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Hooray For Drama[edit]

Hey, I told the kid to emulate you (the verbal Ninja) and not me (The Cavity Creep......I make holes in teeth). I think you know how I feel, I spend too much time on my work and feel slighted by a speed-read and quick vote. Eventually, I'll mellow out and get into the "I don't care what anybody thinks" mode like yourself - Or get banned a lot. Speaking of which, I have no idea why I haven't been slapped down yet but I'm not feeling encouraged to be bolder because of that. I'm slightly less childish than that.

Also wanted to mention that your ultimate validation for Karl Lagerfeld (should it not win or tie for "Best Illustrated") will be the fact that it's going to receive more votes on VFH than any of my (or anybody else's) PLS articles, assuming it stays on the nom page long enough to hit 20 For votes. I guarantee it!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  07:42, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

I'm still just as neurotic as I used to be. I'm just slightly better at suppressing it now. Failing that, I have a crisis of anti-neurosis after ten minutes and undo the voodoo that I do.
The Karl Lagerfeld in my head is happy that you said that. For this, he will name a shoe after you. He is calling it a "mule". Maybe a "pump". Perhaps a "boot". When you see that word, whichever one it turns out to be, remember that the word is you and be happy, baby. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:58, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
At least I've managed to learn when to walk away from a page no matter what anybody says after my last post. Back in them early 90's I'd just keep screaming until everyone else stopped....which rarely happened.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  17:02, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
Instead of scrapping here in the first place, just punch your neighbour. If he's too big, hit his elderly grandfather. Then run like hell, 'cause grandpa's gonna kick your skinny ass! It's grampage! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:13, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
ooooooh Lookie, Thinker has finished his voting. I think Mordillo's going to be deciding whether your childhood or plink gets the nod. I still haven't sat down and slowly read yours yet, BTW. I think I may be having some flashbacks when I do.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  17:15, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
I haven't read mine, either. I never do. I'm just too close to it, man. It would be like me reading about Superman. Too much deja vu. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:18, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
At least someone appreciated my vagina.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  17:29, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
Well, March was Vagina Appreciation Month. June is Vagina History Month. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:30, 2 April 2009 (UTC)


I think I understand the context of your message over at VFS now. Yea, I don't think we need more admins at all. My message was not really intended to be for the other sysops, but more for other people who will no-doubt be reading the page (for whatever reason). Sorry if I came across as an ass. Well, more of one than normal anyways... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 14:44, Apr 4

I have no idea what you're talking about. I didn't even know you were talking about "recent changes" when you mentioned "rc". I thought you meant "irc". You're not the ass. I am the ass! Kneel! Worship my ass! Fondle! I've said too much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:58, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Main Page[edit]

Don't we usually begin the Conservation Week after we announce the winners of the PLS and let them bask in the sun (?) for a while? ~ 08:01, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Uh. Probably. The thing is, nobody pointed that out here. I'm amenable to undoing whateveritwas I did. It's not too late. We have the technology. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:10, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
In the words of the Dwarves in Warcraft III: It's you and me. Modus, we got the synergy!'. ~ 08:24, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
There was a third Warcraft? All I remember is making the sheep explode in the first one. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:27, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Don't we usually get a new featured article every day? -Sir Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10:14, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Do you mean when I do them? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:21, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Yes, exactly. -Sir Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:55, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Oh. Then no. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:21, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Kick some of those weak links off VFH so I can nom Karl! Hell, pull my turkey if your not going to paint my house.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  12:39, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

I wrote a song just for you[edit]

Paul Williams actually had the idea first.

Modus.......being cemented in a tiny room has helped my creativity. I've just composed a short song just for you:

Syc-ie and Sock-ie
Live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on their PC keyboards
Oh lord, why can't we?

You and sock have an open invitation to fix any of my crufty, unloved, previously pooh-poohed material to make it VFH worthy and I'll consider your actions to be in good faith. I lack a basic touch with aspects of mainstream drivel contemporary comedic appreciation amongst the general population so when something doesn't work there's no sense in having me try to fix it.


The other day I tried to listen to a song by the Juicy Fruits, arguably one of the most successful acts in here, and just like every other track I've tried to appreciate by this artist, all I hear is derp-de-derp-de-derp-de-doooooo!. I've attempted to stimulate my brain Abnormality by hitting the section of my skull responsible for Juicy Fruit appreciation but all It makes me do is smoke more pot.

So, how did you want to split that $20?--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  11:49, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

1rd - I prefer songs about me that mention me by name. Bonus points if I figure prominently in the video or the album cover is like Bill Cosby's Hurray for the Salvation Army, but with me in place of Bill.
2nd - Thanks for the offer for me to fix your pages. Next, can you give me permission to paint your house? (Take, that!) Seriously, though, I don't work like that. The idea comes first. Then I hunt for the page. If page found -> edit. If not -> write. As far as methods for writing go, it's worked quite well for me. Of course, it has driven me quite mad. Mad!
2nd II: Electric Boogaloo - As for the "I lack a basic touch..." bit; write what you like. If "they" don't get it, screw 'em. It's not like they're putting food on your plate. (Yes, that's terribly selfish, but trying to please everyone else will only break you like Victor Charlie did me in 'Nam)
3th - As for the "The other day I..."; you lost me at "The other day I...".
4st - Keep the money. I would just spend it on crack. If you don't need it either, donate it to a worthy cause like, or a local soup kitchen. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:18, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
1.0. I actually used to own a copy of that record. I like Sgt Pepper, done in Cos style.
2.1 Just saying I'd be flattered if you did instead of being weird about it.
2.2 I just love singing that song! Intentionally dumbing down my material is impossible, I just like my role as the struggling deranged artist like my pal, the Phantom. Of course, I like Beef. Gerrit Graham is kewl.
4.0. April 28th marks my 1 year of being unemployed anniversary--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  12:28, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
1nd - Pre-pudding Bill was awesome.
2 1/10rds - Sorry. I'm weird about everything. Chicks tell me that all the time. (I will take a look if Sophia leads me there. Where she goes, I follow)
2 2/10nds - I find it's easier to be pre-dumb. Try holding your breath for a while. Maybe get drunk and pass out in a pool.
4nd - Well, at least you get to watch late night TV. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:54, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Ah yes, confine the parameters of the article to dumbness before you begin. Perhaps my occasional habit of getting ripped around 3:00pm EST from sipping shots of grain alcohol is the prime-time for motivation. Ooops! Don't say sorry! I underwrote that comment and should have added the words "like Syc" after I typed ".....weird about it". Although, painting my landlords house might make her like me more than she already does. Somebody has to keep an eye on the tranny downstairs ya know..--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  13:11, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
It's not so much "confining the parameters of the article to dumbness" as "write what you know". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:14, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Do you (or any other admin) think you could...[edit]

Give me a hand with something? Basically, there's an article on a guy named Federico Fellini, but it's called "Frederico Fellini" with an extra 'R'. Not thinking, I just copy-pasted the existing article to the newly created page "Federico Fellini," not doing the 'move' thing because I'm an idiot. So, now, there are two of the same articles, one called "Frederico Fellini" and one called "Federico Fellini." Basically, what I'd like for you (or whomever else) to do is delete the page titled "Federico Fellini," and then move the page titled "Frederico Fellini" to the title "Federico Fellini." Or something like that. Please help! Thanks. —Sir Guildensternenstein 14:16, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

There. Whateveritwas that you wanted I might have done. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:30, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
THANK YOU! —Sir Guildensternenstein 23:05, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
You know, Guild, (correct me if I'm wrong, Modus, but) it seems to me the most routine way to handle this would be to just replace the misspelled version with a redirect to the correctly-spelled version, and then, if you really don't want the redirect to exist, QVFD it with a little "left over after move" note. talk 23:17, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Are you trying to keep things simple? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:31, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

Anarchy on Image Request[edit]

Hello your Modussness. Listen, RadicalX's Corner is a mess. And I would like to help in reorganizing it. Is that a specifically "admin" job, or can I archive the old requests? Since you admins are so busy saving us from the evil vandals, I'm happy to help, if I can, and with some guidance. --Dame 14:39, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Jesus, I don't know. If you think that you can do it, and nobody else is, do it. If you mess it up, you're clearly admin material. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:33, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Mkay, I have begun my crusade. You can check if I've messed up so far if you want. But I would appreciate your opinion on a few things. I know its RadX's corner, but he is somewhat scarce these days so i'm assuming you're the right person to nag. Also, you told me I could bug you :P Anyway, there are some requests that are stagnant, can I just delete them? The last four requests for example, they don't seem to be going anywhere and are just wasting space. I want to implement a kind of expiry date as it were. And as for archiving images, when people request "gifs" or "stills", that is not really worth archiving is it? I mean, it's not original work so I don't think it deserves to be archived and if the requester has already used it for whatever they wanted to use it for I don't see a point. Do you agree, disagree or do you have no idea what I am incoherently babbling about?--Dame 16:58, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Drive-by: as the person who has been doing the archiving when I remember on that page for a while now, I'm very happy to see a more active 'chopper take it off my hands. I generally archive all requests, whether for gifs or stills or whatever - no telling what they may be needed for and it's not like it take up that much room! When it comes to old requests, I tended to archive 'em after a couple of months, but popped a note on the talk page of whoever requested it to the effect that if they still want it, they should raise another request, just to be polite and so they don't think they've been completely ignored. Any other questions about the page, I may be able to help as well, so give me a shout. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 17:15, Apr 6
Yeah. What UU said. But with moxie. Also, zazz. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:19, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
*sighs* One day, I'll be as cool as Modus. One day... *music goes sentimental, fade to dream sequence* --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 18:19, Apr 10
My secret? Jazz hands. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:37, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the Gumball Popeye![edit]


It's Naked Barbie Time! Times are tough out there but Barbie and all of her friends sure know how to show their appreciation for your generous vote to feature Economic Collapse Barbie
They'll be seeing you in the bathtub later on tonight!

Ah yes, one of my favorite old-school commercials with the cutesy gumball dispensers and some little kid thanking the plastic representation of a cartoon character for a gumball. Well, here's a testament to my "process". I think about a subject and then research the crap out of it, in this case spending a day pouring through Google image search and compiling a suitcase of HQ Barbie pics and dollhouses. Then the idea gets defined. Here's a rejected idea right now! It was going to be Girls Gone Wild Barbie™ but the photo and concept were found lacking the right stuff. Thanks for the Nom!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  11:07, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah. "Research". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:05, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Look, a softball![edit]


Hello there Mr. Operandi, Doc Strange/signpost news here, in regards to your recent display of dominance in Poo literature I have a softball question I'd like to lob at you: "Who was your favorite character on Barney Miller?"--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  10:39, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

While each member of the cast had appeal, as each represented part of America's "Melting Pot", I found the comparatively minor character of Inspector Frank Luger (far right), with his high state of partly-sober curmudgeonitude, to be especially charming. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:39, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Just finished reading the childhood essay. My father went into printing when I was 5-6 and that's the "career" I ended up in. No wonder I'm unemployed, eh? I've been a small press operator for over twenty years and I'm so damn good at it that nobody wants to let me do anything else. I've been trying for years to get out of it....unsuccessfully. I'm A+ Certified you soup for me.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  11:58, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

The main problem with "the industry" is that the margins are so small. So very small. I figured that the printing thing would make a good point for that completely fictional story. Y'know, to add "heart"; an emotional core much like Rudy's smallness or Old Yeller's rabies. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:39, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Well, hope you liked your story in the newspaper, I'd been waiting to use cote de azur for something. I didn't think your "childhood" would get too much poo-poo on it but that's coming from someone who related to the article. Looks like I'm wrong. You can get back at me and nom either of my other two PLS entries because I can already count the instant against votes from a few habitual hatazz of my material. I think I can fix transvestite but my vagina is what it is - waiting to have sand kicked in it by the highly educated and high brow clientele.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  16:08, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

I like it. That's good enough for me. That some other people also like it only reflects well on their exceptional taste. (If I may intrude: TransV could use some cutting down. Granted, I haven't read it line-by-line. I haven't read Vag at all. I'm waiting for my wedding night.) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:28, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
Advice is good. I have three different perspectives now on Tranny. Argument not concise enough, shock value of the situation as the basis instead of jokes and your advice to trim. Personally, I was shooting for the neurosis of the narrator eclipsing the absurdity of the situation and that ball didn't make it into the PSL judges net. I'll be thinking about it while I do my rewrites for CW. I'm still not sure what I'll do with McDonalds but it might include the whole menagerie of Mc-characters. Perhaps combine with HR Puffinstuff characters to allude to the obvious imitation of the latter by the former? Big fun.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  18:49, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
One isn't derivative of the other. They were two different towns, like Springfield and Shelbyville. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:01, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

In Graltitude[edit]

"Graltitude"? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:05, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

You like eating your own poo...[edit]

You are a giant loser. Go swallow cock. Douche tard. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Thisplacesucks (talk • contribs)

Didn't we date? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:59, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

You like eating your own poo...[edit]

You are a giant loser. Go swallow cock. Douche tard. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Thisplacesucks (talk • contribs)

Didn't we date? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:00, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

You like eating your own poo...[edit]

You are a giant loser. Go swallow cock. Douche tard. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Thisplacesucks (talk • contribs)

Didn't we date? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:01, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

Request for doing an audio version of an article and also a request to protect an article (please read below)[edit]

Sir, I know that you don't have the time to do an audio version or protect an article, but can you do an audio version of Can I be an admin please?. Trust me, it will be the greatest one ever. Tolerance prevails. 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 02:47, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

I can try (it could take a while, as my mic & software are on my old computer). Is it supposed to have two characters (the header character, an user, and the body text character, an admin)? If so, the first couple of paragraphs are out of character (few things wreck timing like inconsistency). If not, the beginning needs to be redone as an intro (without the "header character").
Take some time to get the page "just so". Take as much time as you need. Then tell me that it's time for audio.
Is this also the article you want protected? We only protect articles that are routinely targets of vandalism. Except for one edit by a single user who mangled one word, every edit so far has been by you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:04, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
Wow, Modus, do you always give into requests so easily? Will you wash my car? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:15, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
No. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:13, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
Will you defy my orders to not wash Syndrome's car? Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 07:34, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
Hey! Don't try to fence me in with your mind games, man. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:13, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
The only article that I wanted protected is The Philippine Empire. Many people had vandalised it. 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 07:46, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
Okay. It's protected from IPs for a month. Why a month? I have no idea. I'm sure it made sense at the time. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:07, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

Embracing Nazism (spelling-style)[edit]

There is a typo on the main page, in the anniversaries section. It says “Emporer” instead of “Emperor”. I am unable to correct this due to my lack of superpowers and since you are my favourite admin today I thought I'd plague you with my sudden bout of spelling nazism. --Dame 10:33, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Done. I changed "Emperor" to "Penispenispenis". I'm a big fan of the intellectual humour. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:45, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
And clearly a fan of penis. --Dame 10:53, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
Really? How so? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:10, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
Intelectual humour requires using your head, doesn't it? --Dame 11:13, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
You lost me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:21, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
Yes, I think I've lost myself too. Lets just move on and pretend this never happened. --Dame 11:32, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
Done. To be honest, I forgot about it before you got here. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:36, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Thank You![edit]