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Something very bad just happened[edit]

Mordillo finish audio for caveman piece. Audacity crash. Audio lost. Mordillo smash! ~ 18:10, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

MO sad. MO think Mord should save as Mord go, rather than all at once. MO smart. It say so on coffee mug. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:22, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
Mordillo thinks coffee mud should be changed to coffee dung. Old fashioned. Retro is fashionable. Mordillo now record again. Be smart. Save as go. ~ 18:25, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
Soon Mord invent fire, if this keep up. MO see Mord running place, sitting in big office, as boss of company. "Mord real go-get." I say to coworker at coffee break. He say I not work here. I smash. (I'm glad I didn't write the whole page in that style, brain hurt now) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:31, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
Fine job. Mordillo earn Foolitzer. Words hard. Sound, more hard. MO have question. Why two parts? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:41, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
Big file, server defunct, need split, make job harder. Mordillo needs vacation. ~ 12:12, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
By the by, any creative criticism is welcomed for future projects. ~ 13:02, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
Criticism? I've got nothing to criticize. If you made crap, I'd say "Be less bad", but your audios are the bestest. Give yourself a hug. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:20, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Mah Nà Mah Nà[edit]

Doo doo doo-doo doo! Mah-Nàmah-nàmah-nàmah, Neeliuh Nuh! Myah!

In other words, I've been spending far more time than is healthy watching that clip over and over again and transcribing it. The results are on your page. At this point I really don't mind if you want to use any of it - it was a good excuse to watch that clip over and over until the words lost even more meaning than they already didn't have. I can also sing a lot of the scat off by heart now. This makes me happy. So yes - whatever you end up doing with it, have a listen when you regain your computer. If you listen about five times the pink things start to stare out of the screen at you instead of Piero (who will forever be named that in my head now!). --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:33, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. Now I can do whateveritis that people do with pages. Hurrah!
Piero is a good name for that space-caveman, um, thing. The Snowths continue to freak me out a bit. Also, I wasn't kidding way back when, when I said that I had that song stuck in my head for four years. My friend Mister Boffo, an invisible pink trombone-playing monkey, tells me that it drove me quite mad. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:10, 2 August 2007 (UTC)


I think the current page should be just short enough so that the proles will manage to be able to read the whole thing without losing their attention span and going on to edit the article on George Dubya Bush. Congratulations. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 03:38, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, though you could have written that on your talkpage (and should've, so that conversations don't get all chopped up and confusing). Now, if you don't mind, it's time for me to go edit the article on George Dubya Bush. I'm gonna put in the text that he invented something and that he started a band. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:41, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Sweet Christ![edit]


I thank you humbly for the opportunity to impose myself upon the tiny box marked Today's featured article. My own little box in this dark corner of the interweb. My welcoming visage, greeting all who visit this cartoonish funhouse of crazy people. The depravity, flowing like gravy down the chin of a senator. This is my honor.

Much appreciated, you bastard.

Yours always,

(dictated but not read. Transcripted by your pal, THINKER 04:33, 8 August 2007 (UTC).)

No problem. I like pages. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:18, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for voting![edit]

For voting for my page, I award you this template:

Lumps2.JPG The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always remember how to check for lumps.
Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!

Thanks again, P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:37, Aug 19, 2007

It saved my life. Well, no saved, really. More like it stole some time that I can't get back. It's all good. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:47, 19 August 2007 (UTC)



THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.

Thanks for the vote, and enjoy the funeral. Try not to giggle, though. It'll upset the grass. --THE 21:51, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

I'll be sure to dress up for the occasion. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:16, 21 August 2007 (UTC)


I took care of this by removing the RIP tag. thanks for bringing it to my attention.. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 09:46, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

Well, that's one solution, I guess. Personally, I'd have knit it a nice cozy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:05, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

How is your chopping queue these days?[edit]

/me rolls eyes dramatically ~ 22:46, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

I've got my computer back, and access to the internets. What do you need? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:58, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
Wooohooo!!! Well, I'm working on this (just realized I misspelled it as well....) and I need the obvious "nice frothy cappuccinno" vending version with the "truthful brown muck" "sewage residue coffee" etc. Also, if you can make a coffee version of the splotch you got at the HowTo:remove your own head with a chainsaw it could be vunderba. ~ 08:50, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
Truthful Vending Hot Coffee: now with 20% more housefly.
I'll give it a go but can't guarantee success, as my graphics program sucks at text. I'll hit it in between bouts of Overlord (cool game, by the way, although the first third is better than what follows). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:07, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
Was this what you had in mind? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:50, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
"Trout? I'm quite sure that I pressed the button for 'Rat'."
That's bloody horrible! I mean, good chopping, horrible picture...It wasn't really what I imagined but I can surly use such a horrible picture...How about the vending machines themselves? Do you have time for that? ~ 07:19, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
Give me time...the new Dune book is out. Also, I'm such a nerd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:23, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
There's a new Dune book?!?! ~ 09:34, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
Hunters O' Dune is out in paperback. I'm waiting for the last in the series, Dunes of Dune, to be released in softcover before I get it (next summer, probably). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:39, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
I'm ashamed to say, the last one I read was Battle of Corin. I didn't know they had another trilogy....~ 09:45, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
Now with the number for Poison Control right on the cabinet!
This one is only a twology. This means, in effect, that there aren't three of them, which, simply put, means that I won't have to wait for three years for three books. Instead, I only have to wait two years for two books. Simple! I've been waiting for a Dune book that's better than Dune...I'm still waiting. Only another year to go until the last one comes out in paperback (and the mild disappointment that inevitably follows). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:09, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
I'm pretty sure that I'm leading you astray. Again, it's not what you asked for. It does, however, have a monkey: comedy gold. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:29, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
There. I made you an actual coffee machine. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:08, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
OH...that is some frothy quality chopping! ~ 21:11, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
I redid the face of the coffee machine. That curve was bugging me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:50, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

~ 09:07, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

No problem. If there's one thing I do, it's stuff. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:16, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Let's Eat![edit]

~ 12:51, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Jewish cuisine is the bestest. I'm somewhat of an expert in these matters, having never had it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:55, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
Over five thousands years of kvetching. Trust me, it's divine. ~ 13:01, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
Ah, divine kvetching. Like Moses on Sinai. "*Grumble*. It's so hot. There's a pebble in my sandal. I'd bend over to take it out, but my back! Oy oy oy. My mother wanted me to be a doctor, but noooo, I had to be a prophet! I could be golfing right now, instead of sitting here listening to this guy. I spend all this time trying to get my people to follow one god...they've got no sense...they're probably worshipping El by now. Oy." Etc. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:13, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for voting![edit]

Volleybeauty.JPG WILSON!! WIILLSOOONN!! Hey, there he is! Anyways, The Led Balloon would like to thank you for voting on UnBooks:The Castaway.
When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring......
Oh, never mind...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:30, Aug 29, 2007

It reminded me of the time that I was trapped on a desert island. Well, a dessert island, really. During the summer, its ice cream volcano would go all melty. By the time I was rescued I weighed almost eight hundred pounds. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:46, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

<<insert random title here>>[edit]

I don't know why I credited you with making me that cool template:

maybe I'm secretly envious of your user page. In either case, thanks for pointing that mistake out, and for the love of all Satans please do an UnNews audio occasionally. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 05:35, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

No biggie. I'll do an audio or two if I can but, unless I "see" the authour's "vision" of the page, the audio just ends up as me speaking (rather than speaking in a silly voice). This tends to suck. In any event an audio is probably better than good audio, so I'll try. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:07, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Don't Stop[edit]

Hey look! It's anouther award for you, darling. Except this one comes with a side of bacon. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 15:41, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Hurrah! I'd like to thank the James Cameron for his vision, the guy who wrote Bolero for helping me to get laid, and, of course, Bill Cosby for writing the screenplay. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:47, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Hey, you[edit]

I changed the Dora the Explorer picture somewhat drastically from your last post at the Reefer Desk. More than likely you're just doing something of worth and unable to post here, but in case you just abandoned the review, consider going back to it. I've gotten feedback from ZB in the IRC but I'd like sommore. Thank you.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:18, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

It's better. Sorry, I can be awfully verbose sometimes. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:24, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
/me finally finishes MO's exhaustive review. Thanks. No, seriously, thanks. And that's really all I have to say about the image. I think I'll put that Reefer Desk graduate template on the image. Unless that's only for featured images.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:26, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
RDG is for featured pics. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:29, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
Bah. This can't get featured. Shame, too, I worked hard on it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:34, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
...Work?...Hard?... These words confuse me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:42, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
I'm sure my bout will pass. Hard work is hard.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:46, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

An A.S.B.O. ...[edit] an Anti Social Behaviour Order. They give it to wannabe gangtas who mug people, and smash things in the UK. And it's about them! Thanks for listening and enjoying it! sleepygamer 22:34, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Ah. I really should pay more attention. I won't, but I should. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:42, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
Don't ask me about paying attention. Unless it's a guitar, a game, or a girl, it won't sustain my interest for ver- OMG A BIRDIE! sleepygamer 03:05, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
What? You're still here? Hey! Birdie! Wooo! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:11, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

I think a new cartoon is in order[edit]

Something with the Inflatable Jew behind bars . ~ 08:12, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Are you going to write the story behind it, or do you want a standalone cartoon? Either way, what caption would be appropriate? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:15, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
Goodbye Uncyclopedia, it was fun while it lasted? ~ 08:17, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
I'm on it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:21, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
I found suitable pics. I'll chop it when I get a chance. Unless you want a cartoon. Oo! How about a LOLjew! I'm too groggy to think of a good LOLjew caption, so put your mind to it, if that's what you want. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:24, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
"Me in your site, smiting your Jews?". I wasn't really meaning for you to make one, although It'll probably be grand. Just meant to share my sad fate :) ~ 08:29, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
Did you spend your timeout giving yourself prison tattoos and getting sodomized? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:39, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
Affirmative on both! I also have a nude picture of you hanging on the wall of my cell *nodge nodge wink wink*. ~ 08:42, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
The one where I'm holding the license plate? Ah, good times. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:55, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
I've got it! I hope it works (it currently appears to be complicated...I'll figure it out). I should warn you, it's the worst pun ever (even worse than De Gaulle with kaleidoscope eyes. Yes, it's gonna be bad). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:40, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
Crap! It's not working. *Sigh*. I'll come back to it, I guess. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:29, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

A whoring I go go....[edit]

Hi Handsome,

I'm here to whore my article on VFH: HowTo:Throw a temper tantrum. It imaginative, its honest, and its winning will cause my breasts to fall out of my blouse, and for me to look at them, and then you and say however did these perfectly formed orbs ever appear and can you help me figure out why they give me an ooooh so pleasurable tingle? Or I can give you a basket job for $10. Your choice. Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:50, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Oh, jeez. You're not going to like this... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:54, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
Are you rejecting me? I am crushed! Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:05, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
Darling, you know I love you. I love your writing, too. It's just that HowTos are my least favourite niche in Uncyc. I've voted for very few and against very many. I'm in a good mood, as I pooped, so my vote is abstain. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:11, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
Ok, a poop is as good as a vote. Did you wash your hands and flush? Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:17, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
TMI! ~ 13:22, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
It's not too much information. This is a health issue. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:25, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
Of course. "Bum hands" are gross! I wash my hands if I even think about touching my bottom. I wash my hands a lot. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:25, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
You should. The filthiest part of your body* is your little finger and the outside edge of your hand, and we what that comes in contact with. Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:55, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
* and I just know that you were thinking of something in the transisitive sense. Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:55, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
In the transitive sense, no part of the human body is dirty. It's a beautiful thing, all over. Granted, I'm a hippy, rather than an up-tight WASP,'s all right there, man. Did you ever look up at the night sky and think "Wow, I wonder if they have drive thrus up there." "Transitive sense" is "stoned", right? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:47, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

A genteel thanking.[edit]

Lonely protest.jpg Thanks for joining the campaign against this sort of thing.
By swelling our already formidable ranks, you have helped ensure that our voice will not go unheard!
Glorious success will yet be ours!

Sorry dear, I will keep the noise down.

Thanks for your vote.

You have been thanked. This is good, I hope! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:18, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Are you sure that was me? I'm pretty sure that I am for that sort of thing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:22, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

RE:A tale of two siggies[edit]

Hey there; thanks for the advice slash fixing et cetera. I do see what you mean about the siggie.< {weeps at the smallness} ;)

No biggie. We're all on the same team. This does have the unfortunate effect of making sports day really boring. C'est la vie. Also, it's best to reply to a message on your talkpage on your talkpage. This prevents conversations from becoming cut up and confusing. Instead, they'll just be confusing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:46, 24 September 2007 (UTC)


“Eventually, it will be on all the pages.”

~ Modusoperandi on this picture

Just helping you out one page at a time... --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:47, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

The tubes of the internet will soon be clogged with this guy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:40, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

fix? fix![edit]

Thank you very much for the sig thing. I have much to learn about sigs... and their things... --  Le Cejak <-> 02:00, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Just remember that you need to </moop> whenever you <moop> earlier. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:20, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

You're cool.[edit]

Nerd virus.jpg Necropaxx awards you your certificate of quitting!
PS: Thanks for learning HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd on VFH.

Yes you are. Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:03, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

I can haz templait? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:32, 1, Oct 2007 02:32, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
You know, lolcats is not a way to stop being a nerd. You obviously didn't read the article.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:35, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
I fallz off wagin... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:58, 1, Oct 2007 02:58, 1 October 2007 (UTC)


Good to hear another of you audios! Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 12:18, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. You've probably noticed that I don't do a lot of audios. You may have also noticed that, of my small cadre of audios, the ones that aren't in character don't really add anything to the story...this is why I don't do very many.
Soviet Russian story with Soviet Russian audio..."Entertainment News" story with audio by an "entertainment news"-style talking head...North Korean story with audio where people have every accent except Korean...all funny.
Me talking like myself about something? Not funny.
As long as people enjoy the good ones, I'm happy. If you're happy too, even better. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:50, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

The Schmoe Strikes Again![edit]

Everyone's (by which I mean your, SbU's, and mine, if I've counted correctly) favorite schmoe has now infiltrated the mainspace. Things are progressing well. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 09:47, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Harumph! Does UnNews not count as mainspace? I found the pic and wrote a UnNews story around (although I may have put the pic in a forum before the story was released into mainspace). Also, moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:59, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
I thought UnNews was considered UnNewsspace, but I am usually wrong about these things. Still, do not let my ignorance hinder this glorious revolution; one day this pic will be as old and tired as Chuck Norris jokes. My toes wiggle in anticipation of the meme-spreading. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 10:11, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
If possible, I'd prefer that it remained a low level infection. Fullblown memes eventually result in backlash. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:14, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
True. That guy looks like he might have a delicate back, and a backlash would be the last thing he needs. I've managed to restrain myself and used it only once on another website. The response was encouraging. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 10:19, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
I'm glad that something which I was in no way involved in creating has had such an impact. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:36, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Jesus Almighty![edit]

I rocks. I does! Wooo! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:19, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
Wooo, indeed. -RAHB 23:44, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
I'd make a LOLmo to commemorate the occasion, but there's is a beer in my fridge and it's calling me. "What's that, beer? You want me to drink you? Oh, dear beer. You fill that place, deep down inside me, where there is no beer." Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:29, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
You totally stole that from The Simpsons! And it's impossible to prove, unless I sift through all the quotes....damn.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:23, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
Wow, you'd be the worst lawyer ever. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:45, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote[edit]

Thank you for voting on my first article! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 03:02, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

May you have many more. First articles, I mean. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:26, 6 October 2007 (UTC)


...on the kudos on my talk page. It's like gratitude, but with words. (( Hey wait a second.... ))

Think I should tell Famine? Or let him figure it out on his own? Conniving 00:41, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
As long as the page is better, Famine will be happy. His mouth will go up at the corners and everything. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:52, 7 October 2007 (UTC)


What's the deal with this? Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 01:36, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Oh. I uploaded a new version and put the old one on QVFD (with instructions to only delete the old version). Madmax huffed it entirely, so I went on IRC and got Zombiebaron to de-huff it. It looks like Tom mayfair has rehuffed it...can you get on IRC and cuss him out? Then please get someone to dehuff it (I don't have access to IRC or the actual audio at the moment...) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:42, 7 October 2007 (UTC) Done! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:26, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
I dressed down Thomas on his talkpage. Then I undressed him, but that's another story. One that isn't true, incidentally. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:47, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

A poor attempt at whoring[edit]

Ah Modus, my good fellow, such a pleasure to be here. And such fine decoration you have. Ahem. Aside from that, I thought I'd have a go at this "whoring" that seems so popular. I'm not doing a very good job at it, to be honest. I'm probably too polite. But anyway, I'm hoping that you'll think I've done a decent job with my article Shopping list, and will be moved to vote for it. That's about it really, tatty byes! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:44, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

/me yawns, rubs eyes. Whabedab adab? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:07, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

Gandhi UnNews[edit]

I just wanted to let you know that the faux-Indian accent was absolutely brilliant. I was laughing silently (because I couldn't laugh out loud...long story), and I think it does the article justice. And I say that in the least asinine way possible.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:36, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

No biggie. Sometimes, even though I'm not in the mood for pee reviews (or, indeed writing my own stuff), the muse is still kind. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:00, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
As long as the page tickled you enough to bring out one of your many multiple personalities, I'm cool.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:01, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
They're only here until the page is done. That's how the muse works. She doesn't make me do them well, she just sticks 'em in my head, then steals them away. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:45, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Those bloody Irish[edit]


Say, Modus, you get any ideas of better formatting this? ~ 18:33, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

With the text/pics ratio skewed so heavily toward the pics, it'll be tough to make it pretty no matter what you do. Try putting all of the pics on one side, with the text on the other. If that doesn't look right, use bigger words. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:48, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
Tried it, it looks even worse because the picture overlap....Any other remarks about it? ~ 19:05, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
I'm thinking Greek. Doric columns, togas, people with beards. Y'know...Greek.
There are always tables, a la this. Alternately, you could ask someone who know what they're doing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:21, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
Stop with the modesty, it doesn't become you. Purple! Now that is more your style...It actually looks good, thanks! ~ 21:50, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
Oh, and many thanks for the WotM nomination...~ 21:56, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
You don't stand a chance, by the way. C'mon, buddy...pull up a stool and I'll buy you a beer. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:05, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
And here I was, waiting for a miracle *sob* ~ 06:29, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
There's always next month. Or the month after. Or the month after that. The great part about time is that there's always more of it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:05, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
As long as I get free beer....Did I tell you that my home pub used to serve Labatt Ice up until a few years ago? It's pretty good...~ 13:29, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
I'm drooling a little. Well, more than usual. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:02, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
Let me call Ceridwyn, she strikes me as someone that always hold a hanky close by. ~ 18:49, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
Yes, but it's a LOLhanky. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:29, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
Actually I do happen to carry a hanky around. What are you saying Mord?! /wipes the drool off MO's chin. ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 08:46, 14 October 2007
Only that you're prepared for all! ~ 20:49, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
Awww XD I'm going to take that as a compliment! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:50, 14 October 2007
*Sniff*. You two make a cute couple. Mazel tov! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:47, 15 October 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for the vote. Enjoy your oil. --THE 12:12, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Mmmm...10W30. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:25, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
And it's carbonated. The last remaining drops of an Alaskan reservoir of carbonated oil. --THE 12:27, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
I prefer a nice imported synthetic myself, but this quasi-domestic isn't bad. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:17, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Get out of Jail[edit]

I was wondering why you voted against this on VFH. You said on the voting page "not enough middle and too much end". The end was pretty short, with only a couple sentences, and the middle was pretty lenghtly, with a few paragraphs, so I was was wondering why voted against it based on those reasons--Sir Manforman CUN.png 21:34, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

The intro is brilliant. The middle (the "methods" section) doesn't really flesh out the individual methods all that much, which is a letdown after the intro. "Communication" should be in the Methods section, but it's not...then it just sputters to a close (you can do better than a "your mom". You can!). It might work better as Intro, Preparation (with bits like weightlifting, shiv making, not dropping the soap, etc.), Methods, Freedom, but that's just IMO. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:41, 17 October 2007 (UTC)
If I were to organize the article with headers and strengthen the conclusion, would you change your vote?--Sir Manforman CUN.png 21:46, 17 October 2007 (UTC)
I dunno. Maybe? It's not about me. The question should be, if you made the page better, would you be happy, Manforman? If you're just here for huzzahs from your peers and parades in your honour you'll only end up disappointed. The best stuff appears on the page when you aren't thinking about what other people think. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:54, 17 October 2007 (UTC)
I'm satisfied with it as is, and I wouldn't be making myself happier by improving it. It will probably be featured anyways, regardless of your against vote, since it has a score of 15 and a health score 150%. --Sir Manforman CUN.png 23:07, 17 October 2007 (UTC)
/me clicks "remove" because I he can.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:40, 18 October 2007 (UTC)
This fails to explain, Mister Manforman, just exactly why you thought it was okay to use the last of the toilet paper and not change the roll! A pox on you! Pox! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:34, 18 October 2007 (UTC)


Ak47.jpg The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out!
The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring!

Thanks vote teh votzrs! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 00:28, Oct 19

*Bang!* What? *Bang! Bang!* Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:15, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank you[edit]

For that LOLcats Bible thingamajig. I must translate the Ten Plagues, I simply must.

An tehn, Ceiling Cat wuz all "ur teh badz" an maekd teh river turnz two blud.  Mosez wuz liek "u se?  u se wut happinz wen u make teh 
Ceiling Cat madz?  Stop bein so badz.

Eh...I'll work on it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:41, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure that Ceridwyn is behind it somehow. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:42, 20 October 2007 (UTC)
I'm no Ceridwyn with LOLcats, that's for sure. For example, note how I noobishly capitalize the LOL. Then note the utter crappiness of the line I just proposed. Then stop caring.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:59, 20 October 2007 (UTC)
You're still here? /me gets broom Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:01, 20 October 2007 (UTC)
Awww MO when will you admit you miss me? :P ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:54, 20 October 2007
Oh, Ceridwyn. /me blushes. Sorry, I've got this Ljlego problem. I think they're breeding behind the fridge. You know Ljlegos; once they find a place to nest... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:01, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Perchance, dear sir, could I interest you in voting for my article?[edit]

MY FELLOW AMERICAN, the time has come! TOO LONG have America-related articles LANGUISHED in mediocrity! JOIN WITH ME, and TOGETHER we shall see AMERICANS step forth into a GOLDEN FUTURE! VOTE for American (species)!

Unless, of course, you're British. But I'll take my chances on that.

This advertisement was paid for by the Uncyclopedian Society for a More Evolved American, which is in no way associated with the Association of Uncyclopedians Who Are Shameless Vote Whores.

--CUN RA Talk to me _ 19:26, 22 October 2007 (UTC)'ve got it all wrong. To whore, you're supposed to go on IRC and say "Gee, look at this thing.", then post a link. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:12, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
So, unless I whore on IRC, even if I go through the entire active user list one by one asking for votes (as I'm tempted to do), it doesn't count as whoring? Awesome! I can be a whore without the risk of anyone calling me one! --CUN RA Talk to me _ 23:30, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
It's all whoring. This is just...dirtier...than the IRC kind. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:38, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
I myself favor an earthy approach to things. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 23:48, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
I don't know if this is coming through, but whoring is bad. I try to avoid it, myself. I don't always succeed, but not-whoring is a worthy goal. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:52, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

So is that why you didn't vote. If you'd have told me that beforehand, I'd of known not to do it. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 00:24, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

Two things. A) Modus has his own voting ways, regardless of whoration or other things of that nature. 1) You're lucky, with all this talk page soliciting, that you haven't gotten a few spite-againsts, and 2) This kind of whoring is generally dangerous and seems desperate to people with weaker constitutions.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk)
Plus, it's stuff like this that made Todd Lyons leave. That makes me sad (sadder that it's partly my fault). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:39, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm sorry. I'll stop. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 01:08, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

Speaking honestly and truthfully, this is the first time I've ever felt ashamed on the internet. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 01:12, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

Liberating, innit? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:19, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

Re: Forum:An Open Letter to Uncyclopedia[edit]

SORRY! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! --  Le Cejak <-> 23:53, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm not gonna kill you. Just try to act like an adult about things. Be mature (pronounce it MAH-toor). Get a velvet jacket. Maybe a pipe. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:01, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
  1. So you're saying I shouldn't 've vandalized his user page just because he's a gay basher?
  2. Velvet? Jesus, can I get one made out of a cheaper material... such as cardboard?
--  Le Cejak <-> 00:06, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
How does vandalizing his userpage help? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:23, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, but you don't hate me do you?   Le Cejak <-> 00:30, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
Are you the guy who ran into my car, then drove away? No? Then I don't hate you. Why would I? (My favourite emotion is dance! /me does a little dance.) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:53, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

You made the right choice...[edit]

Thanks for voting for me! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 21:14, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, the choice was obvious. Then I picked you, for some reason. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:30, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

A bittersweet victory[edit]

Our once-favorite schmoe has made it to front page status. Once, this would have been cause for great rejoicing and general happy frolicking and gamboling about. Instead, I brought a bottle of pre-flattened champagne, in recognition of the fact that he is one of the things which make America so insufferable these days. Will SbU be joining us? --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 21:15, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

If she doesn't show up, we'll split her share. To uploading things here without first checking their identities...salut! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:49, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

You think perhaps[edit]

It's time to place Drama for UgotM again? ~ 22:42, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

No. I'm hoping the jackassery and asshattery will settle down. Kids these days. When I was a lad, we'd got to Crimea to burn off the bloom of reckless youth. Ah, good times. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:16, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
You went all the way from Saskatchewan to Crimea for a simple burn at the stake? I'm impressed! ~ 06:22, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
It was either that, or stay in Saskatoon. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:30, 4 November 2007 (UTC)


*lick* —Braydie 23:05, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Um, thanks? Still, I'd prefer that you simply tell me when I have chocolate on my face. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:50, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
Face? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
This page is rated G. The R version only plays after 10pm. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:52, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
<3 —Braydie 18:59, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
You two are getting way too gay for me here... If anyone needs me, I'll be hanging out over in Lesbo.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 19:10, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Bring back some baby oil. We're down to our last gallon here. Warm it up a bit, if you don't mind. And some blank videotape, too. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:09, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
We're gonna need a camera too.. Or we could just get someone to watch, scar them for life and get them to pour their memories out onto a piece of paper. The bloody mess on the paper will be very close resemblance to what actually happened. —Braydie 03:15, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
The only thing they have in Lesbo is olive oil, so that'll have to do. But shhhhh! I'm supposed to be having a life right now!  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 03:19, 10 November 2007 (UTC)


I think I love you.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 05:27, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

I am quite lovable. It's true. /me bats eyes Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:09, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, well, that and I'm a sucker for both beatles songs and crazy old-timey pictures =)  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 07:11, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Yay! You're the second person to catch the Beatles reference. I thought I'd gone mad. Mad! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:16, 9 November 2007 (UTC)


That picture at the top freaks me the hell out. --Andorin Kato 07:14, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Really! Iliked it so much, I sporked it to my desktop! Maybe gonna make a little icon out of it!  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 07:23, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
You mean like this? --Andorin Kato 07:32, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
I think Zana meant more like this: Crawhus.jpg It makes me want to put me into my pocket and keep me safe forever and ever. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:51, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
Oh I want to do that too!! XD Pocket-MO would be just squee-ful! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:16, 11 November 2007
Indeed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:20, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
Me as an icon? Freaky. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:29, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
Harumph. I knew I should've gone with my initial instinct: clothing-free. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:29, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

I don't suppose you practice PSD sharing on here...  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 18:01, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

PSD? The Photoshop format? No, I save all my pics in the proprietary and controversial . format. Nothing after the dot. Just dot. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:45, 11 November 2007 (UTC)


Is it me or did you not write anything for a while now? Me getting worried. ~ 14:21, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

I have, sort of (although the last few haven't been all that great). Life is in the way, again. That's what I'm blaming. Life, pshaw! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:58, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
Are you back in the leaking basement with your roommate's 386 again?! ~ 15:28, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
Thankfully, no. Just life in general (new schedule at work, blown heater hose/cracked radiator in car, parents moving, etc). Y' The muse will return eventually to mess up the place. Sophia is like that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:48, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
Bless her! ~ 15:53, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

If you're looking for work...[edit]

This upcoming UnNews and this UnScript could use audio, if you like. I, meanwhile, will be in the corner eating this tasty cake. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:00, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Consider the Unnews done. As for the unscripts, it's a lot of work which, unfortunately, I can't spare at the moment. Last time I did it it was HowTo:Cook While Drunk. Took me ages....~ 16:14, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
I would've done it myself but haven't, for the same reason. Plus this cake isn't gonna eat itself. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:19, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
Some cakes do. ~ 16:48, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
Not this one! I've been stalking it for days, biding my time and waiting for the perfect moment to strike. It just sat there looking delicious. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:02, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
Is that a black forest one? ~ 20:54, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
Chocolate truffle. It's nearly gone, now. Gone to a better place. /me pats belly Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:02, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Ah yes, I have not forgot about it, just got busy with do you call that? Ah! Real world issues! I hope to finish it shortly. Got some nice script all prepared for it. ~ 21:08, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

No problem. I would've given you more warning, but I thought it was releasing a week later than it did. My bad. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:36, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
Done. Muchos sorry about the delay. We offer our customers compensation in the form of a small dead mouse or a pint of stale milk. ~ 11:48, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
Congrats. Your audio is floating around in ECHELON now. Maybe we'll get adjoining cells in Gitmo! I'll write up UnNews stories, like UnNews:Mordillo converts to Wahabist Islam, on rolls of toilet paper, and you can do the Arabic audio. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:04, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
I'll have one distinct advantage on you, I speak Arabic. Well, enough to get along. I am, however, a Zionist oppressor. Well, maybe we should just both escape across the Canadian border before things get too hot...~ 18:36, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
I already did. I thought you were right behind me! To fit in, I apologize and say "eh" a lot, eh? Well, I'll see you after you get out. I'll send you a cake. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:51, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Hell...[edit]

...someone else knows who Klaus Nomi was. Thought I was the only one! RabbiTechno 11:23, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Yes, I'm full of culture. Also, I should probably point out that I only know about Klaus because of a cartoon. A cartoon that's full of culture. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:52, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Trick or treat![edit]

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"Please ma'am, hand over the deed. No ma'am, I'm not joking, I'm somber, which is the only emotion I'm capable of experiencing."

Ooooh...too bad about your house...still, thanks for voting for UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween!

Thank'ee! --THE 20:06, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

Speaking of Halloween.../me holds up trick or treat bag...*ahem* Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:03, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

Oh Noes![edit]

Sorry, I noob, I forgot change the score XD. --Dark delegation 00:53, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

...and you forgot to put a header here. Pesky noobs. When I was a lad we'd get a whuppin' if we forgot to change the score. Of course, that was during the war; we needed all the points we could get to defeat the Alli...Axis. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:00, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

I really want to kill someone[edit]

I was 5 minutes away from finishing a piece, all written in rhymes for the love off....and I accidentally shut the tab I was working on...../me looking to kill someone. Probably me. ~ 11:43, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Oh. Remember SESOD (Save early, save often, dumbass). I live my life by it. Especially the "dumbass". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:46, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
ARGHGHGHSHGHSGHSHESHGSHE </sounds of utter frustration> ~ 11:48, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
Indeed. Go for a walk, pet a dog, make some tea. Then sit down and start again. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:50, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
There. Problem is, I can never say what was better, the original or the second version. ~ 15:05, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
Just like the book of Mormon. Congrats, you're a prophet! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:03, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
Does this mean I can dress in a bizarre manner and eat food which is not kosher? ~ 16:08, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
Plus you get magic, temple-only underwear! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:57, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
Speaking of underpants, what do you think about the font choice? Is it clear enough? ~ 20:33, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
Clear enough. Why? <stereotypical old Jew-slash-grandfather>Stop kvetching! You're gonna give yourself an ulcer! Oy, you kids these days, with your text and your interwebs...when I was a boy, we didn't have these computing things, we had World War II. Sure, we lost a few to the Nazis, but it was all in good fun...and we were happy, damn it!</stereotypical old Jew-slash-grandfather> Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:31, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
I should warn you that my grandmother is a short tough Polak who will not hesitate to smack you silly! ~ 22:42, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
And I should warn you that thanks to that I'm more than a little turned on right now. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:50, 18 November 2007 (UTC)


WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!? so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 18:12, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

/me looks around. I've been here, pretty much, why? I came in to use the telephone, and they won't let me leave. I'm hoping that my userpage pic becomes the Ghaele-style sig of user talkpages. Then ????. Then profit! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:31, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
what....the.....hell....You aren't coming back to SpySpace, are you!! Farkin' blacklisted, you are. Nope, nope, it's no good. Bleepin goats. 22:41, 18 November 2007 (UTC)Spy
I have no idea what you're talking about. Seriously, everything you just said went right over my head. I'm in the dark, the dark! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:06, 20 November 2007 (UTC)


I know you'll appreciate this! <3 ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:22, 20 November 2007

Awwww. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:00, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Fischer Price[edit]

How'd you end up liking it? Did you finish reading it? Why am I asking so many questions?!?!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:24, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

Two words: hated it. Words unrelated to the page, thankfully. Two other words: not bad, although I've never read Ludlum, as I read at more of a Curious George level, and not one of them smart Curious George books, neither, where he's all curious about calculus or messing around with the human genome. That was more than two words. I'm no help at all, am I? (Long story short: I didn't mind it, but it didn't click for me. It happens.) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:32, 22 November 2007 (UTC)


Could you have a look see at Kate Smith and make suggestions? Eugene Kay doesn't find anything redeeming about the article and I would like a second opinion. Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:44, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

Eugene Kay couldn't tell his axe from a whole underground. That didn't sound right. Well, I'll take a look at it when I get a chance, anyway. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:09, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
I DO frequently tell him to be more careful with that thing. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Okay, I read through it, did some minor tweaks, giggled a little, fell asleep, woke up on the floor, crawled back to my computer, lost my train of thought.... It's not bad, but it needs a third pic, and a bunch of small paragraphs are generally better as a smaller number of larger ones, IMO. Of course, no one listens to my opinion. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:35, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
I worship at you feet, but I still won't wash them. Hugs! Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:45, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
Ooo! For the third picture, try a closing paragraph about the new milleniums fascination with the now kitschy Kate Smith, and the Woman's Television Network documentary film on her, "Kate Smith: 50 years of Large and in Charge" (or something similar), starring John Travolta in the title role. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:00, 24 November 2007 (UTC)