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People Who Are Not Me
This is my collection of people who are not me. It doesn't include everyone who's not me, just some.
This is Bryci
. Bryci is not me. I do like whipped cream, but I don't wear it. Not too often.
This is Brooke Shields
playing prostitute Violet in Pretty Baby
. Sometimes I lie on my bed naked, but rarely in a New Orleans brothel. So this is not me.
This is Britney Spears
who sings, dances, and used to do gymnastics. I'm a fan, but I've never been pregnant. So this is not me.
This is Jamie Lynn Spears
who sings, dances, and used to play Zoey Brooks on Zoey 101
. She's her older sister's Minime
, and does everything Britney does. So this is not my Minime.
This is Miley Ray Cyrus
who plays Hannah Montana
. I hope you aren't offended that she's not naked! I'm a huge fan of Miley and we share our first name. But she is not me.
These are conjoined twins
, and I'm sorry they aren't naked either. My son
said these are not Mommy, and he's such a clever boy. Neither of them is me.
! This is naked and OMG
! Of course it's not me but look at all the OMG!
This is a cabbage
in a skull patch, and it is definitely, Definitely, DEFINITELY not me!