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Adult neon.gif This User is too Damn Sexy!
If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

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This user has been blocked
3 times.
Autism11.png This user is an aspie and thus a member of The Master Race; bow before his/her intellectual might, puny Neurotypicals! (or alternatively punch the user in the face and take his or her lunch money)

Drumkit.jpg This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

IP This user's IP is

Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns.
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png This user believes that admins are control freaks.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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Evilbug-lalalalala42.jpg This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
NO This user doesn't care.
CohoSalmon.jpeg This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
Lemming.jpg This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, or at least thinks so.
British Royal Family.jpg This user is a monarch,or at least thinks so.
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Bottlenose dolphin Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
Keys.jpg The Flying Spaghetti Monster and Alicia Keys love this user, and He has blessed this page.
Happysatan.jpg Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
Hey! The above wasn't my fault!
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to UN:USB.

Yoink! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Chickenbox2.0.png This user raises their own chickenbox.
BS This userpage is bullshit.

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