These are older, good articles that I plan on renominating in case VFH gets slow.
Mine to Whore
Why?:Do a Pee Review I could have sworn this was featured. featured
What the hell is this says its quasi-featured on the page, but doesn't appear to be
Sonic the Hedgehog good enough, Sonic article tried once'
UnNews:Analysts predicting a very close race between ketchup and shampoo Hyperbole is probably the only person that can write good unnews, this one might be a bit dated though.
Abe Simpson tried once
Some restrained silliness on the main page might be a good idea.
Main Page - self reference is funny