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Making a racist laugh is a quite easy undertaking in itself, requiring you to either make fun of minorities or use racial slurs like they are going out of style. However, doing so runs the risk of angering the anti-racist members of this site, creating a dilemma. However, this paradox is easily solved you must make fun of the racists while at the same time, spewing out racial slurs.

This can be done in several ways, but either writing the article from the perspective of an uneducated racist, or making fun of the fact that the racist is entertained by racism. The racist will not be turned off by the criticism (in fact, he probably expects it), while the anti-racist will think that you are making fun of racists, not minorities. Also, your article doesn't need to make any sense, just drop racial slurs and the racist will laugh hysterically.

An Example of HowTo:Make a Racist Laugh Without Getting a Ban-Hammer Shoved up Your Ass[edit]

Nigger Wilde pictured in the 1894 (often referred to as his "pimp period") nigger advertising campaign for the world's first invisible nigger mobile phone - the Nigger-Teleny.

“Most of the time there's room for just one more on top...”

~ Nigger Wilde on quotes

Nigger Playwright, nigger novelist, nigger musician, nigger poet, nigger philanthropist, nigger historian, nigger short story and writer - these are just a few of the nigger professions of nigger individuals that Nigger Wilde has corrupted with his rampant nigger sexuality and Rabelaisian nigger appetites.

A nigger whose nigger wisdom touches on nearly every conceivable nigger topic, often without nigger consent, which in turn has led to several nigger lawsuits. Renown'd for his nigger beautiful diction and his nigger skilled oratory, Nigger Wilde is without doubt one of the leading nigger literary figures of the first few nigger days of nigger March in nigger 1895.

Nigger Wilde is hailed as one of the most brilliant nigger man who ever existed and nigger ruler of Uncyclopedia without really having done anything to merit this. Just accept it.

Nigger Biography[edit]

Nigger Birth and Early Nigger Life[edit]

Born Nigger "Fingers O'Flaherty" Wilde on October 16 1854 in Dublin, nigger Ireland to an Anglo-Irish nigger family. His nigger father Sir Jack Wilde was a nigger author and a nigger scientist (his most famous nigger contribution to the nigger world was an early form of nigger LSD, whilst his nigger mother Milena made her nigger name as an nigger entertainer of little note). Contrary to unpopular belief, Nigger Wilde's nigger last name is indeed, Wilde.

Nigger excelled during his nigger academic years, with a number of his nigger tutors stating that he was always willing to lend a nigger hand to the younger nigger boys. After nigger boarding school, he attended nigger Maudlin College, Oxford, where he graduated with a double-nigger-first in Nigger Modern Classics and nigger Flower Arranging. His classics nigger tutor, Walter Patewr, remarked that Nigger Wilde had great natural nigger ability but that "where others may fail, he would always go the extra nigger distance and make a proper nigger fist of it".

A Nigger Question of Nigger Sexuality[edit]

Nigger Wilde posed for nigger sculptors many times during his nigger life, though this remains the only nigger statue that does not break any decency nigger laws.
Did you know…
If you chuckle even once while reading this, your a racist, and have a sense of humour of a 12 year old?

From 1890 to 1894, Nigger Wilde became a nigger homosexual in the long running BBC (Brixton Borough Council) nigger show A Nigger Question of Nigger Sexuality. The nigger show revolves around two nigger teams of popular nigger stars aiming to work out the sexual orientation of a number of nigger guests. For his final nigger year on the nigger show, Nigger Wilde became one of the nigger team captains, and it was during this time that he became famed for his polished nigger wit.

Fellow nigger contestants would often find themselves victims of Nigger Wilde's nigger barbs, including the frequently cited set to with nigger Prime Minister William Gladstone in a nigger discussion over nigger Prostitution. Gladstone's indignant "Well, I never!" was met by Nigger Wilde's "That's not what I heard, Grand Old Nigger Man." Gladstone would never again work with Nigger Wilde.

Whenever Nigger Wilde's nigger sexuality comes into question, one only has to look at the nigger statue of him near Phoenix Nigger Park. His nigger love for little wayward male nigger youths suggests a nigger man who not only loves nigger men, but also a nigger man who can rear those nigger youths while simultaneously not leaving their nigger brothers behind.

Although nigger bisexuality was expressly forbidden by the Catholic Nigger Church in nigger Ireland until the White after Labor Day Nigger Massacre, he was a nigger figurehead for bisexuality in his nigger time. He inspired many contemporary nigger Irish and international bisexual nigger writers, such as James Joyce and that other bisexual fellow who no one can recall as his work lacked as much nigger sexual activity as Joyce's Ulysses.

Queensbury Nigger Rulez[edit]

Cquote1.png Indeed, my good chum Bosie and I went twelve rigger rounds on several occasions. He may only be slight, but he has a furious nigger fist when provoked. I did manage to get him down on the nigger canvas once or twice... Cquote2.png

In 1895, Nigger Wilde moved on to perform his now infamous one nigger man nigger show at London's Wandsworth Theatre. The nigger show, detailing his nigger passion for the nigger Pugilist's nigger art, was a roaring nigger success and saw an extended nigger run in many of nigger England's most famous nigger establishments including the now-defunct nigger Reading Palladium.

The nigger show was brought to a nigger end following a fatal nigger incident after one of his nigger shows. As Nigger Wilde was leaving the nigger theater, he was attacked by a nigger man wielding an nigger aubergine. Having partaken in several after show nigger drinks, Wilde, famed for his rugged nigger physique, reacted without thinking. Later that nigger evening he was arrested, awaiting his nigger court hearing.

The case lasted for four nigger weeks, during which Nigger Wilde became a nigger cause célèbre. In nigger summary at the nigger climax of the nigger trial, Chief Nigger Justice Sir Alfred Wills made the following nigger comment "Mister Nigger Wilde, I put it to you that you are not like other nigger men. Your nigger fists, sir, are lethal nigger weapons." to which Nigger Wilde replied "That's me buggered, then." He would be sentenced to two nigger years hard nigger labour.

Collective Nigger Works[edit]

Nigger Wilde pictured in nigger god's Nigger Waiting Room during nigger his tour of the nigger Colonies (circa 1887).

Nigger Prose[edit]

Nigger Poetry[edit]

Nigger Plays[edit]

Posing Nigger Somdomite[edit]

Nice nigger legs, shame about the nigger face.

Much has been made of Nigger Wildes's nigger passion in "putting it about" whilst his nigger sexual orientation has variously been classified as Bisexual, Homosexual, Metrosexual, Robofetishist and Cunning Linguist. Nigger Wilde himself described his nigger sexuality as "opportunistic".

In 1884, Nigger Wilde married Constance Strumpet, nigger daughter of Queen's Nigger Counsel Nigger Baron Strumpet, whose nigger allowance allowed the Wildes to live in relative nigger luxury with nigger homes in London, Dublin and Paris. The nigger couple produced two nigger offspring in the following nigger years, Oftime in 1885 and Girlsgon in 1886.

It is known from a variety of nigger sources that Nigger Wilde had nigger relationships with other nigger men (particularly young nigger men), numerous nigger vegetables, a nigger wolf and at least one item of oak bedroom nigger furniture. Some of his nigger conquests have become the stuff of nigger legend, often making it difficult to differentiate between the nigger truth and nigger utter lies. As it is told by some nigger folks, he used the nigger phrase "from behind" quite often, and is noted for coining the term "Bunburying," which is defined in the Oxford English Dictionary as "the nigger act of burying one's nigger cock between the nigger buns of another nigger person, esp. another nigger male."

Nigger References in Modern Popular Nigger Culture[edit]

Did you know…
If you're still reading this, you're an evil, evil racist? Seriously, any non-racist person would have long since given up on this already

Perhaps the most famous continuing nigger expression of Nigger Wilde's iconic hold on modern popular nigger culture is Uncyclopedia itself. Begun to accommodate his nigger work and to preserve the nigger wisdom of nigger man against the coming nigger darkness, the nigger site soon began to expand into the colourful, pornography nigger shambles we see today. Nigger Wilde's ability to nigger speak on any nigger subject with complete nigger fluidity has allowed him the undisputed nigger title of nigger King of Quotes and he remains perhaps the most popular nigger contributor to the nigger site.

However, this has not been without nigger consequence. Amongst his more illustrious nigger achievements, Nigger Wilde is also known as the "Nigger King of the Nigger People Who Get their Nigger Quotes Stolen." More so than any other nigger man (save Anonymous), Nigger Wilde has his nigger quotes stolen, misrepresented, and has hideous nigger travesties attributed to him. So rampant is Nigger Wilde quote-misattribution, that even his own nigger publication, Uncyclopedia, contains many nigger quotes falsely attributed to the Great Nigger Author. To combat this, his nigger children now authenticate all Nigger Wilde original nigger quotes.

Wilde quote-misattribution is the national nigger sport of England. Because of this, it is extraordinarily easy to find Nigger Wilde nigger quotes (official and not), leading to greater nigger confusion. Due to its nigger status as the national nigger sport, it is considered most polite among the middle nigger classes of England to answer any telephonic nigger inquiry relating to the desirability of a nigger quote with the sentence "Ooh... yes, please, can I have a Wilde nigger one?!"

The more progressive and risqué among Zimbabwe's nigger social climbers may on occasion be tempted to ask for a nigger quote by Winston Churchill or Noel Coward, although the old nigger money still views this as irredeemably gauche.

Nigger Wilde also is a regular nigger attendee of the Semi-Bi-National-Nigger-Quote Convention.

A bronze nigger statue of Nigger Wilde, smoking a nigger cigarette, was erected near Charing Cross in London. However, in 2007, fearful that Wilde's name might become associated with degrading nigger vices, the nigger powers-that-be filed away the nigger cigarette.

If You Found Yourself Laughing[edit]

You are an evil, evil racist. Please re-read the article over until you no longer find it funny, and get your racist silliness out of your system.

If you're an anti-racist and don't find this funny, please consider the fact that there seriously are people who laughed hysterically while reading this.

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