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Does VFS need to have a sandwich of the month section because its a new month? --Docile hippopotamus 04:06, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

"...of the Month" is simply a metaphor. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:35, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Picture thingy[edit]

There appears to be a problem here. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 09:49, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

I tinkered, but to no effect. It displays properly on its own, but not on that collective page. I have no idea. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:10, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
If you ask me, it has something to do with those exclamation thingies. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 10:13, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
So, you have no idea either. Can't you just bask in the mystery? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:17, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I have no idea either. Can you change it so it goes to Uncyclopedia:VFP/Planet.jpg instead of Uncyclopedia:VFP/Planet!!.jpg? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 10:42, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
I changed the top secret featured page to reflect the change, then deleted the original...and it's still fooked. Since you smelled it, I'm going to have to assume that you dealt it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:56, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
I fix. I does! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:58, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
Yay! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 11:00, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
Like I said, it was the exclamation thingies. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:04, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
Good call. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 11:05, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
I know. I'm awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:18, 10 July 2009 (UTC)


Can I have my talk page back now please? ---- sumptuous Ape (burninate) (Riot Porn) 16:51, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Say what, now? I did that hours ago. It's time to move on, man. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:04, 11 July 2009 (UTC)


Since the usual culprits are banned, can you jokeban me again for say six hours? I'm supposed to be getting my beauty sleep but I'm distracted and getting some shuteye would be appreciated... (and I just have to prove to someone that if you ask nicely, you get whatever you want... just don't tell him gender might matter in how soon you get what you want...) O_o -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 00:16, 15 Jul

Sorry, but I don't jokeban. Comedy is serious business. Seriously! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:25, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
How about pinning it on taking care of the mental wellbeing (in the form of a few hours of sleep caught at lack of anything more distracting to do) of younger uncyclopedia contributors? *flutters eyelashes* I'm really cute and cuddly... -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 00:29, 15 Jul
Your girlpower has no effect on me! For one thing, this is the internet. This means that you're not a girl. You make me sick. Perv. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:38, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
I'm not even into anything kinky, really. I'm not that bad. Honest. And since I lack the penis, have boobs and presumably still the uterus the doctor poked around in five weeks ago with probes even Olipro would hesitate to use, and last time I checked, I'm not a fed, either (last time I checked), so I think I'm female. You're right about me not being a girl, though. Not for a very long time... -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:09, 15 Jul
Ah-ha! So you admit it! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:58, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
I admit I'm a woman. "Girl" is history... :( -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:56, 15 Jul
You lost me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:45, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
Means I'm past my jailbait, past my teenage and past my "girly" years. I see myself more as a woman than a girl, and the guys who have had the pleasure of enjoying my company would agree that I'm not innocent enough to be a girl ;) -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:51, 15 Jul
Oh. That's much better than my story. I'm a Dimension Warrior and heir to the Throne of Democracy of Justness, stranded here for eternity by General Zolkaar, Overthrower the Democracy of Justness, after he murdered the rest of my family, in the overthrowing where he overthrew them to their deaths over the Cliffs of Uncountable Suffering. I'm hunting for the forty-eight Jewels of Dimensia, which I can use to power my TSD (Time/Space/Dimension) Suit, to take me back home so that I can avenge that which has not been avenged.
While I'm here, can I crash on your couch? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:11, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, I don't have a couch. And Mr Luvvy agreed to my demand of him not shipping his crappy old green couch with him to his new home, either... I threatened to burn it if I'd find it in his new apartment. (I bet the local fire brigade would have loved me after that...)

Cquote1.png Hello boys... I'm going to be out in the parking lot with gasoline, matches and a piece of furniture I want to get rid of, can you come and put out the remains once it's out? No, I still love him, I'm just tired of the sofa his ex got him that isn't cuddly enough... Cquote2.png

Or something in the vein of that. I'm tired of the halves of the couch sliding apart when cuddling. I've fallen between the halves a few times and trust me, I hate it. -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 10:45, 19 Jul

You have a couch? Elitist. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:55, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
I said I do not have one. And had I one, I'd call it a sofa. And had I a couch, it'd be one of those that has it's own chauffeur. /me points to the bit about having had a butler and nanny and whatnot in her sig... -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:05, 19 Jul
Sorry, it's late. Let me start over...
You had a couch? Elitist. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:07, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
I'm honestly not a member of the governing elite behind the scenes of an elaborate illusion of democracy! I can't help it that I'm born with a genuine noble title, now can I?! -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:11, 19 Jul
*Pbbt!* All I have is a beanbag chair, and not one of them classy ones with a cover, neither. That's right, my beanbag chair is just a pile of beans. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:16, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
*Too cute to not be liked* Honest! -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:32, 19 Jul
If you're talking about me, then we're clearly in agreement. *doe eyes* Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:52, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
/me hugs Modus. All is well again? -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:59, 19 Jul
Was it ever UnWell? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:11, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
I just wanted to know you're not angry with me for being an elitist... :) -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:13, 19 Jul
Just tell me you don't own a Volvo. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:24, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

I don't get what owning a volvo has to do with being an elitist. But no. I don't own a car . If I borrow one, it's my mother's '98 WV Golf 1.6, since my stepdad won't give me his BMW convertible. And Mr Luvvy drives a new Toyota, but I don't feel comfortable driving it, since it's a very big car for my driving skills on narrow roads... -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:34, 19 Jul

Everybody knows that those elitist East Coast, tooth brushin', book readin' liberals drive Volvos. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:43, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
Yes! I brush my teeth! You caught me... HAPPY NOW?!!!!!11!!!(eleven)!! -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:01, 19 Jul
Obviously. Madly so. Also, I love you. *swoon* Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:18, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
You what?! You perv! -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:45, 19 Jul
Yeah. That's the stuff. Tell me I've been naughty. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:09, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
Sorry. I don't know what came over me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:13, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
O_O /me starts slowly making her way to the door, reaching for something to use as a weapon for self-defense if the need would arise... -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 14:47, 19 Jul
Don't worry. I'm too obese to get out of my chair. Plus, moving causes my heart to make those "badoosh badoosh" sounds. It's quite disconcerting. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:50, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
That's what computers and mothers in whose basement you live who carry food to you does to you... :) -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:58, 19 Jul
Yes, but the equation that most closely equals "love" is "mom + baked ham". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:19, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

You earned a little special something something[edit]


In appreciation for tolerating me when PMSing
I wish to thank you by handing you this lovely sample of potted cactus erectus, found in my backyard.
For your enjoyment and pleasure.

Love and respect ~ Heart anim.gif Huggybear Heart anim.gif

-- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:15, 19 Jul

I do tolerate you. I'm all magnanimous 'n' shit. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:21, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
Yes, you are a shit if you say so... -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:30, 19 Jul
I am. I am, indeed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:39, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
At least one person has already said they're a little sad they haven't found that cactus picture first :D -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 22:53, 19 Jul
It looks like the art style of Reader's Digest (or Ray Comfort's horrible blog). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:30, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
The original of those pictures had a square looking sig with -96 as the year. -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 23:47, 19 Jul
Logically, that's the only possibility. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:06, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

To Answer Your Question Honestly...[edit]

I've already packed them in a box and the movers have already shipped them to the airline, so I'm afraid I can't return them until I get to my new residence. And I won't even when I get there. *runs away* Sir Not A Good Username360Stress.gif KUN 20:22, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

It's not that big of a deal. They were Shandon's anyway. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:51, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh, really? Well, no matter. I'm pretty sure this Social Insurance Number with your name on it isn't Shandon's, and I happen to need a very large loan to cover the cost of my new house- or should I say, you do? *runs to the bank* Sir Not A Good Username360Stress.gif KUN 21:08, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
Yeah. Good luck with that... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:07, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
What the- damn you! You have a terrible credit rating!!! Sir Not A Good Username360Stress.gif KUN 22:37, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
I know, right?! This one guy stole my identity this one time, and my credit was so bad that he died. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:16, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
That reminds me: I have an invoice here from the bank in the amount of $1,874,927.87 from the bank- they said "use any means neccecy to get it"... I'll be needing that now- I have all the legal documentation... Hand it over! Sir Not A Good Username360Stress.gif KUN 00:42, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Yo no comprendo inglés. Señor Modusoperandi 00:56, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Yes. Because we all know in Canada, they speak spanish. T'avais plus de chance a me convincre que tu est francais, mais, qu'en meme, je parle francais. Maintenant, j'ai besoin ton argent! Monsieur Pas Un Bon Nom360Stress.gif KUN 01:40, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Now you're just being ridiculous. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:06, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Ridikulus? I's nevers is [email protected]#@\^&^*$%^*111!! Sir Not A Good Username360Stress.gif KUN 14:45, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
I just came in here in hopes that Modus had another one of those gut-bustingly hilarious lines. Staircase CUNt 02:07, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
And he did. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 02:10, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
He always does, unless, of course, the matter is dead serious. But he still manages to squeeze one in even in those situations. Staircase CUNt 02:11, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
You can tell I'm being serious when I use my serious face. Seriously! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:14, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
I have a serious face. It looks like sort of like Donald Trump. Staircase CUNt 02:15, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
That's what she said. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 02:16, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Actually it is; they two of us were walking and she made that remark. I replied "Well, me too!" and then we made awkward love. Staircase CUNt 02:18, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Next time, stop walking first. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:30, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Actually, it was a lot more entertaining that way. You know I always love a challenge. Staircase CUNt 02:40, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Sidewalks are for walking. Jerk. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:42, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Actually, we were walking around a department store. They kicked us out after a little bit. Staircase CUNt 02:45, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Well, it was inappropriate for the children's clothing section. In lingerie, maybe... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:55, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Actually, in the kitchen section, where we could spoon. Staircase CUNt 02:57, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Puns are the lowest form of humour. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:59, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
...and that's why I use them, and that explains why I am not funny. Staircase CUNt 03:02, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
(de-indent) Puns have their place. It's not here. I do have standards. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:07, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Fine, I'll go use my punnage somewhere else. Staircase CUNt 03:08, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Or, I could use actual humour! How does that sound? Staircase CUNt 03:19, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Awful. Try mime. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:23, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Naw. If you weren't funny you'd be on Wikipedia. They aren't funny at all. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:22, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, well I know that. You have to have some sense of humour here. And, wow, it appears I am becoming British. I naturally typed "humour" instead of "humor". Staircase CUNt 03:29, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
British spelling is naturally funnier than the alternative. This is because "u" is one of Nature's most comedic letters. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:53, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
True story here, not two or three months ago, I was talking to my friends how the letter U was, indeed the funniest letter. Naturally nobody agreed with me because they're idiots. Good to see someone has some sense. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 14:55, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
How so? Is 'U' your favourite letter? Staircase CUNt 03:55, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
All of the letters are my favourite. Even Z. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:56, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
I like ost letters, all except J. Staircase CUNt 03:59, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
"Ost"? You Swedish? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:10, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
No; I'm a completely ignorant typer. But I'll be Swedish if you want me to......... Staircase CUNt 04:12, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
That last bit sounds like a crooner tune from the 30's. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:14, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
I have a interesting history with the word 'Swedish'. Best kept to myself, however. Staircase CUNt 04:16, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Probably. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:19, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh, yes, another applaud to you for this. I laughed for quite a bit. Staircase CUNt 04:21, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
I did too. There isn't enough "conflating people with inanimate objects" humour, I find. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:29, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
However, if there becomes too much it just gets ridiculous. Sort of like all of those acts about that Borris wait, Norris guy. Staircase CUNt 04:34, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Who? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:37, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I don't know much about 'm either. Also, lol. The first paragrpah of that article is genius writing. Staircase CUNt 04:39, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Thanks. That's a good example of delayed comedy. It started out as a Ban Patrol comment (2nd to last paragraph) from 2006. Seriously! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:16, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Inspiration can come from anything, even that old creepy guy who lives down the road from me. Take, for example, his wart-covered feet. Staircase CUNt 05:35, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
They aren't warts. They're boils. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:43, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
I don't know about that, I tried to lance them with something but I could manage to do was press up against it. Didn't even pierce the skin. But then I threw that carrot away and tried it with a needle, where it sank right into his skin. But no fluid came pouring out. And, actually, I do have an idea for an article from when I was over at my buddy's house with some friends. Staircase CUNt 15:55, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

For listening to my whinging...[edit]

Newcookie.gif PuppyOnTheRadio has awarded you a cookie!
Quick bask in glory. Now get back to work administratorisiationing!
I have only two questions: who are you, and have we met before? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:56, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh that's right, use me up and when you're finished toss me out of your bed. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 09:01, 23/07/2009
That was you? Oh. I didn't recognize you without the paper bag over your head. Sorry. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:06, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
{{Special:Random Sexual Innuendo}} <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 09:10, 23/07/2009
Hey! That was what got you into this mess in the first place! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:59, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
In-your-end-o, what about in-my-end-o. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 23:36, 24/07/2009


Why aren't you listed on Uncyclopedian Bios yet? -- GBA2005 I Want You! 17:40, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Because...I'm really a ghost. Ooooo-oooo! The Ghost of Sir Modusoperandi Brute! 19:07, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
I Confuuzedd -- GBA2005 I Want You! 19:05, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
You're confused? Imagine how I feel! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:09, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
Ethereal? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:12, 24 Jul
Marshmallowy, actually. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:21, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
Did I see you in Ghostbusters? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:38, 24 Jul
No. My scenes got cut. Originally, there was a whole family. I was the Stay Puft Marshmallow Boy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:16, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
-- GBA2005 I Want You! 23:49, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh. That's terribly unfortunate. I had a roast in the oven. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:00, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Excelent That means I can eat tonight. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 00:40, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

So, hypothetically...[edit]

What would one have to do to piss you off so much you'd jokeban them? Sir Not A Good Username360Stress.gif KUN 02:13, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Ask me a question, probably. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:02, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
How about jokeban for ten seconds? Staircase CUNt 04:03, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
If you ride the tiger, don't be surprised when you get bit. By the tiger, I mean. Rawr! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:24, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
Ha! I was offline already! Your pathetic two-hour ban was meaningless! Sir Not A Good Username360Stress.gif KUN 22:18, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
You sure told me! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:51, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
Mine wasn't! I got banned right in the middle of writing something! Lucky me, it wasn't important, it was just my college thesis. Staircase CUNt 22:26, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time, especially if your crime involves asking an incompetent admin for a ban, that admin accidentally gives you one much, much longer than he intended, and that admin then gives himself a ban, as well. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:51, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh boy, you shuld have seen it after you resurrected me. My ip was still banned! Staircase CUNt 22:53, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
It's magic that anything works at all. And not the Houdini kind of magic. The David Blaine kind. *Shudder* Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:01, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh, David Blaine, he should go piss in a river. He does goddamn stunts. Bah. What a load of crap. Staircase CUNt 23:09, 26 July 2009 (UTC)


I will be going on vacation on Thursday and be back on the 11th. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 15:38, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Good to know. I'll feed your plants and water your cat. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:08, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
I will send you a postcard from Mainitoba. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 20:24, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Make sure you get one of their hill. From what I understand, it's breathtaking. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:47, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
So what what you're telling me is that they have a breathtaking postcard on "Their Hill"? Also I have to work double shift because someone called in sick... with no supper! -- GBA2005 I Want You! 21:18, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Baldy "Mountain". 832m of vague uphillness. Last year a mountain climber had his rope break near the peak. He fell almost three and a half feet. They had to call Mountain Rescue to help him walk back down. It was a nailbiter. He spent over an hour in hospital recuperating from the bruise.
Why did someone call in sick with no supper? That sounds fishy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:48, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
They called at 5pm I arrived at 5:30pm. I still have no supper and it is 6pm. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 21:55, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Let me be the first to say, "Aw, muffin." (hint: if you carry a can of "instant breakfast" with you, you'll never go hungry. If you add a hipflask, you'll never go sober, either.) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:56, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Even at work! Hmmm... that gives me an idea... -- GBA2005 I Want You! 22:57, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
It got me through many a long flight. Then they took away my pilot's license. Stupid FAA. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:04, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Fish Against Acronyms. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 23:12, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Fucking Awful Acronyms. Actually I'm only commenting in regards to your comment on watering the cats reminded me of this picture and the method of composing known as "throwing cats and water across the room while you get a famous artist to jump in the air." I love the work of Dali. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 00:52, 29/07/2009
Um. Yeah. Good luck with that. Personally, I prefer the work of Dolly...
Tumble outta bed and I stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition
Yawnin', stretchin', try to come to life
Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin'
Out on the streets the traffic starts jumpin'
And folks like me on the job from nine to five
It's catchy and true. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:10, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
Greetings from Winnipeg, I come in peace. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 17:56, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Really? I come in packages of ten. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:13, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Winnipeg's slogan: "If you don't think hell freezes over, you havn't been to Winnipeg." (Canada's highest crime rate) -- GBA2005 I Want You! 18:27, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
It's Winnipeg. The only thing you can do there to pass the time is burgle. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:30, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

You shoulda banned watchamacallit, too.[edit]

He started it. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 09:26, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm quite indiscriminate in my bannings. My Captain says that I'm a loose cannon. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:39, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
I got a loose cannon for ya. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 09:51, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Perfect timing. I've been looking for a new loose cann...hey! Put that away. Freak. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:08, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Given that you closed sockpuppet of the month...[edit]

Do you also want to get rid of it on {{awardpage}}? Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 23:46, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

That was done and undone already. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:47, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Leddy put it back on after it was taken off, so no. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:51, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Gotcha. My history is obviously a little lacking. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 23:57, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
I think at the time I wanted to preserve it for posterity. However, posterity is overrated, so feel free to get rid of it. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:14, Aug 7
You know what's not overrated? Pie. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:18, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
Yes it is. Not only is it overrated, but it seems to have brainwashed everyone into thinking it tastes like something other than goat shit. Pie is devious. talk 17:22, 7 August 2009 (UTC)


I now have an account. Too bad. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! 10:25, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Okay. Now change your sig, sockpuppety person. I don't mind people trying to be like me, because I am pretty awesome, but mimicry is only amusing to a point. Copying my sig exactly, including the spelling, is creepy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:16, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
Man, I hate it when people call me creepy. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! 17:25, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
Then stop being creepy. talk 17:29, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

question for modus. the real modus, not the fake one. go away, fake modus.[edit]

could you look at the lead story of this week's unsignpost and tell me if i'm overstepping any bounds by dancing around the subject of wikia and ads? thanks! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:44, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

"Overstepping"? "Bounds"? What crazy words are these?! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:07, 7 August 2009 (UTC)


Tiki? What Tiki? Ummm, can I hand it back? <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 00:23, 8/08/2009

Winners of NotM have a history of disappearing (and by "a history of", I mean a couple of winners promptly disappeared). NotM is our Bermuda Triangle. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:31, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
Oh, as in I won NotM last month, and started full time work 3rd August, so I have a lot less time to devote to Uncyc now so I'm likely to all but disappear? Well I can tell you that there is no reason to be concerned. POTR Bark! CUN Tiki Vote
That's what the other guys said, too. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:51, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
Including me. Just kidding. I just felt like butting in here, but I probably get banned for two weeks by doing so. Staircase CUNt 01:02, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
Apparently we're not true users until we get banned anyway. I've just referred to a fictional admin on an edit I did not long ago so I'm just waiting now. My first ban! A badge I will wear with pride! BTW, thankies on fixing the new pseudo sig. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 01:05, 8/08/2009
Just remember that every <thing> needs a </thing> and you'll avoid most formatting issues. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:09, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
<opinion> Don't worry, he's just trying to prove his intellectual superiority! </opinion> <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 01:17, 8/08/2009
wats intellectual mean Staircase CUNt 01:19, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
It means that I'm pretty awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:23, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
|agre2| 100% <whisper>Just go along with him... when we get banned he might be nice enough to unban us if he thinks we actually like him</whisper><span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 01:34, 8/08/2009
Wait wat ban. i don't like being baned. someon ehlp me out here!!!! Staircase CUNt 01:41, 8 August 2009 (UTC)


Dear Mr. Mode Operational ID,

I come here, upon lease of life, to posit a computeralory problem. My PS3 has just taken it's last wickets and has been bowled out for 500 runs (or so), so my gaming attentions have turned to the asinine, dusty PC I have in this house. I say asinine and dusty because I presume it's stats are rather comedic, and that in order to play the new Total War game, I must improve them. My mum mentioned it to me recently that I "should put a bit of money towards improving the PC", and I replied "that's a good idea, since I got a bit of money from my birthday the other week". "It's a shame you're bisexual" uttered mum, "Yes. Yes, it is" I added. However, I know no more about PC's hardware than my dog does. All I do know is that it has 256 RAM and that I bought a new graphics card for it some three years ago or so. I do know that 256 RAM is probably very poor compared to today's standards. So it enlightens on me that all I have to do is purchase more RAM, but then that's all I'd do, because of me naivety in these affairs. I know I'd probably have to equip the machine with a bit more stuff, the question is: what stuff, and what if it's £100 at the most?

I had once asked this question before to a computer expert friend of mine, a young, streetwise chap of Vietnamese descent (his father shot a Vietcong man during the war, don't you know), but I have unfortunately been unable to regain contact with him. It's been some time since we last spoke anyway. Anyway. I recall once that the last time I had asked him what stuff I should get, he rendered from a piece of a paper a rather tidy list. It must've included a new motherboard and whatever. I don't remember at all.

But I do remember you helping out OptyC in these rather turgid times, in regards to seeking a decent playing machine. I was wondering if you, Mr. Modusoperandi, would be willing to help me? I am perfectly willing to retrieve any info about this computer (if you can tell me how to) if you wish to. Overall I probably will want to spend no more than £100, is that possible or too laughable a budget to merely improve the PC's system? Beg willing for an answer, thanks again. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:47, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

A three year old PC? With no idea what's already inside it? Only a hundred wiggly L's to spend? Probably the video card (like this or this, if the slot is right and if you've got enough power to run it and if...). Of course, I'd save up for a while and start all over again with a new computer. Three years is a long time for a computer. But that's just me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:23, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
i am afraid of ghosts and to say that the computer is older still. like, a thousand years older. there are incan gods etched on the side of the hard drive. it's from 2002 or so LOL. i got a video card which allows most high-spec games from 2006 to work (but not perform too well), and only the RAM prevents new games from working spotlessly. for example, i can get medieval 2: total war to work, but only low graphics and even then it still lags time to time (and makes me reluctant to actually do the battles myself). i was aware of the option of starting all over again, but i was hopping like a frog that i might be able to get away with doing as minimal as possible renovation to my current PC. generally, i just want to be able to play RTS games, maybe only empire: total war. whu knos. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:33, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
Computer specs? (eg: cpu, ram, vid-card, hdd)
The vid-card slot is what type (pci, pci express)?
How many watts is the power supply rated for?
Does the power supply have any sixpin or eightpin pci power cables?...if not, how many spare molex cables does it have? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:17, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
um... so that canadian actress marie-josée croze is pretty hot.
i hate to express how deep my computer naivety is, but believe me when i say i do not know how to retrieve the information you just asked for. i will take a stab at what i can: the video card is a ATI radeon 9250 graphics processor (i just checked the box and found AoE: the conqueror's expansion! whuh-ho!) and ram is 256. that is honestly all i can come up with. any way you could help me somehow????????/ thanks again -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:02, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
So the video card is a 9250...with 256mb ram? What's the CPU? How much ram does the system have? (Go "Start", "Control Panel", "System" and the "General" tab will show that).
A little googling shows both of the cards I linked above are about twice as fast as the 9250. I don't know how accurate the reviews are, but with the same version of 3dmark the 9250 got 5308, 9600 got 12000 and the 4830 got 11690. So, if your computer can take it (both look like they require a 6pin pci power plug), either should provide a noticeable boost.
Although you're probably screwed. It looks like the 9250 was PCI, while cards better than that are PCI-E. Hah! Loser.
The 8400 looks like the fastest PCI video card. It sucks (it's maybe 20% faster than the 9250), but at least it's cheap! Woo! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:12, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
I checked the "General" tab and the CPU info is: AMD Athlon(tm) XP 2000+ (carbon dating I think) 1.66 GHz, 512 MB of RAM.
This'll be uncanny perhaps, but the 9250 was cheap when I bought it and my impetus to buy it was "wow! 9250 computer horsepowers! That'll make it TOTALLY POWERFUL". I only bought it because I knew it would make an improvement, despite it only being what, twelve quid? Cut me some slack here!
In fact, when the stage lighting man from my dad's am-dram productions fitted in the card, there was a slight worry that it actually wasn't compatible with the PC, like maybe it wasn't PCI or PCE or PC Plod or whatever you mean. But a little hammering here and there and he got it working. Fuck me sideways if I know what happened. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:06, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
The bad news is that any single change you can make won't make much of a difference. The good news is that my year-old computer is pretty fast, even with the giant monitor that I just bought. In fact, my old computer, (which sits in the corner, off and forlorn) is still faster than the boat anchor you're running. I hope that the good news helps to cheer you up a bit, dork. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:17, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
I've never been so insulted before in my life. I demand to see the manager of this propriety. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:44, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
It's not your fault. You didn't know. You did not know, man. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:35, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
My PC runs Monkey Island 5 really well though!!!!!!! -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:37, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
Oh, LucasArts, you once-shiny thing... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:16, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
you only ever make indirect references to something in relation to the subject, faker -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:37, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
I never Monkey Island'd, but I remember that LucasArts used to be pretty consistently awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:58, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Drive by: I'm Monkey Islanding at the moment actually - back to my youth with the original thanks to XBox Live. It's a wonderful thing. And you fight like a dairy farmer. Anyway, carry on. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:07, Aug 13
I was never an adventure gamer. Adventure game logic always perplexed me ("Randomly combine stuff I pick up with stuff in my location to do...something?"). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:57, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Interesting - with your way with a non-sequitur, I'd have thought you'd have been a dab hand at that. Besides, part of the humour of the Monkey Island games (and there's a lot of humour in them) is in the ridiculous items you carry around, and how you use them. "A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that be?"; "Use giant q-tip in ear of giant monkey head" etc etc etc... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:23, Aug 13
UnLogic only amuses me when I control it. I've gone quite mad with power. Mad! In games I prefer stuff that makes sense, not makes sense after the fact. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:32, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
UU only came here to cover up for your weaknesses, modus. you have no connection with the distinct at ALL -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 14:57, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Yes, it's vaguely ironic. On a side note, did you know that Aquaman was allergic to seafood? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:13, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
i'll not care for your lack of interest in procuring sense after the fact has already been stated. this ideology seeks an idea and milks it dry. what am i to ignore such a rule -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 15:17, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
(de-indent) You lost me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:23, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
how dare you solicit a response using your blank words within an indent askew -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 16:05, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
(de-indent) Are you running your comments through a computerized language translator a couple of times, or is the language center of my brain dying? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:15, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
/I put on my robe and wizard hat. Perhaps I can help. I believe he's saying that he's very drunk and appreciates all your help in this matter. Or that he's just sat on a pineapple. He's using a very rare dialect. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:26, 13 Aug
Since when do translators wear robes and wizard hats? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:42, 13 August 2009 (UTC)


Are users allowed to vote on images that have already been featured? --Docile hippopotamus 10:53, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Yes. Yes they are. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:56, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Is it frowned upon? If so, who is frowning, and how good of a frown do they have? Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:08, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
No, it's not frowned upon. That's how featured images become formerly featured images (or super-extra featured ones). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:12, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Wait, really? Is the image class determined by its score or something? I always figured Zombiebaron decided how classy a featured image is, and that's the end of it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:51, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
I think that's how it is. It uses a complexified series of mathemalogical number thingys to calcificate when it appearizes on the frontpage. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:55, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

okay then, OKAY THEN[edit]

if you can't at least help me make my boat anchor any the less rusty, perhaps you could help me out with videoLAMES instead?

i have neglected pc vidjagames for quite some time (obviously). the games i liked playing on the pc were pretty much: call of duty 1 and 2, sid meier's pirates!, monkey island 1 2 3 and 5, sam and max 1 and 2, grim fandango, roller coaster tycoon 1 and 2 (very depressing now), age of empires 1 and 2, empires: domtw, empire earth 2, rise of nations, combat flight simulator 3 (i have a neato joystick somewhere which i'm sure still kicks arse), rome: total war, medieval: total war 2 and one game which i am reluctant to play again, world of warcraft (which, despite my pc, worked absolutely perfectly).

i generally have an interest in any of those kind of games. my pc isn't the hotbed of new next-gen videogames, but it is the equivalent of a 1990s house compilation album. full of ripped classics that are totally awesome. some of the games had lag, but i'm relatively confident that even some modern games could work well on the pc (more tales of monkey island rather than modern warfare 2, i'm getting that shit for the ps3).

some of the genres that get my motor going the most are: rpg, sandbox, shooting, driving, simulation, rts and comedy puzzles.

i like games that have a mix of sandbox and something else. such as sandbox and driving, where i can still control a human running around and going to the toilet and whatever the fuck, inbetween comandeering a car. or perhaps sandbox and rpg where i can still do lots of other stuff unrelated to the plot, like in 1990s final fantasy.

i also like games that have a similar (but perhaps more blatantly professional) set up as sid meier's pirates!

anyway, i'm not even sure if you like videogames, you only have two computers more suited for videogames than me just piss me off. any help that you can spare? -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 13:26, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Today's Tip: One of the coolest, most addictive and immense videogames ever created by man is Mount&Blade. Very highly recommended by yours truly for every PC gamer. (And it doesnt require a top end system, its pretty modest graphics-wise) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 13:45 August 15 '09
mmmmmmmMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm, my sphinx friend, you are onto a winner. even looking at the screenshots just adds this game to my list. there's not much info for me though, just a description and images. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 17:14, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
If you like RTS games (Age of Empires, Rise of Nations) you should look into Sid Meier's Civilization series. It's not technically an RTS given that it's turn-based, but it's far more polished (and has more of a point than) Pirates! and Civilization IV is considered to be one of the most definitive strategy games on the PC. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:25, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
good point. i had heard of other sid meier games but i only got the pirate ones because i like firing cannons, walking off planks, raping villages and that in my spare time. i've heard of civilisation more than the rest of his games, i'll give it a shot, thanks. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:48, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
If you like driving, as in driving simulators, Live for Speed (not Need for Speed) kicked ass, back when I played it. And I do play games, just not very mand or very often or, um, very well. I'm very slowly playing Fallout III: The Search for Spock, and I recently gave up on Overlord II: The Wrath of Khan after getting stuck on that damn bit after the Spider Queen. And the only reason I have a good computer (and an old computer that's still reasonably quick) is because I've got a pretty good job. Also, I take kickbacks. And graft. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:39, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
unlicensed driving games usually scare me (namco's ridge racer was totally sexy though, but i prefer gran turismo), but i'll get the demo at least. i've completed fallout 3 (none of your dlc packs though, since sony wasn't invited to the party) several times and i'm still not finished with it. i want to make a character who only has 10/10 skill in luck and nothing else, so i can have some guybrush threepwood effect. i've heard of overlord, but wasn't really interested much. i don't have a job, unless you count waiting for christmas and birthdays. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:48, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
Have you considered getting a job, you lazy bum? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:57, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
yes, i intend to peruse music talents :3 -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:05, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
The Fallout DLC packs are coming to PSN pretty soon, and a Game of the Year edition with the game and all packs is coming out around mid-October. If you like Fallout and you haven't already done so, check out The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion GotY edition. It's made by the same guys that did Fallout 3 and it's down to about $20 in some places. It's also enormous, I played it for over a week without even touching the main quest. Just so ya know and all whatnot. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 21:48, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
i had forgotten that the dlc packs were coming to psn anyway. i can only remember that it has something to do with the 'event', which sounds dandy. there aren't enough depressing nuclear war videogames. i played oblivion actually, though not enough (it's a shame i neglect these kind of games, since i have a totally wicked name for female characters and everything), stopping just as the first bit with the king. i eventually only ever spoke about it with friends, and i was often dismayed by the fact that you can't slash&run on the horse, or simply run enemies over because that'd totally be how i'd play the game. if it's as big as you say it is, then i'll definitely give it another try. i know my cousin would lend me the ps3 version of his, but my ps3's broken atm. rather wait for it to be fixed instead of getting pc version of things. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:05, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
I played Oblivion for about ten hours...then never touched it again. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:40, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
Man, you both suck. I don't wanna play with you no more. In other news, in terms of fighting on horseback and running things over, I would recommend Bladestorm: The Hundred Year's War. It's kinda like an RTS in that you control different types of squads to capture enemy strongholds, but instead of controlling them from heaven you're actually down on the field getting your hands dirty, ordering your squad to do exactly what you do, and taking control of squads fighting beside you on the fly (or summoning ones you've bought). There are also loads of class types - I haven't even seen them all yet - including sword on horse, spear on horse, lance on horse, and even Mongols with bows on horse, in addition to multiple classes of sword and spear and knife and shortbow and longbow and bow and elephant and some weird shield thingy with spikes on it and rapier and other stuff. There's also a demo for it on the Playstation Store, so you can try before you buy. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:51, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
Small world. I did the soundtrack for a porn movie called Lance on horse. And by "did the soundtrack", I mean "had sex with it". It was pretty hot. Hot enough that my man-on-tape scene made the last Men gone...ick! dvd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:00, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
sounds like a good game, but it falls back to what i was looking for: a game for the pc, because my ps3 is knackered. and i don't want to play world of warcraft ever again. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:06, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
Have you considered trying World of Warcraft? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:16, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
Oh, well then, it appears I've gone as far as I can help you. You should try that one thing that Modus suggested. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:28, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
World of MOcraft, the single player MMO, coming soon! (Available for Colecovision, Vectrex and Atari 5200)
maybe when i'm dead. i've ordered civilisation iv: complete from amazon though. thanks for the suggestion. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:40, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
Civ IV is awesome. I played that and most of the other Civs to death. If you're ordering it from Amazon, you can save four bucks if you also order World of Warcraft. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:47, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
What's World of Warcraft? <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 01:01, 16/08/2009
i already have world of warcraft somewhere in this maze of a mansion. and "four bucks", or should i say three shillings and halfpenny. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 01:03, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
Woof! Woof! Woof! <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 01:15, 16/08/2009
I just felt like butting in. /sticks butt in Also, I didn't read a single message. What are you talking about? Staircase CUNt 01:30, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
Nachlader is gonna get World of Warcraft. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:46, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
Damn. People say I have no life. At least I don't play those kind of games, much less video games in general. I just waste my time on Uncyclopedia and outside playing sports. Staircase CUNt 01:50, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
Um, Uncyclopedia is just a text-based MMO. Also, "outside"? "Playing sports"? You kidder you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:54, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
It's called "Golf". Staircase CUNt 01:58, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
(de-indent) No. "Outside" means "the living room is window open", and "playing sports" is "playing Colecovision Baseball" (with the admittedly awesome controllers). If you're going to lie, at least try to keep it realistic. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:09, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
Fine. Staircase CUNt
I always thought that "playing sports" was a euphemism for masturbation. I'm so glad you're here Modus to show me how it's done! <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 07:04, 16/08/2009
OMG, a Colecovision reference! Have I ever told you I love you Modus? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:56, 20 Aug
Yes. Yes you do. All the time. It's getting to be a little bit creepy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:18, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Distraction of some kind![edit]

Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:20, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

-- GBA2005 I Want You! 16:52, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

your talk page[edit]

it is blue. That is all. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:23, Sep 5

Why are you posting in the middle of my talkpage? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:50, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

Censorship Needed![edit]

On Forum:Another day, another call from the White House. It appears someone mentioned a person who Wikia doesn't want us to mention. --Mn-z


02:45, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

I completely disagree. Someone simply said a random name and linked it to Google's search results for that name. There isn't any context of who that is nor why I said it. It is in no way as slanderous as me saying, "There's a guy named Michael Jordan." See? Nothing for anyone to complain about. Nothing illegal. Not even any context. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 02:51, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
That being said, I don't think our wiki overlords at Wikia wants us to mention that person. --Mn-z 02:52, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
And I don't think I want to mention Hitler, but I did. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 02:53, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
And so? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:54, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
Wikia was legal threated by the White House and he have been avoiding her name in the entire forum post. --Mn-z 02:57, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
I think I speak for all of us when I say UN:N applies. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:00, Aug 17
The reason they were threatened with legal recourse was because it was supposedly slanderous. Just saying the name definitely isn't. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 03:03, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
Rumpelstiltskin? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:08, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
I went ahead and informed a staff on IRC. It appears he wasn't on. They would have found about it anyway in a few hours at most, as its almost definitely on Sannse's watchlist. Anyway, I personally really don't care, but I don't want Wikia to get sued. Well, at least until uncyclopedia transfers to another wiki hosting service. Dex, please don't take it personally. --Mn-z 03:18, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
American law edited to remove potentially slanderous content <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 08:39, 17/08/2009
I took it personally, Mnbvcxz. Now my balls hurt. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 22:22, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
Well, it appears Wikia didn't do anything about it. So either they're ok with it, or Sannse didn't bother watching that page. --Mn-z 05:16, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

You beat me to God by seconds![edit]

I didn't know the right way to fix the God connection to the voting. We asked several people to fix it yesterday, and nobody had done it. So I was being a bold n00b and was putting this there:

  • CORRECTION to above: Voting is HERE

But when I tried to edit it, it said somebody had just edited it. Then I saw it was you and you fixed it right! Thanks! Miley Spears 16:19, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Also I'm sorry you're dead. But I guess that gives you a direct connection to God, right? Miley Spears 16:22, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

I would take credit for the fix, but I'm too humble. Also, someone else came up with the fix. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:20, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

O hai[edit]

I am ban evading to ask you to consider reducing my block to negative one hour, plus one hour for ban evading. You are a gentleman and a scholar. 04:27, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

18 hours 12 seconds is a bit excessive for a joke ban. --Mn-z 04:43, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
But he said that he didn't care about Oscar Wilde! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:22, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
Okay, say three "Hail Wildes" and I'll unban you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:22, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
Hail Wilde, full of wit. Thy fame is with thee. Blessed art thou among poets, and blessed is the fruit of thy pen "The Importance of Being Ernest." Holy Wilde, father of wit, pray for us nonartists now and in the hour of our writer's block.
Hail Wilde, full of wit. Thy fame is with thee. Blessed art thou among poets, and blessed is the fruit of thy pen "The Importance of Being Ernest." Holy Wilde, father of wit, pray for us nonartists now and in the hour of our writer's block.
Hail Wilde, full of wit. Thy fame is with thee. Blessed art thou among poets, and blessed is the fruit of thy pen "The Importance of Being Ernest." Holy Wilde, father of wit, pray for us nonartists now and in the hour of our writer's block.

Prayers said on behalf of Hyperbole, who is not longer with us. --Mn-z


05:30, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm not going to leave a message hear cause Modus might screw me over with a 'joke' ban again. Staircase CUNt 05:40, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
I would, too. I'm a real bastard. Ooo! I hate me sooo much! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:31, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
On a related note, I discovered that you unblocked Hyperbole before I said the three "Hail Wildes". Therefore, you caused me to 3 Hail Wildes for no purpose. --Mn-z 17:08, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
Clearly, Modus would make a good nun. talk 17:15, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
I would. Except for chastity. And poverty. And obedience. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:18, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
Maybe you could be a lecherous priest then? --Mn-z 20:35, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
Naw. That's the wrong kind of lechery. Lecherous pastor, maybe. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:43, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
This is Uncyclopedia. Everything here has no purpose. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:18, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

On the subject of intercession[edit]

It appears somebody banned User:Miley Spears for a day for using sockpuppetry to appeal a "joke ban" of "till judgement day". Can you please apply my 3 "Hail Wildes" to her if at all possible? --Mn-z


00:58, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

No. Because a day is not infinity. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:12, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
But, according to Zeno's paradox, it will take an infinite number of moments for a fast moving object to overtake a slower one. Since we observe fast objects overtaking slower ones (in time intervals on the order of seconds or less), we must conclude that an infinite number of moments passes within seconds. Since infinity is equal to an infinite number of moments, we must conclude that infinity has passed between the banning and the current time. Therefore, since the ban length is less than infinity, she is unbanned and this response is a moot point. --Mn-z 05:18, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
Get a job, philosopher! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:48, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
When did you observe the slower moving object overtake the faster one? Was this under the influence of cheap Greek Wine while sitting out in the hot sun? <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 06:58, 23/08/2009
/me gets broom Shoo, philosophers, shoo! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:00, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

He's doing it wrong[edit]

Ban please --CharitwoTalk 22:19, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Done. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:30, 22 August 2009 (UTC)


Are you de facto running the PLS? Just out of curiosity. You know I love you, but I was kind of hoping that...uh... -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 22:36, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh. The last one was six months ago, and the one last year at this time started in I figured that it'd been forgotten. I've got the judging and entry pages ready, and I asked Sannse about the possibility of prizes. If you want it, I'm not going to fight you over it. Instead, I'd kill you in your sleep. Then I'll pretend to be you. Y'know, but cool. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:42, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
Well it's up to you really. I do have some interest in running it again and if Wikia doesn't fork out the moneys then I'll be glad to. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 06:55, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Since your online right now[edit]

Can you move NEW YORK TO BAN SHRINK RAYS back to UnNews:Trig mourns grandmommy's loss where it belongs. Some page-move vandal moved it, and I think we need an admin to delete UnNews:Trig mourns grandmommy's loss to make way for the move. --Mn-z


04:09, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Done. TKF banned the guy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:18, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

On The Subject of the Above...[edit]

...front page needs to be changed. You know how I am about that. Yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:20, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, it needed to be changed. Seven hours ago! It can wait until tomorrow. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:26, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
But...but...but...obsessive-compulsiveness...arghhmmmmpppghh. Yeah, you're probably right. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:28, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Could we get by with unprotecting that? There is actually alot of stuff on the mainpage that is only semi-protected. --Mn-z 04:37, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
No. You can't be trusted. Even admins can't be trusted. They're all jerks, every last one of them! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:43, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Actually, looking at the mainpage, someone could foul it up fairly easily with what is already only semi-protected. --Mn-z 04:52, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Thank you for the inspiration. Staircase CUNt 04:58, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Hush, you! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:10, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
People have in the past, but it doesn't happen a lot and it always gets quickly reverted. Mostly we just figure that anyone dumb enough to bother vandalizing a wiki probably doesn't spend too much time figuring out how to edit the main page templates. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:13, Aug 24
So if you make changing the featured article a complicated process, you could unprotect it then, right? --Mn-z 05:16, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
No, because vandals don't typically feature the wrong page for their vandalism, they usually just blank and/or replace with shock pics or cyberbullying. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:24, Aug 24
Can someone change the front page, please? Seriously, I'm slowing dying over here. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:25, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Right, except most don't realize that they can, thus leaving us mostly protected. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:35, Aug 24

Third Subheader[edit]

Because. Staircase CUNt 04:32, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Kudos. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:43, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

In All Seriousness...[edit]

...can we make it so anyone (or at least me) can change the front page (provided rules/protocols etc. are followed), because, like, seriously, the fact that isn't always changed on time is quite obnoxious. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:12, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

No. We do it just to bother you, and get great pleasure from your embothereding. Why would we do something that takes away a measure of our joy? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:26, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Fag. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:27, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
I always suspected that was the reason. --Mn-z 05:29, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Well, not really, though I would very much like it if you changed the front page. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:30, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
If we changed it right now, the featured article wouldn't really get a full day of featuring, so it's not really fair to the next page in the queue. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:37, Aug 24
Well, the one up for featuring next is my article, and I'm sure we're all aware of my position on the issue up to this point. Quite frankly, I'd rather my article only featured for 18 hours or whatever it'll be by this point than have the current article be featured for another day and muck up the whole "daily featured article" thing in the process. So yeah. In summation: change the fucking front page. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:07, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
You're not the boss of us! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:14, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Well, maybe I should be (but seriously, change the front page). —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:25, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Oh, I get it now. Liverpool. Liverpudlian. Pool. Puddle. That's witty. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:02, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Has anybody noticed[edit]

The front page hasn't been changed? <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 07:50, 24/08/2009

Nope. You're the first. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:54, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

The Front Page Has Been Changed![edit]

Someone actually did their fucking job! And it wasn't you! Woah! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:43, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:11, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

hey modus[edit]

I don't know if you realized this yet, but the front page hasn't been changed. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:42, Aug 24

The what's done what now? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:11, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Can somebody tell me whats going on? I see two post contradicting each other. Join Us 17:46, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Guildy informed Modus that an admin forgot to change the front page. Modus replied that since it was 7 hours after the feature change time, if he changed the frontpage now, the next feature wouldn't get a full day. Guildy said he didn't care, and demanded that the front page be changed. Modus said he didn't care, so he left it as it is. And eventually, MrN9000 got around to changing the front page. --Mn-z 18:08, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
It was actually only four hours. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:34, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Apparently you aren't on metric time. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:08, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Just Thought I'd Say This[edit]

Sorry about the other day--in retrospect, I was kind of a dick. However, you must admit that your decided not changing of the front page didn't exactly help things get along, ya know? Now, I'd like to think that I'm a good little user: I take people's Pee advice, I leave reasons for my votes, I even let IPs edit my articles from time to time. Hell, I even received the unofficial Best Friend of the Month award. All in all, I'd like to think that I'm a fairly nice guy. However, there are two things: 1) please don't be a/an jackass/asshole, to me, or to anyone else, and 2) if you've the power to do so, change the front page on time. So long as those two things are done/happen, I'm a happy camper. So yeah.

Furthermore, I'm sure you're well aware this isn't the first time we've metaphorically butted heads. I'm sorry about this, too. When I'm being serious and the person I'm being serious to/about is not being serious, it's incredibly frustrating to me--probably the closet thing I have to having a temper. So yeah. Sorry about that.

In summation: I'm sawwy. Please don't hate me. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:22, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

Take a deep breath. Relax. Remember that none of us are here because we're motivated or competent. We're here because it's raining outside and/or the cops are after us. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:03, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
K. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:05, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
On a related note, the front page needs to be changed. You can change it--at your own pace ;-) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:22, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
I could, but won't. The thing is, where I am right now (most emphatically not work) the interweb is dead slow. Each page takes an average of forever to load. It's a pain to use it for things that I like, much less things that need to be done. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:03, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
Fair enough. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:05, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
I see your slow interweb (most emphatically not at work) and raise you a completing a PEE review about an article on iPhones on your mobile phone while on the landline phone complaining to the IT department (most emphatically not at work) for three hours about the fact that you haven't had the right access to do your job properly for three weeks. The review worked out well though. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 09:51, 25/08/2009
Your IT sucks. When I call...on my spacephone!...they pop right over. Perhaps you, like me, should work in the future in a job that's also in the future? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:37, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
If you work in the future, then why's your interweb so slow, huh? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:58, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
It's a dystopia. IT is the only thing that works correctly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:39, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
I didn't think you had a job. I always assumed you lived off doing secret product placements on uncyclopedia. --Mn-z 06:20, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
I have too much integrity for such nonsense. When integrity is around, I soak it up like ShamWow!® Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:03, 27 August 2009 (UTC)


Holy shit! Look at MoWow!® soak that integrity the fuck up!



17:27, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Zorbeez isn't "odor-free". Zorbeez smells like fail! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:57, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
Mnbvcxz speaks the truth! At my job someone was using a shamwow for cleaning, and it absorbed some foul odor stunk up an entire room. Now we use zorbeez. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:33, Aug 27
Lies! You don't have a job. Hippie. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:47, 27 August 2009 (UTC)


Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:20, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

I have excellent taste. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:20, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

a true thank you[edit]

dearest modus,

i just wanted to thank you for all of the work that you've done for this site. why you would want to add 'organize the PLS' to that already impressive load, nobody knows. people like you that put in all of the real effort that never gets recognized in any way, and yet you keep coming up with things to say that make me giggle. so...really...thank you. that is all. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:54, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
Thanks. Others do more important stuff than me. Those people that go hunt for stuff to put on QVFD? Those people running around adding categories to pages and pics? Those people doing the single hardest thing on Uncyclopedia, Pee Reviews? Those people are doing stuff. Big stuff. Plus, I plan on seriously messing PLS up. I've already picked out the winners, for instance. Congratulations. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:02, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
While we're on the topic... the PEE queue (PQ) is getting a little larger then it has been recently. As you're both accomplished writers and have used and completed PEEs in the past, it might be helpful if you would pick one up each. (Not a criticism, just a suggestion.) <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 02:57, 31/08/2009
I do Pee Reviews so rarely because they're incredibly hard (helping someone to be more funny on a subject I know nothing about? Madness!), and I have to be in the right state of mind to accomplish one. Plus, I'm lazy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:01, 31 August 2009 (UTC)


I'd more than happily judge something, but I'd also like to enter a few categories, so I'm conflicted. I don't want to go back to this topic again, but I really think that judges should be allowed to enter categories they're not judging in, because otherwise you'll end up with a contest with either 15 judges and 4 entrants or no contest at all due to lack of judges. Seeing as judging takes place after the writers submit their entries, and there can be no accusations of self-nepotism so long as people don't enter the category they're already judging, I really don't see why this isn't a viable option. If anything, we should at least put it up to vote, or something. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:29, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

And then history will repeat itself: this seems to be discussed every PLS - most of the time a narrow vote comes down against the idea of judges participating. One or two iterations ago, the vote came down in favour, and when the contest kicked off, there was more drama as returning users got all pissy about it. Again. I think it was decided to leave the situation as it is in perpetuity, as it's pretty much just a repeating pattern anyway. The consensus opinion seems to be that it's difficult, shading towards impossible, given judges entering, to stop people at least feeling as if there may have been a conflict of interests somewhere, leading to drama and accusations and a lack of nicety. (Imagine you have to judge an article written by someone who is judging one of yours, for instance: are you going to be completely objective? Are they? Will other people believe you both have? Do you have nachos?) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:43, Sep 1
Gotcha. I wasn't around for the PLS to which you allude, and I wasn't contributing to the forums durring the one PLS I have been here for, so if I'm being exasperating bringing up issues that have already been addressed, sorry. Just a thought is all. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:55, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
Oh no no no - just explaining what's happened. You can't be expected to know what happened before you joined, fair's fair. Now, where's Modus with a nice non-sequitur? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:38, Sep 1
I had non sequiturs and wup ass, but I'm all out of non sequiturs. I'm out of wup ass, too. My cupboards are bare! Woe! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:57, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
To UU: I see. To Modus: I see. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:47, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

You sir[edit]

Would you like to give me a hand with the pic request I left on RadX corner for this? Feel free to deny me and also claim that you were never my father. Ever. ~ 14:30, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

You're in luck. I can get to it tomorrow. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:21, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
I'm forever in your debt. Would you like my sister's phone number? ~ 19:38, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
The big girl with low self-esteem? Sign me up! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:51, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

Willing to judge others![edit]

If you still need judges, sign me up! ShuaDaddy 00:31, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for your prompt reply. Pick a spot here. Also, it's best to keep responses on the same talkpage as they started.Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:34, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

“Judge not, lest ye be judged.”

~ Ronald Reagan on judging

--Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:50, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

Why was a Poo Lit Surprise Nominated Article Huffed?[edit]

I think I know why. Someone huffed User:Guildensternenstein/Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition: Character Races probably because it was moved to Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition: Character Races or Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition or something like that. The problem is, on Uncyclopedia:Poo_Lit_Surprise it's listed by the now red link. Could you fix this, pretty please? (And no, I had nothing to do with the article, and don't even play D & D. And I posted this message on the huffer's page, but he hasn't been here for a few days, so whichever one of you gets there first wins). Thanks! Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 01:21, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

No. There is nothing that we can do. The past is history, and is inviolate. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:28, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
Excuse my n00bnesss, but here's an idea. Someone who was not User:Guildensternenstein huffed the link because it was a double-redirect. So someone who's not User:Guildensternenstein can go there and make it a simple redirect. Or someone could tell User:Guildensternenstein about it which I'm going to do now. :P Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 01:47, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
Did you even read the thing that I wrote? There is nothing that we can do. Nothing! (Also, I've already fixed the Poo Lit page). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:09, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
Nothing? If you weren't an admin I'd think you were lying. Of course I know admins can't lie. (Really that's cool. The only prob is some user pages link to the dead link, but I told them about it too. Sorry I can't help trying to fix things!) Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 02:42, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
If it really gets your panties in a bunch, go here and change all the old links to the new one. That's what I would do if I wasn't so terribly lazy (and had an interweb connection that didn't take for-damn-ever to load a page). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:15, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
What are you doing looking at my panties? The other links were all user pages and I told all the users. Thanks! Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 03:44, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
I think I fixed something having to do with this too. I don't remember what, but I'll take credit anyway. Also Miley's panties are pink. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  16:27, October 17, 2009 (UTC)


Is French_XVII_Disciples_Oval_Table some sort of in-joke, or it just the normal jibber-jabbery? --Mn-z


05:33, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

Can't it be both? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:31, September 3, 2009 (UTC)
To rephrase it, does anyone care about it? It looks like sagacruft. --Mn-z 06:58, September 3, 2009 (UTC)
Since I've never read it before I can honestly say that no one important cares about it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:05, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

UGotM silliness[edit]

It appears that MrN9001 (nom of own bot, which I assume is a self-nom), Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (self nom), Bad Shroom (self nom), Roman Dog Bird (self nom), and Miley Spears (banned more than 1 day in the previous month, maybe, she was banned for 1 day, 10 hours, 12 minutes) may have been nominated invalidly. --Mn-z


04:38, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

And so? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:01, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
Do you suppose that some admin might be willing to strike the invalid nominations? --Mn-z 05:15, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
I dunno. It's possible. I only care about that page if someone tries to use it for grudges. Y'know...drama. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:09, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
But what if it leads to double voting or such nonsense? --Mn-z 06:18, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
It's UGotM. It's a magnet for nonsense. That's why it's there. It attracts the nonsense to a central point, preventing it from nonsensing other, more imporant, pages. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:28, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
Sort of like super secret girlie pages control porn, right? --Mn-z 07:08, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
Naw, that's just porn on the internet. Porn. On the internet. A novel concept, I know. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:16, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
Do you know how hard it is hehehe to keep a page a super secret when everybody just keeps on going Oh, lookie here for porn. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 23:52, 5/09/2009

Most Retarded, Gay, and Just Plain Stupid Joke Ever[edit]

Jimbo Wales:Hey, why is Wikipedia called "The Free Encyclopedia"?


Jimbo Wales:Because nobody wants it!

If that was the worst joke you ever heard, put {{For}}-Almost Sir Random Crap

*shrug* I've heard worse. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:41, September 6, 2009 (UTC)
Then prepare for a fucked-up mind: A chicken crosses a road. Oscar Wilde fucks it, huffs a kitten, then gets ghey with George Clooney and your mom.-Almost Sir Random Crap
not even close... I've read ones that made me toss my mouse out of the balcony Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 22:55 September 6 '09
I've read some that have made me toss myself off the balcony. Staircase CUNt 23:02, September 6, 2009 (UTC)
So anyway, a wizard did it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 23:18, September 6, 2009 (UTC)
that's one, for a start :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 23:21 September 6 '09
.....then teh wizard farts a kitten named Cajek lolololol.-Almost Sir Random Crap apologies for dexter, i was wrong about yours, man :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 00:07 September 7 '09
Like I said, I've read some that have made me toss myself off a balcony. Doesn't anyone have any questions or concerns regarding this matter? Staircase CUNt 21:22, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

Are you[edit]

Stewart Francis? -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 16:58, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

No. Thank god. I've never found him particularly funny. Stand-up consisting of entirely standalone one-liners gets tired pretty fast. That probably explains why I'm not a big fan of stand-up. Also, I'm a jerk. I'm always telling them that they're awesome and they should tell me a story and that they suck and should get off the stage. I'm a confusing heckler. I'm like Two-Face, but my coin landed on both sides simultaneously and broke the universe. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:25, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
I only made the comparison since you are readily capable of transplanting a different route of comedy in each response of a conversation without having to rely on someone else to make a joke first. It reminded me of another Canadian comic who has an innate one-liner ability. I saw him first on Mock the Week, a comedy show that tries to capture a stand-up atmosphere in a panel show (sometimes it works really well, but doesn't feel as natural as the kind of comedy you get from other shows). Francis did make make everyone laugh and I was in stitches most of the time ("My girlfriend thinks I'm faithful... My wife on the other hand..."), but it did make me wonder if doing one-liners in endless succession in the time period of a stand-up gig actually worked. I saw Al Murray on the TV doing a story about proving God's existence, the invention of flight, the bickering of brothers and a stereotype of Americans as black people and I remember thinking... Now that's a stand-up routine. Francis would probably get very awkward after a while. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:06, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
If there's one route of comedy I take, it's a different one. No map, and it's upside down and for another genre entirely.
I can also pretty much guarantee that a bunch of his responses were from his act. That's how I do it, to. Prewriting spontaneous conversation, I mean. Most of this I just finished yesterday, so it's still a bit rough.
Al Murray was at the Montreal Comedy Festival (and on the tv show from it, after). He wasn't bad. He made fun of France! I like how he's committed to the character [segue] like another comedian whose committed to staying in character/s/, Zach Galifianakis. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:13, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
He always comes in with a pint and calls himself the pub landlord, with an aim to replicate pub humour. It gives him scope to use random humour anyway. I don't see much stand-up myself, but I know I like comedians who take more "natural" strides towards humour, just like how I prefer articles on Uncyclopedia that are trying to be subtle, rather than gun every sentence with a raunchy, open punchline. Michael McIntyre seems to annoy most people I know (and I can see very well why), but I think he's one of the very few comedians who can just tell a story and he'll have numerous vantage points to extract humour from, without making the audience wait until the story gets to the point. Delivery is important too. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:32, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
It helps if your British. Then you've got an cool accent. Accents are half of comedy. The other half is squashing watermelons with sledgehammers. Oddly, the Brits have never combined the two. They'd be unstoppable then.
I don't know much about comedy, but I know what I like. Comedy, mostly. (That said, most of what passes for comedy is awful. Why the hell is 2 1/2 Men still on?). Also, I just woke up, and I'm pretty sure that I'm not making any sense. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:53, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
If you can do the patois that comes with accents then that's gold. There's a comedian who was better known in the 80s called Alexei Sayle, and in one of the episodes of The Young Ones where he does a cockney accent he says "But as it is, know what I mean, so I cant help you really. Still I got a few minutes, so I might as well indulge in a bit of Cockney patois, know what I mean? Cor blimey, knock it on the 'ead, do what, as it 'appens. Terrific, 'ere, didn't you kill my bruvver? No it must have been me, sorry," and he goes on and on in a length of tirade. Alt comedy is great. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:47, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
Alexei Sayle is awesome (or was, rather, as I haven't seen him at all in at least fifteen years). He's had a bunch of series, too, of which I've only seen Stuff, which was amusing. Before that, he was always accusing me of killing his brother. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:01, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah he made a bunch of shows in the 1990s that didn't quite kick off after one series. The 90s killed everything in the 80s. Anyway, I also like comedy shows that contrast from the style in The Young Ones. In the latter show, most of the actors were comedians themselves, guaranteeing a lot of physical humour, but in the long-running (by UK standards) and excellent comedy known as Red Dwarf, there were fewer comedians and more actors, eliciting more space age drama to go along with the superb script. I'd say it's also like Scrubs, but I have to go make a sandwich every time I mention that show. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 09:54, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
Scrubs bugged me. If it wasn't for the adorable Sarah Chalke, I couldn't watch it. Even with her on it, I still don't. I only watch shows about abattoirs. In a pinch, I'm willing to watch something about sausage factories, or even one on a chicken processing plant if it's Sunday morning and nothing else is on, but slaughterhouses are where it's at, comedy-wise. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:34, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
Abattoirs appear amiss and lost to comedy, although there was that Python sketch where a callous architect draws up plans for a human slaughterhouse instead of a block of flats as requested by a town council. Meanwhile, this is my primary source of distraction at the moment. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:05, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah. Abattoir humour isn't funny funny. And too bad about Mr. Bean's Holiday being, um, bad. I laughed once, I think. I'd rather watch chicken get "industrially separated" (which is oddly fascinating in an oddly fascinating way) than watch that movie again. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:31, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
I didn't see Mr. Bean's Holiday, but I was there in time to see the disappointed crowds which made for a smashing visualisation. I prefer the early Mr. Bean stuff where the sketches are mostly solitary (giving the lack of dialogue space to breathe) and I can watch it on YouTube since most of it is physical humour. I wouldn't want to see a chicken (unless it's Zach Braff) getting "industrially separated" because I'm vegetarian. And not only would it kill the chicken, it'd really hurt my feelings. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:46, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
Remember when he got a turkey stuck on his head? It's like they put me on the small screen. Good times. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:15, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
I didn't see the Christmas special last year, I must do so this time around, I haven't seen it in quite a while. I'm sick of seeing Father Ted's special every year anyway. It's like Channel 4 has nothing else to put on on Christmas Eve. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:43, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, darn that Father Ted (/me says, pretending to know what that is, in more than the vague sense that it's by the same guy behind the IT Crowd). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:52, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Yes, Graham Linehan! Master writer of three exelling comedies, Father Ted, Black Books and IT Crowd. If you've seen any of the Simon Pegg films of late you will recognise the actors in Black Books (Pegg himself is in one of the episodes! What an actor!) including Dylan Moran and Bill Bailey. Bonus fact about Linehan, he's married to the sister of Peter Serafinowicz, who is not only a comedian himself, but the voice actor of Darth Maul of the Star Trek films!! -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:40, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
"Darth Maul of the Star Trek films". You don't deserve to be a nerd. Hand in your badge and inhaler at the front desk on your way out. Dork. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:50, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
It's fine. I've got to get to SPORTS practice at the school field anyway. Have fun categorising your Peter Parker issues by way of number of vowels used or whatever. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:18, September 12, 2009 (UTC)


You must have mistaken me for some other user. I'm against voting. Voting only leads to carnal activities. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:15, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Hello Modus[edit]

No reason for leaving this message other than that I haven't spoken to you for ages so I decided to say hello. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:58, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Hello. I would've talked to you first, but I get all tongue tied around desperately handsome people. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:08, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Suppose I won't be getting a blowjob then? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:12, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Not here. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:56, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Oh well, was worth a try. Better go and see if Olipro's awake yet, in that case. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:06, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Watch out for his tooth. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:25, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
It's led to him being responsible for more circumscisions than a mohel who works for free. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:38, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
I got circumcised. A bunch of times. Eventually they had to stop. They were just making it mad. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:41, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Mine grew back, partially. I call it a twoskin, and since it makes me technically half-Jewish I wear a triangle on a chain round my neck. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:44, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Have you considered joining Jesus? If you half convert to Christianity you can wear a minus sign, instead. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:08, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
You could combine the two. As I remember, a point-down triangle with a horizontal line through it is a symbol for Satan. Spooky. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:10, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
No. The two combined is Messianic Judaism. Their symbol is Jesus making you feel guilty about making such a fuss over his birthday. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:29, September 13, 2009 (UTC)


Do any of the admins watch Category:Articles that need instant checking? Checking the link, it appears it is in its own little walled garden with Template:Needadmin. I originally asked MrN9000, but he hasn't edited in a few days. --Mn-z


20:12, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

We have categories? Why wasn't I told of this?! /me storms off Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:28, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
On a more serious note, is that abandoned as far as you know? Well not so much abandoned, as probably never used in the first place, but its the same idea. --Mn-z 05:40, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
The main problem with categories is that if you have them on your watchlist, whenever anybody adds that cat to a page, it doesn't bump the cat up on your watchlist. I assume it's abandoned. This is because I'm quite myopic. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:57, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

Blast from the past[edit]

I was looking at the nomination pages of Past Winners and came across a vote-comment you made here. Whoa. That was amazing. I guess it had to have happened; you couldn't have just popped on here and nailed everything instantly, but WOW. You got depth, man. Necropaxx (T) {~} 05:11, Sep 13

It's Hardwick. If his writing doesn't inspire you, your comedy soul is as empty as it is dead. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:08, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
one day i saw a man who wasn't inspired by hardwick's writing. i'll never forget that day. mostly because it was the day the bank repossessed my farm, but that uninspired guy was pretty disturbing, too. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:51, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
That man grew up to be Adolf Hitler. At the time, he was also Adolf Hitler, but smaller. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:31, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

Turkey Ball Day[edit]

So, Modus, when are we having the PLS? Because we need to run the evil little sister sometimes as well. ~ 21:08, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

That one forum decided on October 5th. Then CW immediately after. Then Turkey Ball Day. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:10, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
God damn it we're going to have a busy autumn. I'm feeling tired already. ~ 21:12, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
*cough* Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:27, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

Rosh Hashanah[edit]

User:RabbiTechno/Lshanahtovah Honourary Jewish greetings.

Rabbis have silly bongs. I'm just sayin'. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:58, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Two Things[edit]

First off, for PLS, for the Best Image category, do the images have to be chops? Sorry if I should know that already, but I'm just curious.

Secondly, why does TKF have to be mean all the time? I don't understand.

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:25, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Based on how well an article's images contribute to the humor of the article. May be of an alternate namespace (images and article must be created by the user). (emphasis mine), from PLS

Did you try nibbling on TKF's earlobes? That always mellows out the insufferable prick. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:19, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
Yes, I read that, and I thought the phrase you emphasized was slightly ambiguous, so I thought I'd ask to be sure. Secondly, I have not tried nibbling his earlobes, I'm just trying to figure out why he called me "haughty and pretentious" on a VFH page for no real reason. Right now I'm going with he's just a dickweed and has no friends, though there may be some other reason I'm not aware of yet. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:04, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
Have you considered the possibility that you're both ten years old, and he likes you? Next, he's gonna put gum in your hair. Then you'll push him down on the playground. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:59, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
That never occurred to me, no. I think I'll stick to the dickweed theory until evidence suggests otherwise. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:25, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
One day you'll have to face the fact that I'm right. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:36, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

Oh Modus[edit]

Thou art genius, or something. Staircase CUNt 02:50, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

I do have my lucid moments. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:02, September 17, 2009 (UTC)


Newcookie.gif EMC has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For a successful collaborative threadjacking. I couldn't have done it without you. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 02:51, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

That's like a billion cookies, or something. Staircase CUNt 02:52, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
Even numbers scare me. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 02:54, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
What do you mean by 'number'? Staircase CUNt 02:55, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
I'm in the fetal position right now, thank you very much. And don't get any ideas. I've cemented my asshole shut. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 02:56, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
If I did that I'd die of lack of anal satisfaction. I follow through even when I'm camping (those flashlights are a doozy) Staircase CUNt 02:59, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
No problem. It pales beside this threadjacking though. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:02, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
It was at that moment that I realized the forums are not for serious fucking business. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 14:27, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
Some lessons are hard lessons to learn. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:33, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

Semantic satiation[edit]

Did you read the Wikipedia article? That explained the joke :(--Occono 02:11, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

Uh. Huh. Yeah. Am I just a crank? Yes, but I'm so much more than that. Would you like me to bring it back, so that you can make it better, so that I don't do what I did before, again? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:42, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
Ah, you just didn't think it was good enough? Fair enough then. I thought you deleted it on sight, and didn't get the idea. Never mind.--Occono 17:15, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
I did get it, but we've already got repetitive pages that repeat like that. And this. And this. The problem with one-note pages is that they've only got one note. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:15, September 20, 2009 (UTC)


Could you give TKF some sort of adminly talking-to, please? Three of his last five edits/actions here have been to insult me without provocation and then ban me for retorting to said insults. I’ve left several messages on his talk page regarding this (I admit they’re a little on the not-nice side, but still), and he has yet to respond. (He still has time, however, to sniff out a random contribution of mine and ban me for it.) I’ll be the first to admit that I’ve had more than my fair share of not-so-shining moments here (the comment that got me banned being one of them), and I’ve even been less than polite to you one more than one occasion, but even at my worst I don’t think I’ve ever been outright malicious, which is what he’s being towards me now. I know you know about the ban situation (being the guy that unblocked me, and all), and I know you blocked TKF already, and I know you probably know about the other stuff as well, but I feel that he’d listen if you gave him a talking to. It’s certainly a better option than me leaving a message, him decidedly not responding, me getting angry at his lack of response, and then him banning me, ya know?

I’d rather not have this progress any further, but at the same time I’d also like things to be resolved, and I’d definitely like to view a forum without being called mediocre or pretentious or an idiot for no valid reason. I can understand if you choose not to intervene further and potentially cause more drama, so don't feel obligated or anything. If you do play the role of peacemaker on my behalf, however, I thank you. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:20, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

I'll figure something out. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:02, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
Well, the avoidy thing could work, fair enough. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:15, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
Also, thanks. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:24, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
You two can sort it out, we three can sort it out, you two can avoid each other or I can have both of you killed. Famine would've skip straight to the last bit. I start at the second to last, since the first isn't working and the second would require thought on my part (although I'm willing to attempt it if both parties are willing). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:47, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

On a related note[edit]

I don't like TKF, either. talk 18:59, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

I don't like any of you. Luckily, I'm a solipsist, so when I close my eyes you disappear. Damn you, fevered imagination! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:02, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
Interestingly, I actually do disappear when you close your eyes. But TKF continues to hand out passive-aggressive blocks to users who contribute far more to the wiki than he does. talk 19:28, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
Probably because he's such a nice guy. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:18, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
And his sig is too long and he engages in sig whoring. --Mn-z 04:56, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
And his penmanship is illegible. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:12, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

On another related note[edit]

I don't like him, either. He stole my bike and he smells funny, too. Necropaxx (T) {~} 04:20, Sep 23

Worst Reflections[edit]

Yeah, I understand what you mean, and why both of those could obviously be problematic. To be fair, though, TKF asked specifically about having both those things make the list. I was having a bit of smartassy fun, is all. I'm gonna remove them both, however, and then that will hopefully be the end of things. Thanks for being patient. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:14, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

Well, okay then. Good. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:23, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

On a Totally Unrelated Note[edit]

I laughed out loud at the current "front page". —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:14, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

It is pretty awesome, isn't it? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:23, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
If by "pretty awesome" you mean "no longer on the front page," then yes, yes it is. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:53, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
If by "no longer on the front page" you mean "still there, as yesterday's featured article", then I still find myself in agreement with you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:24, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
I did mean that. In another eighteen hours, we'll be fighting. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:14, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
Will we be kung fu fighting? Will our cats be fast as lightning? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:41, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
And it'll be a little bit fright'ning, but they'll have expert timing. Necropaxx (T) {~} 05:47, Sep 23
Doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo dooo.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 07:25 23 September 2009
Short answer: yes. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 11:52, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
Cool. The 70's never died, man. They're just resting. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:00, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

Erm, Modus?[edit]

What happened to the feature situation? There hasn't been one in like three days.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 19:36 22 September 2009

I don't know. Nobody tells me nuffin'. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:41, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
It's because we didn't have sufficient +10 articles at the time the feature should/could/might have been changed. We should have a new feature for tomorrow though. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:17, 22 September 2009
Well coincidentally Marble Madness has 12, so yeah. was just checking.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 21:01 22 September 2009
I had marble madness. Luckily, there's a drug for it now. Still, I miss the hallucinations. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:30, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

A unique offer for you, Modus.[edit]

I'm going to give you, yes, you this once in a life-time opportunity to buy a free iPod. All it costs is money and referring friends to do that same. What do you say? --C:\syndrome\_ 21:24, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

What's an iPod? Is that the thing I don't need because I only listen to music in my car, and my entire CD collection burned to MP3 fits on less than ten CDs which, in turn, fail to fill my CD changer? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:28, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
I think it's some sort of novelty cheese grater. So yes. --C:\syndrome\_ 23:53, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
Then I continue to not need it, as I avoid the novelty cheeses. Too much novelty gives me gas. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:25, September 23, 2009 (UTC)


This what you do when someone archives their talk page, right? talk 18:22, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

Me? No. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:36, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
No, I mean, I think you're supposed to yell "Rape" to decrease the chance that, when someone actually is raped, anyone will respond. talk 19:33, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
Wouldn't "Free cake!" work better? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:58, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
You mean, that's what I should yell if I'm about to be raped on my next sojourn to Connecticut? talk 21:14, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
I don't know. I've never been to Connecticut, much less sojourned there. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:22, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
Speaking of rapes and sojourns, who wants to hear this old gizzard's tale of almost being raped by Dexter's cock?-Almost Sir Random Crap

District 9 (human)[edit]

Appears to have a wip tag that expired 10 days ago. Also, it appears that the guy who created it is no longer active. He also created 2 huge comment templates and 2 categories for his articles. Anyway, is that article going to be deleted or not? If it is deleted, there is a good bit of "supporting" material that probably should also be deleted. --Mn-z


05:36, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

He was gonna be right on it, man, but then school came along and he was, like, "woah!". I mean, it hit him like a tonne of bricks, man. A friggin' tonne! So, dude, he told me to totally not delete it. He'll finish it once he wraps his head around polynomials. Nomials were bad enough, but polynoms are, like, a bunch of those. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:32, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

Regarding UnPoetia:An Atheist's Eulogy[edit]

Do you have anything else squirreled away in userspace? --Mn-z


05:46, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

Yes. Yes, I do. Gimme some time. Gimme! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:11, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

VFH removal[edit]

Hey boss. You removed an article from VFH queue that I popped up there. Given the initial response it was likely to continue to tank anyway, but I was just curious, as I thought we protected them for the first 3 days. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 22:58, 29/09/2009

3 days grace unless it hits -3. Which it did. Sorry. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:13, September 29, 2009 (UTC)


For Rogue States should Iran be quasi-theocracy/semi-theocracy instead of pseudo-theocracy? --Docile hippopotamus 06:41, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

How about pseudo-democratic quasi-theocracy? I don't know what words mean. I just use the ones that sound funny while flowing together in a pleasing rhythm. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:31, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
Sure. Thanks. --Docile hippopotamus 10:53, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
No problem. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:02, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

PLS queries[edit]

so the PLS starts the 5th now? are we all set on judges? would you care to render some sort of official quote for the unsignpost as this year's poo-master? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:06, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

The what is on the when? This is the first I've heard about it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:42, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
a nice man on the street told me you were organizing it. he also tried to show me what he had under his trench coat but i was in such a hurry to get here that i told him i'd stop back by on the way home. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:00, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
The sordid details are here. I can mark you down as an emergency judge if you'd like (and if you wouldn't I can mark you down as two emergency judges).
And you want a quote:

"This Poo Lit will be the Greatest PLS ever. Anyone who says otherwise is as much of a liar as they are dumb, and they are plenty dumb. Ergo, they are also plenty liar. That made more sense in my head."

Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:11, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
well, i judged last go-around, and as most of the site's accomplished writers are already judging, i'm looking forward to expecting a clean sweep, and also the subsequent crushing disappointment associated with losing in every category. anyway, thanks for the quote, which will be mangled and mis-attributed as usual. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:06, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
I've already picked the winners. Sorry. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:18, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
i see. well, it seems i've gone and purchased this rather large pheasant as a bribe to no avail after all. well, since i don't need it, i'll just go ahead and leave it right here on your talk page...SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:23, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
*munch munch munch* I'll see what I can do. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:03, October 1, 2009 (UTC)


There you go. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 08:38, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

Hurrah! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:01, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

Project Doggystyle with the Devil Revisited[edit]

I've just came back from a series of important events in my usually unimportant, uneventful life. But at last, the Lord has finally shown his grace by not coughing up his goddamn hairballs every four hours. Now that I'm ready to complete the project, please unhuff the articles.


Okay. Which articles? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:08, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
I'm assuming District 9 (human) and related. --Mn-z 04:32, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
Sure. Those. I undeleted two. If there were more, I have no knowledge of them. I'm like The Absentminded Professor, except without the doctorate. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:07, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
I also believe that Category:MNU Approved and Category:MNU Banned should be unhuffed. --Mn-z 05:41, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
Done. Keep in mind, markchung, that it needs to be more betterer, or it'll go away again. If you need lots of time, you can move it under your userpage. Also, don't forget to sign talkpages with four tildes (~~~~). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:46, October 2, 2009 (UTC)


I would like to inquire why you would huff the category People being hunted by ninja assault kittens Insight11 16:13, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

Because no people are hunted by ninja assault kittens, I assume. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:17, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

Modus, why do people do bad things? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:30, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

Because people are bad. Bad people! Off the furniture! Bad! Bad! Maybe that was pets. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:03, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
Because Adam ate the forbidden fruit in the garden of Eden. --Mn-z 04:49, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
No. It's because, not knowing good & evil (that is to say, the positive or negative consequences of actions) in the first place, they disobeyed God (by eating the fruit that would give them the knowledge that they shouldn't eat the fruit). The bad wasn't the eating, it was the disobedience (from two people made perfect by a perfect God who also made the devil that rebelled). If I could condense the Bible into one word (particularly the OT and especially the Pentauch), it would be "Obey". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:58, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
Isn't that what I said? --Mn-z 05:37, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
If I could condense this talk page into one word, it would be "Hamburgers." Not that there's anything about hamburgers on this page, but I'm kinda hungry and they're on my mind. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:55, Oct 3
I just finished a Whopper. I'm just sayin'. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:21, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
Why? do I love the title of this section so much? Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  16:29, October 17, 2009 (UTC)


Look, I've run out of ideas for Synesthesia, and this is an article that can be featured, surely. But I need help. Hey, I even included John Stamos for you.-Almost Sir Random Crap

I'll take a look at it when I'm in a better mood. *Grumble* Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:07, October 2, 2009 (UTC)


First, I think I'm pretty relaxed. Compulsive maybe, but probably relaxed. Second, WFP is important, at least to the status of Uncyclopedia. Third, I get aggravated when established and "valuable" editors and users of Uncyclopedia violate what is arguably its most important rule, leading me to wonder why I didn't leave before the average user became considered effectively worthless due to the high volume of new unfunny users. But I otherwise consider myself pretty dispassionate.
Thanks for writing anyways. Care to comment? I invite you wholeheartedly, Rbpolsen Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 01:25, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, you do realize that you're getting mad on the internet? That's like crying over rainwater lost down a gutter, or falling in love with a telephone pole. It looks silly and it never goes anywhere. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:10, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
But seriously folks, speaking of looking silly and never going anywhere, Syndrome's here! But seriously folks, I'm here all week. But seriously folks, try the steak. (Drummer plays Modusoperandi out) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:07, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
Things on VFP either work or they don't, and there's nuffin' you can do about it. If you have to explain the joke, you've already lost. Have you considered going Goth? That's what I did. Consider you going Goth, I mean. Don't. You look terrible in velvet. I, on the other hand, look Gothtastic, and magnificently, depressingly so. It's too bad that the only vampires around these days are vegetarian abstinence vampires. This century sucks. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:12, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

Don't do it when you want to go to it.[edit]

Seeing as how this'll be my first experience judging PLS, could you point me in the general direction of some judging guidelines? Is there a standard procedure I'm supposed to follow? Also, your talkpage seems a little blue. Cheer up Modus' talkpage, everything's gonna be okay. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:24, 8 Oct

ficksed FreddCan Shredd 20:34 October 8 '09
Ummm.... didn't I fix it right before you fixed it in a slightly different way? How do we keep overwriting each other? What the fuck is going on? talk 20:38, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
No kidding? FreddCan Shredd 20:40 October 8 '09
I'm against standardizing how people judge, as comedy won't fit in a box, man.
Have you done Pee Reviews? Judging like that seems to work for most. I, being a simple man, use a simpler system. I read each one (doing my best to not know who wrote it...going so far as to tape off the top part of the monitor), then go get drunk or punch a cop downtown or something. When I recover I read them again, and rate them from one to ten. If at the end I'm stuck with tied pages, I read them again and again, until the tie resolves itself in my head (like foxy boxing but with fat people and words).
And my talkpage isn't blue. It's grumpy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:38, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
Anyplace in particular where I'd put my completely ignorant and arbitrary decisions? Or do we just all shout them out on the count of three? Also, your talkpage should stop being so grumpy. At least it's not a ginger. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:46, 8 Oct
When the time for judging is here, I'll put the link to the right place on your talkpage.
And I'm grumpy because I forgot to put a page of mine on Pee Review so that I could VFH it in time for the anniversary of the thing that the page was about. Double-grumpy because the exact same thing happened this time last year. *Grumble* Plus I have a sore shoulder and can't even complain about it out loud since I'm pretty sure that it's because, rather than fighting Nazis or something equally cool, I slept on my arm. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:00, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
Slept on your arm because you were exhausted from fighting Nazis, right? Just arbitrarily feature your article on the appropriate day. It's not like anybody reads Uncyclopedia anyways. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:11, 8 Oct
I does FreddCan Shredd 21:13 October 8 '09
Naw. I already featured me. Any chicanery from there would be a step down. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:16, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
chicanery? wuzzat? FreddCan Shredd 21:18 October 8 '09

Warn him[edit]

Listen, I do not know if you are an admin or not, but please warn or ban Killer 3.14. He keeps screwing and fucking up the forums, he hasn't made one article, he's already been banned 3 times, and he only cares about his retarded game. Finally, he acts like a 10-year old with ADHD. It's your choice, just please make him do something productive to our amount of 25,000 articles.-Almost Sir Random Crap

Done. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:32, October 8, 2009 (UTC)


Are you planning on writing any articles for PLS? I know you're "running" it and all, but the rules don't limit you on that one (I don't think so, anyway...). I'll take you on in best alt. namespace. Bring it. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 07:10, Oct 9

No. That would be wrong. Besides, I just bought a new mirror and can't stop gazing at my reflection in it. Full length mirror. I'm really quite breathtaking. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:58, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
I love your glasses and that gap in your teeth. Sweet. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:19, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
The greatest beauty of all is flawed beauty. Like Cindy Crawford's mole or Claudia Schiffer's crippling mental retardation. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:46, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
How do you have 86 headers? Didn't you just archive your talk page? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:35, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
I just archived a little bit. I would've archived more, but some numpty commented in December in a section from October. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:03, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

Can has I me PLS entry proofreading?[edit]

being funny foreigner who speaking English for his 3rd language, and verbally retarded, so you can makes exception —Mahmoosh (TalkstalkBoobsAnusPoop) 10:54 October 9 '09

I would say no. The idea is that you do it on your own. Having other people do stuff for your page is the opposite of that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:06, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
<begging>Oh, please. Writing humor in a language that is not your first is hard enough, believe me (and I'm not joking) please, don't make it harder for me, I just want somebody to correct the spelling grammar and mistakes</begging> you can make the proofreading thing an exception for foreigners —Mahmoosh (TalkstalkBoobsAnusPoop) 13:26 October 9 '09
(Use Word's spellcheck/grammar thingy or get a friend or parent to check it. That's what I would do if I didn't know english so goodly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:04, October 9, 2009 (UTC))
I'm actually mostly on my mobile phone (no Word spealtshek) My parents' English is not by any means better than mine (they're foreigners too, remember?) and I only have 2 friends whose English is better than mine, and both of them are currently out of country. Dude, it's a total disaster, I must have my article spellchecked —Mahmoosh (TalkstalkBoobsAnusPoop) 14:30 October 9 '09
I hate to sound like a jerk but...And so? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:48, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
forget it. i was just kidding all along :) —Mahmoosh (TalkstalkBoobsAnusPoop) 15:15 October 9 '09
You think playing with my heart is a joke? *Sniff* Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:27, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
Do you have access to a computer somewhere? Most typing programs have some sort of spell check. Even the firefox browser has spellcheck. --Mn-z 15:04, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
My Vista is down, and I'm waiting for a windows 7, and until then im not installing any other OS —Mahmoosh (TalkstalkBoobsAnusPoop) 15:15 October 9 '09

We haz invalidz.[edit]

For PLS, Hydronium Ion has submitted an article for Best Alt. Namespace that was both created before PLS started, and plagiarized. What should the next course of action be? Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 22:21, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

Taken care of. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:31, Oct 9
What Leddy said. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:26, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
What about this entry having been created before the competition and having been pee reviewed? Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 23:29, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah. Um. That. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:38, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
That one article? With the words that were previously written somewhere else? I think That Balloon fellow did something wrong with that thing there. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:53, 10 Oct
I told him what to do on his talk page. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 15:00, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
What's he supposed to do on his talkpage? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:11, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
Fix that thing he did and then erase that other thing that wasn't supposed to be there or something. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:20, 10 Oct
With his cock? Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 15:23, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
If by cock you mean penis, then no. Don't be ridiculous, this is a wiki. I'm sure he'll just use voodoo. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:28, 10 Oct

Nice Block[edit]

You can haz cookie. ~Joey~ {Talk to meh} 06:38, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Give yourself a cookie too. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:40, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Whoops. Sorry[edit]

I sincerely apologize for entering the article that I created prior to PLS. I didn't read the rules properly. It won't happen again. --BlueSpiritGuy 14:29, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

We do original stuff here. Remember that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:49, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
Wrong thing to say, Modus. This is the guy who wrote an original article, but he did so before PLS. Plus he had it Pee Reviewed. The other guy c/p an article. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 14:53, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
Wups. I was just coming back to change my comment to, simply, "Noob", too. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:10, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
Oh so I'm also not allowed to have it Pee Reviewed? Mmmm, think I'll have to start reading rules and stuff thoroughly. Anyway, sorry. And yes, I deserve to be called n00b.--BlueSpiritGuy 15:27, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
Don't worry, we were all noobs once. Except for Modus. He was always here, just waiting for Uncyclopedia to arrive. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:30, 10 Oct

And the verdict is.. Guildy[edit]

Wow, the only contender for the best article category is Guildy. Dude, something is seriously wrong. I kid you not.. And it's not the only category with one entry.. Something is wrong, I tell you FreddCan Shredd 16:28 October 10 '09

Someone else is bound to enter the category. If need be, I will. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 16:29, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
If you would like to panic, go right ahead. I, on the other hand, am planning on running the worst Poo Lit ever. It'll be my Waterloo, but with Napoleon instead of ABBA. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:11, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
Whats a "napoleon"? FreddCan Shredd 20:22 October 10 '09
It's a kind of brandy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:26, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
I thought it was a special type of condoms FreddCan Shredd 21:07 October 10 '09

Yo, I'll enter. When's the deadline again? February? —Syndrome (PenisPenisPenisPenisPenis) 20:46, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

No, the Xth of Farch FreddCan Shredd 21:07 October 10 '09

I might hurl up a literary fur ball for this. No promises. Congrats on O'Reilly Sir, I was slightly confused when it first went up then it grew on me.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  10:55, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

And just to be clear on the issue[edit]

I delete any shock picture I encounter, as I did lately with Islam related articles, I try to keep a minimal respect for all defiled dead people in general and not just dead Jews. That picture had no place being here ~ 18:17, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

0_0 that's very nice of you, thanks FreddCan Shredd 19:07 October 11 '09
I have been noticing some double standards regarding the Jews. For example, User:Roman Dog Bird was requested to remove a swastika from his sig, but no-one had a problem with him using the words "nigger" and "faggot". And, UnNews talk:Dictators hail Jewish peace plan was called "a piece of political slander" when attacks 10 worse against the USA and Bush (and everybody else) are permitted.
As for the dead people images, it seems we don't have many, the only ones I found were this crudely drawn lynching and Saddam Hussein right before being executed, so I wouldn't say that deletion was bad per say. --Mn-z 19:59, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
Gosh, it's almost like Mordillo's jewish or something. If Orian or Fag had a problem with the use of the word faggot, or if a black uncyclopedian took offense to the word nigger, by all means they can deal with that, but those are words. The differentiation here seems to be between words and pictures. Words are one thing; pictures are another. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:14, Oct 11
But Leddy, a picture is a merely one thousand words. I did the math. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:15, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
What if I were to crop together two images? Wouldn't the resulting picture be worth 2000 words? Clearly, each pixel must be worth a given number of words. If we assume the 1000 word picture is the default size of an MS Paint bitmap, ie. 640x384, then each 245.76 pixels equals one word. So, a large 1024x768 image would be worth 3,200 words, while a 100x100 animated gif is worth 40.7 words per frame. --Mn-z 21:31, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
also, mnbz, the use of swastikas is federally outlawed in germany and some other countries. swastikas were used by the nazi reich and are now used by neonazis, and that gives the swastika a political dimension. on the other hand the words nigger and faggot are being used inside black and gay communities to refer to each others and are only considered taboos if used by outsiders.. yes, the three subjects are equally demeaning and disrespectful, but only the swastika has the "political charge" FreddCan Shredd 20:22 October 11 '09
The fact the "nigger" and "faggot" are used by black people and homosexuals respectively does not make them any less racist. The swastika was used in non-political contexts, up on it the 1930's and 1940's, and has more non-racist usage than the word "nigger" which was always derogatory, if less so in the past. --Mn-z 21:11, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
Also, my issue isn't with the pic per say, its with the scared cows and double standards. --Mn-z 21:17, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
yes, i totally agree with you. i've been called a sandnigger on several occations, and it hurts.. double standards suck of course, but that's how it is FreddCan Shredd 21:27 October 11 '09
Scared what now? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:02, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
A sacred cow
Sacred cows are golden statues which the Jews worship at high places in Dan and Bethel. I;m am also told that Hindus and some sub-Saharan African tribes also worship sacred cows. --Mn-z 01:02, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
You had "scared" before. I was poking fun at that. (Also, look at my edit comment) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:07, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
Yes, but I still think we have too much cow worship on this wiki. --Mn-z 01:16, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
What did you expect? This is the Chubbychaserswiki, right? Oh. Crap. I've been wasting my time on the wrong wiki. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:28, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
You mean this isn't the Chubbychaserswiki!!! That explains why nobody why likes that one category I created. --Mn-z 01:38, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
Not everyone dislikes it. POTR
You wouldn't be coming out of the closet, again? --Mn-z 02:13, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

This section of my talkpage isn't funny at all. You people suck. (and by "you people" I mean "you people". And by the second "you people" I mean "Uncyclopedians") Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:15, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

On a more serious note, I'm also offended by Orian57's constant degrading of my sexual perversion orientation. --Mn-z 21:21, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
That's because you're a monster. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:02, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
True. But that still doesn't justify Orian57's bigotry. --Mn-z 01:02, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Theres a picture of Muhammad about to suck cock on User:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays userpage and talkpage. Will that be deleted cause its a shock image? -- 22:42, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

I'm too busy being stunned by the fact that Ape has a userpage to be shocked by whateverelseitwas that you said. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:10, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
Also, the image survived VFD so it's unlikely that an admin would ignore that and delete the image on a whim. —Syndrome (PenisPenisPenisPenisPenis) 23:16, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
I have to say that I am offended by the word the. Can we remove all instances of the from Wikipedia? and on an indefinite stance, I'm not too crash hot about a either. Can we remove every second time that that particular letter shows up on here? <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 01:28, 12/10/2009
can I say that Ape's shock image is annoying as hell? If I'm ever delivering signpost again, unless there's nobody around I'm skipping his page! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 02:11, Oct 12
No, you cant. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 02:17, 12/10/2009
I don't plan on just skipping it and not telling everyone. i'll say I'm done except for 1 person, whose page is not safe for work-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 02:20, Oct 12
Oh the skipping it is fine. The reason I was saying no is that you said "can I say that..." <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 02:27, 12/10/2009

Moar Issues[edit]

Looking back on the history of events, it appears the questionable image was uploaded before Mordillo corrected Clemens177 in the vote dramaz. It appears that Mordillo recently resurrected Clemens177, so I assume he realized that. And the ban time was reasonable for VFH vote drama.

Although, this does raise the issue of overly nationalist (or otherwise group-identified) admins interpreting any overly edgy humor against a certain group as a personal insult. I think that could be minimized if we discouraged broadcasting one' nationality/sexual orientation/whatever-group-affiliation in sigs.

And while I'm complaining about policy, several users have been insulting me by mocking and degrading my sexual perversion orientation. I think it is because I voted against their articles on VFH one time, or nomed their articles articles on VFD, or put there ip address on ban patrol, or something else they are having passive-aggressive drama over. It clearly can't be them actually finding pregnancy "humor" unfunny/disturbing. --Mn-z


17:47, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

So you're saying that we shouldn't advertise our backgrounds because it would let people know that we're involved in some sort of worldwide conspiracy? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:08, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
More or less. --Mn-z 18:12, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
Say Mnb, did it ever occur to you that you'll get better results if you talk with me rather than about me? ~ 18:14, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

You're an admin, right?[edit]

If so, please tell the mortals that they won't be banned for improving an article. I agree that you shouldn't significantly change the content of something while it's being voted on, but minor fixings won't hurt anyone. And tell POTR that I don't have to let him play with my fire truck. It's mine! I brought it! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:59, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

SHARE! My fire truck <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 05:06, 12/10/2009
Nooooo! I'm telling! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:10, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
WAUGH! <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 05:16, 12/10/2009


Newcookie.gif Killer_3.14 has awarded you a cookie!
Thank you for your help in general and don't play in traffic

--Click meNO NOT ME!! I don't care if you click me 18:55, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Hurrah! Also, you're doing it the hard way. You don't need to post all the code, just its name and modifiers, like so: {{cookie|Name=Killer 3.14}}. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:34, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
Or maybe {{cookie|Killer 3.14|Thank you for your help in general and don't play in traffic}}. I think that would give the alternate message. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:10, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
Newcookie.gif Killer 3.14 has awarded you a cookie!
Thank you for your help in general and don't play in traffic


Apparently, yes. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:16, October 19, 2009 (UTC)


Scared the living bejesus out of me. I looked at it, went away, and then came back to look at it and somebody had apparently huffed it! <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 23:38, 12/10/2009

I know, right?! I was all, "Hey that's not supposed to be there" and "For Poo Lit, as it mentioned on the Poo Lit page for Poo Lit, pages for Poo Lit are supposed to be in userspace". Then I was all, like, "Wuppah!" and I moved it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:42, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
It's spelled "Huttah." talk 23:51, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, and someone explained it to me and I thought to myself, "I should fix that, but nobody's going to change it for a day or so. Especially someone who hasn't been around for a while." And then I looked at this morning and realised that it had been changed, and so I went away for a moment to get my breakfast, came back and it had gone, but in an extremely polite way. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 23:58, 12/10/2009
If you'd been a noob I would've put that instead. But you're not. Moron. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:01, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
Funny you should say that, because there is a school of thought that I am a n00b which given that RCMurphy and I are on par makes sense. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 00:11, 13/10/2009

Question about Poo Lit surprise suitability[edit]

I created a blank page for my upcoming article User:Myocardialinfarction/Sexual Orienteering, but before the poo lit contest started (I hadn't even remotely finished it enough for public viewing). Would I be able to post it and enter for the 'best article by a n00b' category? (I've been here slightly less than 3 months). I humbly prostrate myself before your judgement and assume the position. Thx Myocardialinfarction 14:16, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

If I were Modus, I would rule that you may write the article as long as you didn't use the words "arse" or "iPhone." But I'm not Modus, so basically I'm just wasting everyone's time here. talk 14:21, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
I came up with what I thought was a good solution, what do you think to it Modus/anyone who happens to be passing? The preceding unsigned comment was added by ChiefjusticeDS (talk • contribs)
I think you forgot to sign your post and your personal hygiene leaves something to be desired. talk 16:33, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
Well, anything apart from that? --ChiefjusticeDS 19:05, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
That page isn't blank. It's even got a joke. An unmolested page or an unedited spork, maybe. This, no. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:08, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
That's just throwaway guff I put there to avoid being a total waste of someone's clicking time (look at the edit history if you can be bothered). It's not a page; it's not 'XTZ is gay'-as-content, it's just not an article. Yet. Well, I'll post it eventually anyway (as per the Chief's advice, blame him if it isn't funny - I'll leave out that iphone gag, which would probably do better as a surprise somewhere else, or forgotten entirely), and that shall be my revenge. Hope PLS turns over some better rocks than mine. Myocardialinfarction 00:26, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ[edit]

Thumbs up2.jpg

This user created The Baker's Dozen, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(for more information, see award statistics)

Thanks, Madmax. I'd forgotten that I'd done that thing that I didn't know I'd done in the first place. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:38, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Cookie and username thing[edit]

That guy pointing at you with the username template doesn't work and I had to do the cookie the hard way so it says "Thank you for your help in general.". Just thought you'd like to know.--Click meNO NOT ME!! I don't care if you click me 20:29, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Oh. Have you considered being lazier? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:56, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
No.I just copied and pasted and added text.--Click meNO NOT ME!! I don't care if you click me 21:18, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
Don't try to dazzle me with your Big City learnin'! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:01, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

You're probably not aware of this[edit]

But you're pretty awesome. Just thought you should know. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:10, 13 Oct

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed. I tried soap, lave heavy-duty hand cleaner, even acetone, but the awesome won't wipe off. Worse, it leaches through my shoes, so behind me is a trail of awesome. It's like a curse, but awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:53, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
What's with the compliment? You think Modus is in charge of PLS or something? Oh yeah. Oh My God, MODUSOPERANDI IS THE TOTALLY COMPLETELY MOST AWESOMENESS! (Seriously, I know Optimuschris is a judge so can't win anyway). Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  21:12, October 16, 2009 (UTC)


That's Ok, I've given up on it. I'm focused on Stormtrooper 147-B now. Also, protect or destroy Mudkip fires his lazer!-Almost Sir Random Crap

Okay. I'm glad I could, um, do nothing at all. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:53, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

PLS and my sad little entry[edit]

It has been bounced back and forth into and out of my userspace a fair bit, and the sound file from Zim is funny and it does improve it, especially with the two of them in there. Of course that would invalidate it from being PLS candidate if it stayed there with the amendments. So, given that you are God when it comes to PLS, I propose the following:

  1. This get moved back to here and this is my entry into PLS.
  2. This stays where it is and keep Rev Zim happy, but stays unrelated to PLS. That way Zim is happy, you're happy, I'm happy, and there is harmony in our family again, and I can get back to looking for jail bait cybersex. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 23:08, 13/10/2009
I didn't invalidate it. Since Zim's edit was the only not-you edit, and his edit was only adding the audio, I "hid" his contribution and let your page in PLS. Then he undid all that. You can have it one way or the other. Either it's in mainspace with the audio (and not in userspace and not entered in PLS), or it's in your userspace without the audio (and not in mainspace, but entered in PLS). Have a chat with Zim if you decide on the latter. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:53, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry to have caused all this trouble. Feel free to chastise me publicly and repudiate me privately. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 15:43, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Non-issue - you made my life awkward because I did something stupid with something good and you made it better. I'm not a prize whore so I'm happy to take it our of the running and keep the better version of it in place if I have to choose between the two. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 03:31, 15/10/2009
Puppy why don't you keep it in user space without Zim's work, then after voting's over move it to mainspace with Zim's audio? Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 03:35, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
Because that would make sense. We're through the looking glass here people. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:49, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
Non-issue - It's off the main UnNews page, so it can (and should IMOP) be in the running. It's a fine article by a fine Aussie. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 15:45, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
Okay, I will re-establish it back in my userspace, hide zim's audio (for the moment) and re-validate my invalidated entry. Which means, thankfully, I can stop working on writing something else. I was afraid I'd have to come up with another original idea then too. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 23:46, 15/10/2009
Ah, protection... Modus, you know that thing you did with this once before? Can you do it again? <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 00:13, 16/10/2009
Done. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:50, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

PLS question[edit]

Just thought you'd want to know this. I started an article after the PLS began, and an anonymous user edited it: [1]. It was two spelling corrections on a really rough draft that's full of misspellings, grammatical errors and the like (I don't bother worrying about such things in early drafts.) I reverted the edits [2] and later added {{PLS-WIP}} to help prevent it from happening again. I hope this isn't a problem. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  00:47, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

It's okay. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:45, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

You blocked Electrified Mocha Chinchilla for rickrolling[edit]

Was that about what happened at the China forum? FreddCan Shredd 10:45, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

No. That one doesn't seem to be the annoying "can't close the window" kind of rickroll. Forum:Of Abe Vigoda and Death was the one I banned him for. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:47, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
Checking the history, it is quite annoying. It looks like you need to ctrl-alt-delete and close the web browser to stop it. --Mn-z 16:29, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
It falls under the "don't be a dick" rule. Hence the ban. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:03, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
I push the limits, man. I push 'em real hard. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 07:41 Oct 21 2009

Speaking of problems[edit]

When I tried clicking on a link on this talk page right now, I couldn't. When I'd move the cursor over what I wanted to click on, it would jump away before I could click. When I moved the cursor away just a tiny bit, it jumped back. I've ran into this before, but was able to figure out it was someone's signature and they fixed it. I'm not sure what it is here, but it's happening again. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  17:59, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure it's something you did. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:05, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
Any idea what? On the previous time, I finally realized it only happened when I was trying to edit a talk page that had comments from a particular user. I've never had this problem on any page that doesn't have user signatures. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  18:09, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

Followup: I just tried clicking on edit for this section (Speaking of problems) and couldn't do it--same problem. I could only edit by clicking the edit tab at top. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  18:07, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

I'm still laying the blame on you. Computer problems are like farts that way. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:30, October 16, 2009 (UTC)


Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis. --Penis 18:13, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

So, it turns out that you can say "Penis" on the wiki, but you cannot say "Penis" in your edit summary. I bet you're glad I chose to use your talk page to test that. talk 18:15, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
That might be why HOTCAT can't add Category:Penis right. --Mn-z 18:19, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks. You did this because I clogged your toilet again, right? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:32, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

Further problems to speak of[edit]

There's currently a shortage of awesome. I'm pretty sure it's your fault. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN19:40, 16 Oct

I doubt that very much. I'm like Ivory soap; almost pure. But pure awesome, instead of pure soap. Okay, a little soap. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:12, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
Ah, I love Ivory soap. 99.44% pure soap, and 0.56% badly contaminated soap. talk 20:36, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
That .56% is mostly rat feces. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:59, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
That's the point really. You're hogging all the awesome. Why don't you leave a little for the rest of us? Or rather them, as I'm not qualified to handle awesome. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:21, 16 Oct
Awesome is like The Force. It's in all living creatures. Especially the funny looking ones.'ve got a bunch of awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:52, October 17, 2009 (UTC)

A little cynical...[edit]

Forgive me for being a little cynical, but I get the feeling that Padimir Padoffski is a sockpuppet generated to win PLS. It seems odd that only a couple of days after the competition starts, a n00b is created who churns out a number of articles in extremely short succession, and edit #10 is an entry in PLS. I'm happy to be proven wrong, but I'd like to think that n00b prizes are given to n00bs to encourage them to become regular editors, not to sockpuppets for the vainglorious. Completely your call. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 01:17, 18/10/2009

I have no way of checking (only Sannse seems to, and she only uses it to increase her power by crushing political rivals). To save time, I assume that all noobs are really banned users, returning under a new name. In a couple of months, the ego will get them banned again. They'll lay low for a while, then pop up as a new noob a few months later. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:32, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
Well, either way it's a moot point now. Two edits since I wrote this and then offski. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                 
There's nothing sadder than a point that's moot. Unless it's got tuberculosis. That's a little bit sadder. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:28, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

Rules of baseball[edit]

This replacement nomination of mine is not exactly pure either. As I point out in the table, perhaps 20% of it is still substantially as it was in the article on Baseball. I made nominations in the relevant categories because someone in a Forum cited the PLS apathy as evidence of the cosmic decline of Uncyclopedia, and the two nominations I have now are my only work confined to the nomination period. You may remove this nomination if warranted, with no hard feelings. Spıke ¬  03:20 18-Oct-09

Yeah, um. That. To be safe, you have a day to cut out the non-original stuff, or you can just give up ("Give up." Tyler takes hands off steering wheel. "Just. Give. Up." Several near misses with traffic follow. Car falls off road, rolls down hill. Antagonist loses consciousness). You're having no luck with this, are you? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:43, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
I shall do no such thing, but instead withdraw the nomination. Whoever wrote the original Section 3 of Baseball (up to 7-Oct) sounds like a Brit who never watched a game, but he succeeded at humor in a few cases. A recent arrival of two months (me) should not totally discard the work that came before in order to win a prize. (No one else should either.) PS--Fantastic Four is comparable, totally within the nomination period but also not all mine. But you might enjoy it if you saw the movie. Spıke ¬  03:56 18-Oct-09
"A recent arrival of two months (me) should not totally discard the work that came before in order to win a prize." Stop being noble. That's my schtick. Really, I don't think there's a problem doing that on your own user space, which is where your article would go anyway. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:00, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
I have an opinion, but I also have a penis, and I know which needs to come first. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 04:06, 18/10/2009


Who do I talk to about it? I want rollback rights FreddCan Shredd 10:57, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

I don't know. Probably Sannes. Do you really thing you can handle them? Do you? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:19, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
She's Sense, not Sannes :Þ. And yes, I thing can handle them, and I will. I've already reverted enough vandals to feed a starving African family (my family) forever. Also, thanks, I'll talk to Sannse. Also also, you made two typos in one post, which makes me worried about your health. Please get enough sleep. Seriously. FreddCan Shredd 18:29, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
I had just woken up, thang yu vary much! Friggin' word police. *Grumble* Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:07, October 18, 2009 (UTC)


So basically, just list the articles in the order you like them? And there's only four entries this time, so am I just supposed to leave the last spot blank? - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 14:02,18October,2009

Yes, but don't start yet. It's not the 19th yet. Instead, start soon. Later, finish. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:20, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
Okay. Just to let you know, I'm going to be gone October 20-25. So looks like I'm gonna have some work on the 19th. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 17:40,18October,2009
Just five days in jail? You got off easy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:42, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
That's actually 6 days. 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, & 25. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 18:12,18October,2009
Back off, math geek. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:04, October 18, 2009 (UTC)


Can you add Category:Uncyclopedia to Uncyclopedia:Forest Fire Week? --Docile hippopotamus 22:48, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

No. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:56, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

Protecting the PLS entries[edit]

They aren't yet. Are you planning on doing that? If you're not, I'll just be leaving to vandalize my competition. :D Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 01:03, Oct 19

I'll take you on any day of the week! <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 01:38, 19/10/2009
Actually, you're the only other entry that I'm really worried about. (No offense to other, less funny writers.) But if you want a challenge, puppy, bah-ring it!!!! Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 01:58, Oct 19
I thought I had. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 02:00, 19/10/2009
Tuh! Details! Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 02:09, Oct 19
So Necropaxx, you worried that Puppy might have given a higher bribe than you? less funny writer--in your opinion but you ain't a judge so it don't mean doo doo 02:26, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
But you were expecting that <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 02:41, 19/10/2009
Can I help it if I'm so awesome that the competition pales in comparison? Also, the main reason I'm afraid of Puppy's entry is because I don't really get it. That scares me. Orian's late entry scares me too, but that's just because it's about something Scottish. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 02:58, Oct 19
Och, aye dinnae. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 03:56, 19/10/2009
Heh heh, heh. "Entry". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:04, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
Gimme a break, man. I'm at a place (not work!) where they keep distracting me with work. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:54, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
But this is your job! <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 01:59, 19/10/2009
No. If it was a job I'd be doing it half-assed. <thoughful pause> Maybe it is a job. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:36, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

Is it a problem if...[edit]

...I make HowTo:Be Homeless in America a redirect to my user page with the article? I know that probably seems like a silly request as articles in PLS will be moved to mainspace in a few days anyway. But there's an article or two that may be linked to it and I want to avoid creating future dreaded double redirects (shudder). Also that way links to my user space won't have to be changed again in a few days. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  02:24, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Does it really matter? Besides, I'm against have mainspace pages redirect to user subpages. User subpages are for works-in-progress and vanity that wouldn't survive outside the warm furry moistness of a user's flabby manbosom. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:42, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
Point taken. I'll simply link to my user space, then change the links when it goes mainspace. Thanks for the Ruling from on High advice! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  02:46, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
It's less a "Ruling from on High" and more "pulling facts out of my ass". I'm practicing to be a political pundit. Death Panels! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:52, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
No, never say that. Every word that flows from your mouth is the purest honey. By the way, how are my PLS entries going? <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 02:58, 20/10/2009
No, Puppy, you should say it's the purest virgin Sun Bee honey. Also Modusoperandi is like a stream of bat's piss, by which I mean he shine's out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark. And that comment has nothing to do with PLS. Really. Would I lie? Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:07, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Do you take requests? Can I bribe you with cookies?[edit]

Hey Mode... If I had to ask you to create me a pic (Book cover) for My article would ye be willing to? Would I have to degrade myself in any way? I am willing to if needed.

Please let me know kind sir. Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 12:19, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

What do you want on it? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:53, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
Well as you can see the current one is sucky... Anything that is mafia movie and winnie the pooh combined with the title "Winnie The Shit" on it will do...Your creativeness is not limited to anything I say, except for the characters... use Winnie as the main focus and you may include any or all of the following characters: Rabbit, Tigger, Piglet or Eeyore. Would that be doable?
I don't know if this is better, but it's something. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:27, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks so much

Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 18:36, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

It could take me a while. I work nutty hours. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:57, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

I lost where I first mentioned this, but I'd like to nominate the most current version of this pic for VFP. But when I go to the source File:Winnnietheshit.jpg, I see the first version (arm not yellow) and not the later version. But on the UnBooks:Winnie The Shit article, I see the most current version (arm yellow). I've refreshed, cleared the cache, etc., and still get the same thing. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:01, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

The only version is the newest version. Sometimes the internet is so fast that it takes time to catch up with itself. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:08, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
I have no idea what that means. But as I tend to assume that people who make statements like that are either clever and thus probably right, or crazy and thus dangerous if you disagree, I'll agree with you. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:11, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
If you click on the pic, then scroll down, the only version is the newest one. I deleted the original. So, as you can see, when you see the old one is just your fevered mind playing tricks on you.
Oh, and if you want to nom it on VFP, let me change "Winnie the Shit" (which works better in context with the page its on, rather than standalone), to "The Poohfather" or something. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:14, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
Oh, sorry, I just put it up for VFP. If you want, I can withdraw it and renom it later--or can I do that? I guess you can if you want. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:27, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

Questions about PLS for Signpost[edit]

Is there still going to be prize money? When's the next one going to be held exactly? -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 07:42 Oct 21 2009

Yes. When the next guy remembers it's late. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:44, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
Where's the money coming from? -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 07:48 Oct 21 2009
Me. I'm, like, all magnanimous 'n' shit. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:11, October 21, 2009 (UTC)


I just noticed that my PLS entry isn't locked. Of course, back in the day, no one locked their articles. Everyone just trusted everyone else to pass by their articles without breaking in to steal their words or vandalise it with Chuck Norris memes. Society's gone to shit. Anyway, could you lock it please? -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  21:26, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

Wups. They tell me that cream rises to the top. They then inform me that I'm not cream. Luckily, blood is thicker than water. Unfortunately it also results in a terrible mixed drink, even if it's in a salted glass with a slice of pineapple on the rim. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:56, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

You Owe Me[edit]

Rememeber when you couldn't help my synesthesia article? Well, you owe me. I have a news article that means a lot to me and based opn its topic, should NOT be left in this shitty state. Please fix UnNews:2012 doomsday rescheduled due to inclimate weather, other doomsdays waiting to happen. Also, you owe me one russian prostitute and a Dean Martin CD.-Almost Sir Random Crap

I'm going to tell you that I'll look at it, but what I'll actually do is stand up your page and go out with a prettier one. You'll eventually catch us together in a classy restaurant and go apeshit. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:02, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

PLS judging[edit]

When do I need to have it finished? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:49, 21 Oct

I'm not in that category, so take your time. Also this isn't my talk page. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 23:56, 21/10/2009
But you're in mine, so it would be nice to know. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 00:05, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

From 19rd ― 25st October, entries will be locked and judged.

I go by Zulu time, because that's the most awesome time, even if it includes a bunch of foreign countries with odd accents and weird food. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:20, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
I have my watch set on Zulu time. That's why I'm always several hours late. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:41, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
I wasn't informed there'd be reading involved with this. *grumble grumble* -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:29, 22 Oct
I didn't enter PLS, but I think I should win something just because I'm a girl. :D Really though why don't you have it in summer and winter when ppl are out of school? Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 00:43, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
We do. Or, rather, we're supposed to. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:02, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

You do realize...[edit]

Order your official Modusoperandi collector plate today!

that you're 2 features away from hitting 40? You'll be over the hill in no time... Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 01:26, Oct 22 2009

Ssh... I'm trying to catch up here. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 01:28, 22/10/2009
My removal of the closing carrot/karat/carat was unintentional. I had started to make a comment that I thought might make me look foolish. So I removed the comment along with your carrot/karat/carat so I would definitely look foolish. Gosh, what a plan! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  02:32, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
<!-- God, what a moron. --> It's okay. These mistakes happen, and nobody thinks any less of you as a result. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 02:36, 22/10/2009
I also had a full head of hair when I started here and I didn't groan when I stood up. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:50, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
You still have a full head's worth of hair... <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 03:55, 22/10/2009
It just sort of, migrated, so to speak. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 06:08, Oct 22 2009

Would this be stupid[edit]

Would it violate some sort of rule if I posted a message on a judge's talk page about that judge's comments about an article I entered in PLS? Or would that just be stupid? And no, I would not be trying to change someone's opinion for two reasons: 1) It wouldn't work, and 2) if it did work, it would get everyone else who entered pissed at me. Should I wait until the contest is completely over, and then make a fool of myself? Or is it OK to do it now? I know I could just wait for three days, but by then I might forget what I wanted to say. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  22:41, October 23, 2009 (UTC)

That you're worried about it is probably a good indicator that you shouldn't. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:50, October 23, 2009 (UTC)
I was afraid you'd say something sensible like that. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  23:00, October 23, 2009 (UTC)
I know, right?! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:06, October 24, 2009 (UTC)


You've taken User:SPIKE/FORTRAN out of the PLS Rewrite competition on the grounds that it is an exact copy of FORTRAN. Yes it is. I merged FORTRAN and Fortran, between 14-Oct and 18-Oct, and on 18-Oct, copied it to my user space as seems to be required for PLS. What did I do wrong? Spıke ¬  03:05 24-Oct-09

Unless I'm terribly mistaken, merging two existing pages is not a rewrite. It's a merge. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:26, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
There was plenty of rewriting. But if those are the rules, so be it. Thanks for the reply. Spıke ¬  03:36 24-Oct-09
I've just done a comparison of Fortran and FORTRAN and User:SPIKE/FORTRAN. Spike has done a fair amount of rewriting along with this merge, in that what he has produced has been significantly more then the sum of the two independent previous articles. The fact that he has changed the version in Main space to be the same as the version he is submitting to PLS is not quite within the letter of the rules, but is also not against the letter of the rules. It was rewritten during the relevant period, and is quality work. But, again, you are the casting vote and the only one that counts here, M, so completely in your hands as to what to do. (As long as it doesn't include banning me for being annoying.) <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 04:01, 24/10/2009
SPIKE should have mentioned that earlier. HOW comes??? 04:04, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
Maybe, but then again the fact that he's mentioning it now suggests that he may not have realised until today. He's said several times before that he keeps his watchlist down to a minimum (forgive me for not looking for it) and on the actual nom he does mention that it is a merge of the two articles, and looking at the history supports it. Nobody actually informed him of the fact that it had been removed from contention on his talkpage - myself included, as I did notice it and was cheering it on as an underdog, and was surprised when it was removed without comment from Spike. (God, I'm good at this devil's advocate business.) <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 04:15, 24/10/2009
Okay. I've undone what I did, and asked the judges to take into account your article. My apologies. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:21, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
Thank you. Indeed I had even taken PLS off my watch list and thus was a few days late seeing it had been Un-nominated. I have not done work in my workspace for the purpose of winning PLS; again, when I saw the gripe that the low number of nominations meant the death of Uncyclopedia, I picked my best shots and made copies in my userspace (not the other way around). This may mean that all my nominations are invalid; if so, I am happy to continue editing and leave the prizes for the people who like fame--but it's neat that y'all are looking out for me. Spıke ¬  11:10 24-Oct-09
Hardly. I'm out to get you and PuppyOnTheRadio is only protecting you because you've got his same rare blood type. It's a dog-eat-dog world here, m'lad. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:08, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

PLS thingy[edit]

I have by the end of tomorrow to give my results yes? ~ 13:23, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

What, are Jews not allowed to judge others on Saturday or something? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN13:30, 24 Oct
Yes. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:01, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
According to the Uncyclopedia Mishnah, Orthodox editors may not edit between sundown Friday and sundown Saturday, unless they're on Daylight Savings Time, in which case they get an extra hour of editing. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  18:04, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
Wait, that means Jews can't be doing the "caturday" thing on 4chan. Is that a curse or a blessing to them?-Almost Sir Random Crap
Thank god I'm not religious then. ~ 18:08, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
I thought you were a Messianic? Don't they do any crazy shit? If not, they really should invent some. It's the nutty stuff that really makes a belief stand out. Have they considered silly hats? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:12, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
What about a religious stunt, auch as a priest falling off the Empire State Building, like in those trippy action movies?-Almost Sir Random Crap
It's moot anyway. On second glance, Rataube's the Messianic, assuming he's the IP there. Mordillo's a liberal Protestant. True story. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:17, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
Wow, who let the religious dogs out? Also, FU Modus for edit conflicting me!-Almost Sir Random Crap
It's my talkpage. I can edit conflict whomever I please. Moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:27, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
*gasp*! still owe me some help on one of my articles, as well as a Dean Martin CD, remember?-Almost Sir Random Crap
I owe you nothing. All I can do is say I'll contribute if the Muse pushes me in that direction. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:39, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

What have you been huffing?[edit]

The PLS results are totally fucked up.. FreddCan Shredd 19:07, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

I'm trying to do this while doing something else (not work!). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:44, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

So when are we going to move the entries to mainspace?[edit]

Yeah. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 00:20, Oct 26 2009

Nobody's stopping you. Unless the pages are still protected. There's always the possibility of that. It's like russian roulette, but without the bullet. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:47, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, they're still protected. Which makes moving pages rather difficult for a non-admin like me. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 02:53, Oct 26 2009
Oh, wait! Some kind and extremely prolific writer-admin unprotected them! Hooray for Uncyclopedia! Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 03:03, Oct 26 2009
I set them to automatically unprotectifiy right after the judging...except the one, which was set to go off later, as I missed it the first time around and was too lazy to write in an actual date (rather, choosing "expire in 7 days"). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:06, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
I moved mine just one minute after Necropaxx posted that they were still protected and only an admin could move them. Does that mean I'm secretly an admin? ARRRRRRGGGGGG! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:19, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
Regarding mine, there is already FORTRAN in mainspace as I made an exact copy in my userspace to submit the work to PLS. Recall that, on Rules of baseball, Why? suggested I excise material written by others to make a pure submission. I have copied this article back to mainspace, with the award tag, but merged back in the best stuff that I had removed for the competition. Spıke ¬  05:13 26-Oct-09
For FORTRAN, just copy the changes over (like the category I added). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:31, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
Indeed the copy was no longer exact. This is now done, as well as responding to comments by judges T.L.B. and Under User that the article needed a better introduction for non-insiders. Cheers. Spıke ¬  12:24 26-Oct-09
Say, somebody followed my advice and it actually worked? That has got to be a first. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  16:33, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
You had advice? What was it like? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:03, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
It was like that thing that people do together. You know. That thing with all the squelching and sweat. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  05:12, 27/10/2009
Aerobics? Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  05:15, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
Jazzercise - to the music of Barry White PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  05:19, 27/10/2009

IP Vandal report[edit]

Special:Contributions/ (Isn't there some special place we're supposed to put these? I'm not sure where that is.) Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:30, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

He's been got. Also, Ban Patrol. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:51, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
I found it. Thanks! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  05:08, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

UnNews:Kids still fucking[edit]

A few days ago, I stumbled on UnNews:Kids still fucking and had one of my "damn, I wish I wrote that" moments. I really liked it, but I saw it when PLS was happening. I didn't want to post a note on your talk page then because, you know, any compliments made to a judge when judging is happening are pretty suspect. In my opinion, this is professional quality, and I like it. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  07:02, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. It's one of my favourites. And, to point out the obvious, you know I wasn't a judge, right? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:06, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, but you were setting up the competition. I know how these things work when there's millions in prize money at stake. ;) (Seriously, I knew, and you knew, but I didn't know if you'd know I knew. So that's why I waited). Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  07:20, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
You weren't? So all that sucking up I did was for nothing? I want my bribe back! PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  07:22, 27/10/2009

You're just a copycat![edit]

# 20:26, October 28, 2009 Modusoperandi (Talk | contribs) Added or changed avatar
# 20:24, October 28, 2009 Andorin Kato (Talk | contribs) Added or changed avatar

That's all you are. Hey, everyone! This guy's a great big phony! --Andorin Kato 03:28, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

First of all, yes. Second, what's it do? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:51, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
We aren't sure yet. --Andorin Kato 04:52, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
And another couldn't have been me, as I'm playing Borderlands online as we speak. As. We. Speak. So there! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:58, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

Gonzo journalism needs a Benadryl[edit]

Thanks for proofreading my proofreading. As I recall, I actually noticed Benadryl wasn't capitalized, but for some reason I forgot to correct that. Glad you caught it. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:36, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

I didn't catch it, Word did. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:52, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
Word? As in, you have a program that looks at articles for you or something? Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:56, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
Yes. And it does a terrible job! It's like me, but automated. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:05, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
Hang on, you mean you're not a bot? PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                 
You know what I use for a spellchecker? A dictionary. Also could you archive this page? Going here slows up my computer. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:42, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
No. Get a faster computer. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:48, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
You saying 3.60 GHz isn't fast enough? With that, it takes me forever to edit this page--
The last time I typed here, I typed several words, then had to sit and wait for them to appear on my screen. I don't know why. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:59, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
Don't blame me. My computer is over a year old (I know, right!), and I don't have a problem. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:14, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
I still suspect it's some code on this page--when I try to edit a section, the page still tends to jump around a lot. Although it's not as bad--it used to be I couldn't edit a section here at all, but had to edit the whole page, but when I do that my computer slows up. I suspect it's the code in someone's signature that's doing it. They probably changed their sig, so it's not as bad. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  05:18, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
Are you having problems with the sigexpand thing again? I'll change my sig again.
And on a semi related note, is this link cheating? PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                 
Since you changed your sig a while back, yours hasn't been causing me any problems. I don't know whose is, or even if it's a sig problem. It's weird, though. So's the link. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  05:26, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
It's okay - I hadn't changed my sig for about 5 minutes so I figured it was time to change it again. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                 
And yet it doesn't effect me. Hmmm. Have you tried being me? It's quite a trip, let me tell you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:24, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

I finally realized what happened. I put the proofread tag on this, and had noticed benadryl, but didn't do any proofreading--I just marked it so someone could do it before it got featured. In fact I hadn't even read the article, just glanced long enough to notice the misspelling. I'm telling you, being a time and dimension traveler can get very confusing. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  19:49, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Wow. The inner labyrinth of your mind is as frightening as it is uninteresting. I kid. Seriously, I do. It's not frightening. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:10, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
I'm incredibly fascinating in Dimension Benadryl IX. Also there I have the face of Mariah Carey and the body of Drew Carey. I keep those in the freezer. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  02:42, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

I hate partial archivists![edit]

DESPOIL PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                 

I do it just to bother you...even before you joined. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:15, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

Attn: Regarding an article hosted on your website[edit]

It's a bit late, but not as late as a late parrot. Thanks! Sir MacMania GUN[14:02 3 Nov 2009]

PS: This.
PS: It didn't appear there because it wasn't featured normally. There. I said it. That page was featured freakily. It's a freak. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:15, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

You online?[edit]

We need someone to ban this guy right now. There are no admins in IRC. You and Mordillo recently edited so I'm forlornly posting in the thin hope that someone is paying some sort of attention to the wiki. --Andorin Kato 10:50, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

...paying attention to what now? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:53, November 8, 2009 (UTC)
Ugh, thank you for finally getting him. RC is a mess; he wouldn't let up. I think more admins need to idle in IRC (not pointing fingers here, my good man) so we can whistle up the cavalry a bit quicker. --Andorin Kato 10:55, November 8, 2009 (UTC)
When I'm at the place where I normally pause to visit Uncyclopedia I can't be on IRC. And when I'm not there, I don't want to be on IRC. Ignore that last part. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:32, November 8, 2009 (UTC)


Can I get an explanation? Spıke ¬  18:19 9-Nov-09

When a user finds a page that they consider to be of poor quality, they put it on VFD. While there, other users can vote to keep or delete that page. After the votes are tallied, the page is either kept or deleted. On some occasions, it's redirected to another page or moved under a user's space so that they can work on it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:29, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
/me has fond recollection of Airplane. ~ 18:34, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
/me John, big tree! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:59, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, not an explanation of VFD, an explanation why you reverted my recent contribution. Spıke ¬  18:42 9-Nov-09

I accidentally opened it as a new window, then closed it. That's all I remember. Excuse my french, but the disparity between what I remember happening and what actually happened is pretty fucking awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:59, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
There is the slight problem of that article still having a WIP tag on. My only real ban was ZB banning me for doing the same thing. ~ 19:05, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
I would be willing to retract my VFD nomination for this reason. However, the WIP tag has been there since June and the kid has faithfully made token changes at least once a week, which renew its tenuous lease on life. A more fundamental reason is in my nomination: The kid is using Uncyclopedia to develop a fictional universe, and we have deleted pieces of it on the grounds that they don't relate to anything, they're not funny, and they're poorly written. I don't really care that HZ Corps. be deleted, but that y'all take a consistent position for or against his project. Spıke ¬  19:20 9-Nov-09
Humor is in the eye of the beholder. With the tag abuse, tell an admin next time if we miss it and it will be dealt with. Also, this is not my talk page. ~ 19:23, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
...a consistent what?! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:25, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

I didn't know of his "tag abuse" when I nominated it; studied it after Mordillo's comment. Thank you for locking the nomination before anyone voted. A consistent position--If there is a problem with this kid documenting in unfunny detail his alternate reality, do more than just shoot down the odd pages that someone stumbles across. If not, I will go do something useful. Spıke ¬  19:28 9-Nov-09

I told him. I told him good. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:56, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
OK. Although the previous section of his talk page suggests his only dealings with people here are to rudely ask for his articles back after they are deleted piecemeal, I assume you will watch the situation and I won't renominate him on VFD. Spıke ¬  20:03 9-Nov-09
You'll assume I'll something something something? Is that the best plan? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:28, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
You may have a point there. Perhaps better than politely advising him of the rules of WIP would be to explain to him exactly why his articles are disappearing, and probably will continue to do so. But even that is above my pay grade. Spıke ¬  20:53 9-Nov-09
But if I tell one person that they suck, I have to tell everybody that. I simply don't have that kind of time. Oh, and while I've got you here, you suck. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:05, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
What if you just change the Uncyclopedia potato image to a text image saying You suck. That way everybody is happy. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                 
Naw. Too on-the-nose. Also, since you stopped by, you suck. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:24, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
Well, that's two you've taken care of...Three, counting yourself. Modus, your latest post to his talk page is more like it. Only, he won't see it soon, because he's working this afternoon as Spıke ¬  21:30 9-Nov-09
I can't do anything about that. IPs are my kryptonite. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:58, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
I'm actually really impressed that he managed to keep the WIP tag alive for 5 months and still going. Also, I suck. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:24, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

Pilgrim Fathers[edit]

Ironlung reviewed my article The Pilgrim Fathers and suggested that I ask an admin to get the page/pages Pilgrims to redirect to it. I'm told people of the American persuasion don't use the term pilgrim fathers but then they can't spell either.

There is an article already listed on Pilgrim, however. I'm no judge of its worth but Ironlung says it's crap and I'd tend to agree. Anyway, I'm assuming you're an admin so I guess you get to choose whether it's a good idea / whether you can be bothered to do the suggested redirect(s). I'm not going to beg. Much. Sog1970 16:54, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

If you feel strongly about it, put Pilgrim up on VFD. If it fails and is deleted, redirect it to your page. If it doesn't, just put your page in a "see also" section at the bottom of the pilgrim page. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:54, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

Fair enough. --Sog1970 21:05, November 10, 2009 (UTC)


IRC? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:07, 12 Nov

Can't. Long story. Work. Okay, it's not so long of a story. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:22, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
LOL. Fair 'nuff. Another time then. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:25, 12 Nov
I can in.../me looks at clock...eight hours or so. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:43, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
Jesus Christ, I thought you lived in Canada? Working an overnight or something? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:46, 12 Nov
Shiftwork. I only do it because they pay me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:48, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
Funny, I feel the same way about my porn career. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:57, 12 Nov
I remember you in Two Inches of Terror 2. I was one of the lighting crew. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:09, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
Oh YEAH! I remember you. You were the one who was naked for no reason. Also, that title was very misleading. But I was flattered nonetheless. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:15, 13 Nov
I mostly just remember that the lighting crew had to bring their own flashlights. Hence the nudity. While my doctor says that it shouldn't glow like that, the Catholics keep making a shrine around it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:17, November 13, 2009 (UTC)


TEN POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 05:31, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

That's my favourite Findor! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:14, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

The Feature Q[edit]

It's empty, there's no Featured article for today. FreddCan Shredd 07:22, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

That's an outrage! An outrage! I'm so outraged that I just can't be here right now! Outrage! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:11, November 13, 2009 (UTC)!

You've defied my will![edit]

Why did you unban user:Luvvy? She's really divisive, setting users against one another. I see you reverted the change to infinite ban by Roman Bird Dog. Had you noticed I'd upped her from a week to three months before that? I'd have thought you'd revert to my original three months and maybe ask me about it before returning her rights unilaterally.

I'm giving her a three month ban again because I feel strongly, along with others, that she deserves it, and she needs to have an enforced cooling off period. She's been warned and banned time and again. Please get back to me on my user talk page about this in any case. I want to know how you weigh in. Thanks, and cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 17:15, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Spanish Inquisition[edit]

I'm doing some stuff with the religion portal, and I got confused about a couple of articles. Spanish Inquisition and Spanish Inquisition (TV show) (which has the featured template on it, which, to me, doesn't seem to belong there) seem to be awry somehow, and it seems like you're the bloke to ask about it. What's up with these? Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 18:14, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

The first is a one-joke gag and the second appears to be a feature from 2005. Our standards were, um, different then. Neither of them is particularly good. If Sophia is kind, the first one will be rewritten. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:26, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
Ok, I'll leave things as they are, except to put them both as category:Religion... if this is ok with you. Let me know if you object, so I'll know how to treat them for the religion portal; I myself like the idea of that feature... to me, it still works under current "standards". Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 18:33, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
The idea for the TV show one is alright, it just doesn't look finished. It's all steak, no sizzle, but with not much steak, either. But until somebody does them better, just leave 'em. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:43, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
If only there were some week that was set aside for people to rewrite things. Wait, a week might not be enough. Make it two weeks. And we could do it twice a year! That's like, four weeks of rewriting right there! I'm excited. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:11, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
You can't just go and "schedule" rewrites, man. Rewrites gotta run free, like the noble mountain goat or frisky electric eel. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:22, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Ok. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 18:46, November 13, 2009 (UTC)


You are. That thing you did? Not so much. Meh. I'm not even supposed to be here. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:52, 13 Nov

I doubt very much that the thing I did wasn't awesome. For one thing, it assumes that I did something. I'm sure you'll agree how crazy that sounds. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:23, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
Well I think it was awesome. I would go into more detail about exactly what I'm talking about here, but I'm kinda going for a mysterious tone of voice on this post and I think that if I did that it would totally spoil the whole thing. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 23:30, Nov 13

Awesome part the second[edit]

They discovered water on the moon. That's one step closer to my magical moon palace. One day soon I'll be there, and then you bastards will miss me! Bastards. Also, you're still pretty awesome. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:03, 14 Nov

So now the moon is made of wet green cheese? Ick. That must stink. And, yes, I do continue to be awesome. I find that half of being awesome is not having a smelly moon palace. Anyway, good luck with your moon fort or whatever. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:38, November 14, 2009 (UTC)

Please move text from user page to Forum[edit]

I need an admin! My Forum:CSS background-image is closed/archivable, but PuppyOnTheRadio continued a discussion of technical workarounds he had tried, which is now Section 8 of my user page. This section should be moved to the end of the Forum article so that people can find it. POTR promised to do it but his signature now says he is on "hiatus." Thanks for your help. Spıke ¬  12:44 15-Nov-09

Done. If I didn't do it right you have only yourself to blame. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:27, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
Looks good, thanks. Spıke ¬  00:35 16-Nov-09


Two snippets of code from the welcome you left that poor bastard:
If you need help, ask me on my talk page

Think he might get a little confused? Also, where are my pants? --Andorin Kato 09:31, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

It was all a part of my plan: appear to help him and, if he needs to ask a question, pass him off on somebody else. I'm really quite a genius. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:39, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
Noted. Also, Modusoperandi and TheLedBalloon have the same number of letters, apparently. It's like you two were made for each other. --Andorin Kato 09:41, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
It gets weirder. One is an anagram of the other. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:44, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

VFD, bis[edit]

Nothing has happened in the last week except that TKDKidXism has no contributions, and HZ Corps. has none except via IP--presumably so that TKDKidXism is free to claim he didn't see your warnings. Unless you object, I'm inclined to renominate HZ Corps. for VFD. Spıke ¬  16:14 16-Nov-09

Whatever. Don't come cryin' to me when he knocks you up. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:23, November 16, 2009 (UTC)


Ok im having a problem with vandalism by some cock sucking IP users who are editing my user page and talk page. This happen to me twice. Normally I don't care about people editing my stuff, but I dont approve of having peopele changing stuff on my userspace making me say stuff like i love boners or ass rape as people are doing that just look at the history. Is there a way for me to block editing on my userpage/talkpage so that a bunch noobs won't ruin it again, or at least have these people's ips banned to teach them a lesson. Thanks--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig2 23:04, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

Got him. And I banned a guy who was already banned. I'm on the ball. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:39, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
You mean you don't ass rape and love boners? I am so disappointed. (Seriously, glad it got stopped). Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  15:56, November 17, 2009 (UTC)


So yeah. I banned him. For a week. Fun times, that. --Flammable 05:14, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

You're a tough man to please. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:17, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

The Weird O'Reilly Factor[edit]

Congrats on The O'Reilly Factor, Tuesday May 13, 1865 getting named the third best article for October. But isn't it weird that it took the article a month to get enough votes to get featured, and then it got a score of 11.5? I guess somethings just grow on you. I think we should call this phenomenon The O'Reilly Factor. Congrats! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  15:54, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

My stuff is generally a slow burn. It's fairly rare that a page of mine doesn't take forever to fail or feature. It's tradition, really. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:32, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
In that case, I have another suggestion. We can call it The Modusoperandi Factor. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  07:09, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
Actually, a body part of mine already has that title. I've said too much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:25, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
Psssst. It's his ankles. Don't tell him I told you. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:16, 18 Nov
Then it would have to be The Modusoperandi Factors. Dummy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:47, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
Unless you're referring to them as one collective nuisance. Which is what I always do. "Yeah, I was thinking about going out with him tonight, but you know...The Modusoperandi Factor." "Oh right, right, damn those ankles. Thank God for that ass." -- Also, penis. 23:49, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
For those who are seeing this in the future after RAHB changed his signature, I feel it my sanctified duty to point out that this originally read as '"Thank God for that ass." -- Also, penis.' User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig4 23:57, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
That boy just ain't quite right in the head, I tell ya. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:21, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
Not just the head. FreddCan Shredd 17:33, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
Yes, truly, that boy just ain't quite right in the head. - Also, penis.
Hey now, don't start putting words in my mouth. That boy just ain't quite right in the head. -- Also, penis. 02:00, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
Okay. - Also, modus. 03:11, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

HEY YOU[edit]

Are you online? HELP! --Andorin Kato 08:47, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

In case you get this later and find nothing out of the ordinary and wonder what the hell I was thinking when I posted this, there's a couple IPs creating spam pages and no admins on IRC. Again. --Andorin Kato 08:52, November 21, 2009 (UTC)
Oh. I got one, and deleted his crap. Later, annoyed at how much crap he'd made, I banned him more. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:22, November 21, 2009 (UTC)
I saw! G'boy! Man, we need more like you. --Andorin Kato 09:24, November 21, 2009 (UTC)
More? There can be only one! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:31, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

A simple chop request[edit]

At least, I think it should be simple. Can you add the tagline "At least you can see it on TV" underneath "The World Is Just Awesome" with a matching font to this? I apologize for my horrible grammer, but I may or may not be drunk right now. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:26, 21 Nov

Okay. My program doesn't do text very well, which is doubly troubling, as I never learned how to read. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:57, November 21, 2009 (UTC)
Holy shit that was fast. Thanks, it looks perfect. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN19:01, 21 Nov
Don't expect me to repeat that feat. I'm all out of haste potions. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:13, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

Are VFD nominations of Userpages Invalid?[edit]

According to MrN9000, vfd noms of userpages are valid. I wanted to get another admin's opinion before I started to VFD userpages that I don't like. --Mn-z


07:11, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

I say that userpages are safe. As a general rule, this works pretty well. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:08, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
Are you sure we can't change that rule, because I was hoping to delete the sigs and user pages of some users that I don't like. --Mn-z 17:48, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
I'm trying to figure out if you're serious or not. ~ 18:13, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
I'm trying to figure out if your serious or not about you trying to figure of if I'm serious or not. --Mn-z 05:33, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
I'm having scrambled eggs. Nice and runny. I should've probably cooked them. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:33, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
Runny scrambled eggs always remind me of gobbling down semen. talk 17:41, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
Welp. Now I'm never eating scrambled eggs again. I hope you're happy. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:49, 25 Nov
Well, if by "happy" you mean "aroused"... talk 17:59, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
Get out of my kitchen. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:23, November 25, 2009 (UTC)


Sexy girls.jpg

Are you sufficiently shocked? It's like a poor man's defibrillator right here. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 15:16, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Um. Yeah. Shocked. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:13, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
That image is used on 4,426 pages. --Mn-z 17:42, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
Pah! Don't go bringing your "math" here. I just had this page cleaned. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:35, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Wanna do us a flavor?[edit]

Semi-protect this. Look at its history- the spambots love it for some reason. --Andorin Kato 22:16, November 27, 2009 (UTC)

Too slow, my good man. Mordillo beat you to it. Even though I posted on your talk page and not his. Isn't that a little eerie? --Andorin Kato 22:25, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
We are the cabal. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. ~ 22:30, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
I'll make sure to put that on my schedule. How's Tuesday after lunch? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:08, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
I thought that is when you were imposing a new world order? Join Us 19:03, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
We aren't even done with the old world order yet. I'm not going to toss out some perfectly good world order just because some new world order has arrived. What, do you think I'm made of money? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:42, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
You have a point. Now the question is has it been imposed enough. Join Us 00:56, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
That's not a question. It's got a period at the end. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:33, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
Now the question is has it been imposed enough.,!? Better.,!? Join Us 20:18, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

just FYI[edit]

In case your ears were burning, that is because we were about to talk shit about you on my talk page, but we ended up solving everying by blaming it on Canada and the Jews, as usual. Also, hope you enjoy the Festering Yeast Infection. Be careful who you let on your talk page. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 01:07, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

What in the heck is "Canada"? You foreigners and your made up places. You'll be blaming Narnia next. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:59, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

Unhuffing request[edit]

Can you unhuff BUTT POOP/VFD, and if you can't re-main-space, can I have it in userspace? --Mn-z


05:36, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

If while you are at it, can you unhuff BUTT POOP? (which I believe you said couldn't be brought to vfd until dec 24th.) --Mn-z 05:59, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
and everything else spang deleted on that subject if you can. --Mn-z 06:04, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
Done and talk to Spang. Tell him about that thing I said, of which I have no recollection. None! I'm like a blank canvas. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:06, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks, but there are still about 3 articles (and their talk pages) that need unhuff-ified. --Mn-z 06:11, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
Speaking as a user with a differing opinion, I don't think they need to be recreated. --Andorin Kato 06:14, Dec. 4, 2009 (UTC)
Can you name them? I'm not psychic. Also, talk to Spang, if you haven't already. Which you have. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:23, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
BUTT POOP That time I nearly ate apples with Mike Tyson durning my sojourn in BUTT POOP!!!! and A BUTT POOP!!!! wizard did it. --Mn-z 06:44, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
Done, done and done. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:54, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
I'd really like to see these back in mainspace. The joke works a lot better in mainspace. talk 20:41, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

OK I am freaked out[edit]

So I'm surfin' the net, clicking links, all that jazz. Then I notice a link on Yahoo!'s main page about Conservatives rewriting the Bible. Apparently they have been going at it for some time now. I click the link and it takes me to Conservapedia. Surprise, surprise. As I read the overview, I'm getting more and more alarmed. These people are serious. They are actually rewriting the Bible. Some of the doctrinal changes they are making I can understand where they came from, but removing entire stories like Jesus forgiving the adulteress and "Father, forgive them for they know not what they do"? And that's not the worst part! They are changing words to support a conservative ideology instead of the original intent! Quite frankly, I am horrified. This is cut-and-dried wrong. Why on earth do these people think they have the authority to tamper with the Bible? How can you go so off course?

You're probably wondering why I'm putting this here. Well, I'd just like to know what you think about it. No doubt you already know about it. Really though, I just want to know if I'm really seeing what everybody else is or if this is some massive prank of some sort.

I have never been more ashamed of referring to myself as a conservative, if this is what conservatives are doing. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 08:19, Dec 4 2009

Where have you been? They've been at it for awhile, and they certainly aren't the first to do it. Conservapedia is just more open about it, that's all. The adulteress story is widely considered to be a later addition, so they're probably right about that (which only proves that a broken clock is right twice a day). My favourite edits are the ones where they replace "Pharisees" with "liberals" or "people who read books and know stuff". The "redact the Bible" crowd of the Right is a tiny, tiny minority. Most of the Christians that agree with the Conservapedia-style stance on everything else are "KJV only" so, for once, Conservapedia is getting it from both sides. It won't go anywhere. It is funny though (considering that they're making liberals Pharisees when, if they paused briefly to look at themselves, they'd discover that they are Pharisees), and a little bit scary (the confidence of people who know nothing and, indeed, take pride in that fact, always catches me off guard). Of course, I'm still getting over the fact that the mother of the creator of Conservapedia, Phyllis Schlafly, spent the better part of her life going around America telling people that women should stay in the kitchen. The Right, as a group, seems to have no sense of irony. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:44, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
This is one of the reasons why I'm not religious. Also, wow, not a single pun, joke or non-sequitur in that entire block of text. You feeling alright, Modus? --Andorin Kato 08:50, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
It's hard to top a group that is already a parody of themselves. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:55, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
I agree. I fell out of my chair when I heard of this. "Conservapedia rewrites the Bible to fit idealogy" sounds like an UnNews article, and all their changes sound like the jokes in said article. Further proof that reality is stranger than fiction. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 09:12, Dec. 4, 2009
I agree, although I'm more on the side of "that's scary" than "that's hilarious!", mostly because they are deadly serious. I wrote a rant at them last night and put it on the project's talk page. If you'll remember, I'm the smexy sig with the giant block of text on it. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 14:47, Dec 4 2009
My condolences on your ban, which hasn't happened yet, but will. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:54, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
If I didn't want to get banned, I wouldn't have posted anything there. I'm also eagerly awaiting the ban reasoning. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 15:01, Dec 4 2009
Your name is Jonathan? Also, Why give a damn? Idiots rewritting the Bible will not erase the Bible that you know. Just let it be, you know, it's not the first time something of that sort happens.. FreddCan Shredd 15:13, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
This just goes to show that they're no better than the commies or the nazis, all rewriting history. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:17, 4 December 2009
Pah! Those groups didn't have the Inerrant Guidance of the Holy Spirit® on their side...even the Nazis didn't, no matter how much they thought they did. This time, you see, these guys are right. I've mentioned this elsewhere, but theology is the only science where you're never wrong. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:25, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
Not a True Conservative™. You questioned authority. Tsk, tsk. You should probably download and read The Authoritarians, so that you'll better understand a disturbing minority of people (and the amoral jackasses they tend to elect). Once we understand them, we can work on integrating them into civilized society. Of course, I'm a latte sipping, Volvo driving liberal, so what the hell do I know? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:25, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
What happened to your Prius? Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 15:28, Dec 4 2009
It wasn't pretentious enough, so I made my own car out of wheatgrass and hemp. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:41, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
Hello, sir. I'm the representetive of MAHMOOSHAMOBILE, a leading manufacturer of ecofriendly automobiles. You sir created the first truly ecofriendly car, how about you sell us the design for, say, an onion and two tomatoes? This is the best offer in the market, so please consider it, before you punch me in the cock. FreddCan Shredd 16:10, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
Heck no! I want money. Money money money money! I'm a liberal, not an idiot. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:14, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
I've also read that the adulterous story is likely a later addition, but it's still one of my favorite Jesus stories. I just assume that it's accurate, and it took generations for someone to write it down (or for the Holy Spirit to inspire someone to write it down). And people have been redoing the Bible to fit their agenda for hundreds of years (the NIV is one of the few that doesn't censor a lot of the dirty parts, such as some parts of Ezekiel). Did you know that, under United States Federal Communications Commission (FCC) guidelines up through the late 20th century, there were parts of the King James Bible that, if read on air, would automatically fall under obscenity laws? A friend and I have had a laugh or two thinking about someone getting arrested for reading the Bible in America. As for conservative/liberal, here's an equation for you: conservative icon = dead liberal. User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig4 02:09, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

249 cents, final[edit]

In cash, so you can buy onions, tomatoes and potatoes as much as you like.. That's my final offer, non negotiable. FreddCan Shredd 16:35, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

Naw. I'm waiting for Texaco to call. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:57, December 4, 2009 (UTC)


Judging from the comments on Spang's talk page and other sources, it appears that a significant number of users like that page. Could you possibly work out some sort of compromise on that issue, before I'm forced resort to such juvenile as annoyifiying my sig and the like.? --Mn-z


05:54, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

...speaking of deja vu... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:05, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
Yes, but now I claim consensus. --Mn-z 06:06, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
So you want Spang and myself to wrestle in a nerdy grudgematch for the ages? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:07, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
More or less. But what you did was helpful. --Mn-z 19:53, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
So they're not going to have this gay wresling match, where the winner gets to fuck the loser with a steel dildo? For shame. FreddCan Shredd 19:59, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
I think that your comment reflects more on your psyche than it does mine. Or anybody elses. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:03, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
What's a phyche? And how does stuff reflect on it? FreddCan Shredd 04:02, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
My point exactly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:22, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
. Is this your point? Sorry, I didn't know it was yours,,, Can I still use it please? It dont wont to end my sentences with a comma, FreddCan Shredd 04:28, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
Are you off your meds again? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:32, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
Naw, They expired yesterday, FreddCan Shredd 06:20, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
I'd like to reiterate that I want to see this article back in mainspace. The whole joke is that it's an article that wouldn't be deleted on VFD because VFD voters often vote on stupid rationales. If it's in userspace, then... it won't be deleted on VFD because userspace isn't taken to VFD. Sort of ruins the joke, I think. talk 20:43, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
So you want Spang and myself to wrestle in a nerdy grudgematch for the ages? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:07, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
That's not the optimal solution, but, you know, here we've got at least four regular editors who want the series in mainspace; we've got you, who would at least tolerate the series in mainspace; and then we've got Spang saying "Fuck all y'all." Something isn't right here. talk 21:24, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
Spang, as before, is the one you have to convince. I'm not getting into an edit war with another admin unless it's damn well necessary, and by "necessary" I mean "to save that thing I wrote that one time, which was awesome". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:29, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
typical badgering
Can you try working out some sort of compromise with Spang, like a vote or something on whether or not to mainspace the articles in question? I think that will work better than me and Hype badgering everybody until it gets re-created. And, he's actually edit warring because that thing you said that one time about not bringing that one article to VFD for a month. --Mn-z 06:22, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
*Sigh* Spang is the only person here you have to convince. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:57, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

Deletes and Reverts[edit]

Your welcome message says "Never recreate a deleted article. Never redo a reverted edit. Never." Yet I got in trouble after someone else redid my reverted edit, and a certain user here recently got two previously huffed articles featured. Could you clarify this for a person who has a habit of asking annoying questions? Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  02:15, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

Yes. I didn't write "my" welcome template. I just stole it from someone else. I hope that clears things up. (Alternately, "Never recreate a deleted article" applied to noobs, who have a habit of making a bad page, coming back a day later to find it was deleted, then remaking the exact same page the same way, with the same lack of quality. "Never redo a reverted edit" may refer to the fact that it's better to discuss the edit with the editor, rather than engaging in a revert war) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:19, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
All right, thanks. But maybe the "Never recreate a deleted article" could be softened a bit. As it happens, the huffed article that was later featured was recreated by a noob who was told "you're doing it wrong" and fortunately ignored the advice. And there's already the warning when someone's trying to write a previously huffed article, basically saying are you sure you want to do this? I don't see that it's any worse to write an article on, say, Archery just because it was huffed than it is to start an article on Archery when it wasn't huffed. On the other hand, you may get some anally-retentive type like me who will be told "never" and who will still be following that policy 20 years later. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  06:07, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
By re-create a deleted article, it is probably meant recreating deleted content, not creating a new article with the same page-name as a deleted one. --Mn-z 06:11, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
While I agree with Why? that the message is misleading, I don't think it's a serious problem. If a new user sees a generic message telling him not to create a certain page but does it anyway, he's either an idiot and his ban was inevitable, or he's able to think critically and interpret the message like Modusoperandi and Mnbvcxz did, in which case he just might be a good writer. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:15, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
I'll assume you weren't intending to insult me, but I did say had I gotten that message I might still be following what I thought it meant 20 years later. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  06:34, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
I wasn't trying to insult you. What you would have done is ask someone if you can recreate a page 20 seconds later from when you decided that you wanted to create it. That's a valid approach too. To each his own. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:40, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
Damn, you already know me that well? You're right, of course. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  08:00, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
Ok cool. In that case, I think it would clear it up if the wording were changed, maybe to "Never recreate a deleted article--you can make a new one under the same name, though." But then I doubt most new users would know how to recreate an article that had been huffed anyway. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  06:31, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
I think I stole it from TheLedBalloon. Talk to him. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:56, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
Ah, do I have to? Isn't he like this really big, heavy bag of air? All right, I will. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  08:02, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

Possible dramaz[edit]

At the last section of User talk:Meganew --Mn-z


20:09, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

I dealt with it. I think. To be honest, there's a blank in my memory and now my hands are covered in blood. No, wait...ketchup. Whew, that was close. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:36, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
Holy crap I just put something here I meant for Mordillo's talkpage. Anyway. Good job with that thing. I'd give you a cookie but I don't want you getting fat. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:13, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
Well that's fine, because Modus is I and I is Modus. Also, you still called me Modus on my talk page, which proves my previous point. Moose anyone, eh? ~ 07:52, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
So Mordillo looks like me, eh? The only question left, then, is which one is the Mirror, Mirror version of the other. (Hint: I have the goatee) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:05, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
Does that mean you are not Spock? Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  08:17, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
Did Spock have a sense of humoUr? Join Us 05:13, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
I would say yes, although he hides it much of the time. He possesses a subtle wit. Data, on the other hand, not funny. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  21:29, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry man -[edit]

One of us, me or Happytimes, was a bit overzealous with Happytimes_vs_Multiliteralist. The latter version was correct, could you please send it back from oblivion? Thanks half a million in advance! -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 08:56, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I second that... Or maybe forth it or somethings.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  08:58, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
Done. I assume. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:17, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks - now it's on QVFD list again, is there a glitch or is it normal in these cases? Anyway, I copy/pasted the text into my userspace so whatever happens with it I can retrieve it and put it under a different name if it gets fucked. Thanks so far. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 10:28, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
I hate to point out the obvious, but it is vanity. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:40, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
But, it is a sub-page though. Although, shouldn't the whole unlegal project be in userspace? --Mn-z 19:41, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
Nah.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  02:09, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Attention Judgeries![edit]

All turkies are now in the oven. You now have seven days to comply with your judgery duties. Please place all scoring here. If you can't judge for any reason, please let me know on my talk page. Now go and judge, you're wasting valuable time. ~ 18:35, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

I'm all over it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:44, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Attention Judgeries![edit]

All turkies are now in the oven. You now have seven days to comply with your judgery duties. Please place all scoring here. If you can't judge for any reason, please let me know on my talk page. Now go and judge, you're wasting valuable time. ~ 18:36, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

I've completely forgotten about it already. Remind me again when it's time to judge. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:44, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

I just heard your name on TV[edit]

Barney said your name on The Andy Griffith Show. What's weird is that television show hasn't been made for decades, so it's like they knew you'd be coming. Weird. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  22:37, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

I was there, man. Who do you think made Andy a widow? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:44, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
Wow! That explains so much. And all this time I thought it was because of sour mash and "the curse."  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  05:46, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
"Oh my God, you killed Mrs. Andy Taylor! ...You bastard!" Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  06:02, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
My favourite episode was the one where I convinced Andy that Otis Campbell did it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:27, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Hey Modus![edit]

Well, I suppose I'm back-ish for a little bit. I'm taking a little siesta from book writing. I got about 10k words in and realized that I was really unhappy with the chronology and tone. It's tough to simply tell a story and let the reader add 2+2 themselves when you're so emotionally attached to the subject matter. Too much analyzing, not enough story-telling. I know how I'm going to fix those issues but I need time to mull and ponder again. So, why not kill a little time here? Or at least a few brain cells.....It's bloody cold outside, blah blah blah, stuck in the house while trying to save money, blah blah blah blah, it's boring around here, blah blah blah. Maybe I should sell some of those blah's for extra cash or write another neurotic screed about life in my house/neighborhood that nobody will understand? Or perhaps change from blah's to yaddas? Cheers! --DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  17:55, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Short form writing is hard enough. I can't imagine maintaining it for a whole book. And why are you replying to my comment on your talkpage on my talkpage? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:59, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
I'm an anarchist. I actually have the whole story in my head, its just a matter of scooping it out in a palatable form - perhaps tasting like berries and cinnamon.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  20:19, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
Me too! I don't believe in narchs either. Small world. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:45, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Request for Deletion[edit]

Can you please delete the user page "Canadian user with so many sock puppets" as it appears to have no redeeming value - meerly the userpage of an individual who came here to mess around. And FYI: you may not a similarity in IP addressess between his and mine as I am his roomate. I am only here to have some fun. Thanks. 19:25, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

So, let me get this straight:
1) You, an IP, want me to delete the userpage of a user who has been banned? In what universe does that make sense and, more importantly, do they have nachos?
2) You, an IP, are a user's roommate? If you are his roommate, if that is in fact your real name, what colour are Canadian user with so many sock puppets' eyes? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:44, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
It was just a question. I figured you wouldn't care since it is extremely unlikely that anybody would notice this page's absence. 21:04, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
Liek ur mum lol. User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/Sig Punk 22:49, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
You're a terrible roommate. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:07, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
His mother is a terrible roommate too. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:37, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah. She's always hogging the bed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:50, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
I have a creeping suspicion that this "roommate" has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and has served two tours of duty in Afghanistan. talk 08:58, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
I have a black belt in Tae Kwon MO and it took me two hours to pinch off a doody in your bathroom. Black belt or no, you probably don't want to go in there for a while. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:10, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
What sort of egoistical bastard names a form of marital arts after themselves? --Mn-z 18:23, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Request for Deletion[edit]

If you could remove Category:Things George Bush doesn't care about from the inexplicably protected User:Dscottcool/Effect of Dragons on Global Warming, it would certainly improve the visual look of that category. Just saying, is all.

Actually, I just want to say one more thing. In my opinion, a lot of categories are ruined by having too many people stick them in their userspace, where I'm not supposed to touch anything. Is there any chance we could consider the concept of segregating "article categories" and "userspace categories"? And removing "article categories" from userspace? talk 00:35, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

How would removing it from that page improve the look of that category, which has a bunch of other user subpages on it?
How would making things more complicated make them better? You do know that this is Uncyclopedia, right? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:50, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
To answer your questions: 1) That particular page has such a long title that its column smashes the column with actual articles in it; and 2) I'm not asking about anything more complicated than "Sure, go ahead and take popular article categories off of people's userpages." talk 01:05, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
1) It displays fine to me. Have you tried being me?
2) Start a forum and watch that idea die a grissly death. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:29, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
I did try being you once, but I found that I don't care for the smell of patchouli oil enough. Hmm. Maybe instead of proposing it, I should just do it and see if anyone notices/bans me. talk 01:33, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
It's baby oil, actually. I've said too much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:42, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
On a related note, wouldn't any page with a verbose title do the same thing? --Mn-z 19:28, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
Um, yes. Yes, it would. I don't know, I just spent like three hours fixing that category and then I was like "Fuck! It still looks like shit!" Maybe there's nothing to be done. talk 19:43, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
It seems like you'd need to ask Spang about this if you want to force the column widths to be even. You could also put a really long title in every column, but even that doesn't seem to work too well. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:38, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
Due to the nature of categories, they will look like crap irregardless of what is done to them. --Mn-z 16:56, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
While I can't dismiss the possibility, I find it highly improbable that pages with verbose titles would cover me in baby oil. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:16, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
We could test that. Go take a shower, visit Scrub typhus: the geographic distribution of phenotypic and genotypic variants of Orientia tsutsugamushi, and then mail me some of your clothing for me to sniff run scientific tests on. talk 23:20, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
Clothing? You don't know me at all. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:59, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
Then are you in puris naturalibus? I think there's a template for that. (I'm practicing my Latin for the Uncyclopedia Legal Department). Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  17:37, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
You're practicing a dead language for a website nobody cares about? What did you do to make you hate yourself so much? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:57, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
I'm hoping that, if I do good enough here, I'll be qualified to create my own page on Geocities. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  23:02, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
Web 1.0 is due for a comeback. That's why I'm investing all my money in animated gifs. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:03, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
Go for it. I still use Netscape Navigator 1.2. And while you're doing your investing, did you notice that I diplomatically avoided mentioning there's a certain user here on this worthless site who made a user name out of that same dead language? Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  23:06, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
Easter Islandian is hardly a dead language. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:22, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
It is in rerum natura for categories to look like crap. It says that in the Torah. Only in Hebrew. User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig7 17:41, December 15, 2009 (UTC)


Hi there. Would you, or another admin here at Uncyclopedia be able to delete my user page, talk page, and any subpages that I have? Thanks in advance. Cheers! Ivan Kricancic 08:31, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

You want me to erase you from history? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:51, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
Yes, I would like that. I think it's the best course of action. (Sorry for the late reply) Ivan Kricancic 10:14, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
Why do you want me to erase you? Are you ashamed of loving Uncyclopedia? Did Uncyclopedia hurt you, somehow? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:14, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
Seriously? Didn't you read what's on the guy's userpage? There's some serious stalking and personal attack shit on his page. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 15:30 • Thursday, 17-12-2009
Still, I don't feel good about it. I feel like Stalin. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:46, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
So what? I feel like Pukin' all the time, and you don't see me complaining, do you? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 15:51 • Thursday, 17-12-2009
No, but that does explain why my rosebushes are dying. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:30, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

SO LEIK IZ IT GUD ENUF?[edit] I hope so. Hopefully funneh enough to be featureable in time for Xmas.--Sir Shandon GUN.png (Talk) (Trophy Room) 17:23, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

You've got competition. I'm having my adoptee make a Christmas Reskin, so I hope the cabal will let us know what is to be featured on Christmas day. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:39, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
Christmas? Pah! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:25, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Hack up request[edit]

File:Adultsteph.jpg is being used in a choose command, I assume it was deleted because it appeared to be unused. --Mn-z


18:33, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Images that are huffed are huffed permanently. The "View and restore deleted pages" for the last revision of it is "[[Category:Vampires]] [[Category:Nonnude Boobage]] [[Category:Boobage Images CA]]". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:50, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
Seriously? The godawful images on Jean-Bédel Bokassa were deleted and restored months later. What can Ljlego do that you can't? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:23, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
Everything, apparently. The computer tells me that it's not there. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:48, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
Maybe the problem is that you just don't believe in yourself. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:50, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
Well, it is true that I'm unsure about the status of my existence. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:55, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
It's the secret unhuff button! The secret one! ~ 23:00, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
Sure. That. How'd you do that? What'd I miss? Was it competence? Did I miss competence? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:02, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
I think you took the day off on that class. Something about going to the Niagara Falls? You just do a normal restore and the file gets restored along. The only difference is that you can't see it in the preview. ~ 23:06, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
Oh. That's stupid. My way is funnier. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:10, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

You sir![edit]

Would you mind making a potato santa logo for Xmas? I mean, I know you're all heathens and stuff but you might as well enjoy your holidays before you go to hell. A Jewish hell. ~ 13:35, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

And what exactly would a Jewish hell be like, Mr. Mordillo, sir??? Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 14:12, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
Loads of Jewish grandmothers making you put on a sweater. ~ 14:45, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
Arggggghhhhhh! (/me flees in terror) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 14:49, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
I'd say it's a hell, just like any other hell, but the guardians speak Hebrew. Or English with a Hebrew accent. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 14:54 • Wednesday, 16-12-2009
Jewish women make no sense.
Jews are kind of like Russians. You look at their young women, and you look at their old women, and all you can think is "How in the living fuck do you get from A to B?" talk 16:16, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
In the case of Russians - vodka. Jewish women - hmm. Must be the chicken soup. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:20, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
Must be the guilt. Also, I think Israeli women are the worse in the Jewish world ~ 16:45, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
She's not so ugly. It's the M4 that makes her look fat. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 17:05 • Wednesday, 16-12-2009
Wouldn't mind seeing her do a Gaza strip... Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:18, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
Who knew that Christmas spirit would be so starchy? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:16, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
Why does potatosanta have 3 eyes? Is the potato genetically mutated? It's weird, having a cross-eyed santa roaming about, randomly popping presents.. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 17:26 • Wednesday, 16-12-2009
You're takin' an awful chance taunting potatosanta. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:28, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
POTATOSANTA! (thanks Modus) ~ 19:10, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
Can you make a transparent background to work with the front page? ~ 19:14, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
I don't know. I've read the help section in my application's help thingy on transparencies and saved (and uploaded) four different versions of it (three as PNG), but they all look the same to me (they display with the "checkerboard" transparent layer in the program, but when uploaded the background is white). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:12, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
Well, I tried it, but it doesn't look transparent on the front page :( ~ 23:49, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
There's a reason for that. Personally, I blame the Christmas cheer. Damn you, Christmas cheer! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:53, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

VFD invalid nom[edit]

Someone nommed a sig, could you please fix that? --Mn-z


16:21, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

You kids and your tomfoolery. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:37, December 18, 2009 (UTC)


Yeah, well...I threw the ball at the bottles, but the bottles didn't even budge. Damn carnies. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:55, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
They make a fine ChiliConCarine, in fact what to try some? Join Us 04:49, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
I went to ChiliCon last summer. It was pretty sweet. I got, like, everybody famous to sign my hot pepper. Even Neil Gaimon, who seemed to be at the wrong convention. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:47, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
I had a ChiliCon-artist come to my door the other day. He said he could paint my garage with chili and I found out it was a fake after I tasted it and it was tomato soup. I still need to find that guy and get my hundred bucks back. Join Us 05:05, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
What did you expect for a hundred bucks? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:37, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Ha Ha Ha I wuz Right u wuz Wrong![edit]

I nommed File:Winnniethepoohfather.jpg and you said it wouldn't get featured and it did. I wuz right! And don't say you didn't say it wouldn't cuz I know you did! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I win! (Also, congratulations). Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:07, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah. I'm man enough to admit that I was wrong. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:52, December 19, 2009 (UTC)


Hi, I have just wrote an article that parodies the social phenomenon on Uncyclopedia known as Drama. Seeing as its become a bit of a problem in the past few months (years?) I thought it would be quite cool to make a section at the bottom of the article about other users' opinions of Drama. So I thought I'd invite you to write one, preferably humourous. It's no big deal if you don't want to, but if you are interested, you can come up with a quote and either leave it here on your talk page and I'll add it later, or you can go straight to the article itself and add it there. Any suggestions on improvement are also welcome. Thnx. --Matfen 00:47, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Article link here.

I'll add to it if anything suitably dramatic comes to me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:38, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Since Mordillo and RDB left immediately when I asked them to get on IRC...[edit]

You mind getting on? I could ask Zim who already is on, but I don't think he's familiar with the user I want to talk about. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:00, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

Can't right now. IRC is full of filth, anyways. There's no room for my brand of introspective, deep, intellectual humour. Poopy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:09, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
All right. Zim is looking at it and RDB knows about it. Just so you know, it has to do with that guy who liked furries. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:18, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
I wish you people wouldn't talk about me behind my back like that. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:26, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
If you're trying to make us feel guilty, it's not working. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:07, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
What do you mean "you people"? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:08, Dec 22
Syndrome is a racist! Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 22:10, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
Shall we ban Dexter and call it a night? ~ 22:11, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
"We"? That's possibly the least appealing threesome I've ever been offered a part in. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:55, December 24, 2009 (UTC)


So, Fag changed the spelling of the title in Your estimate of how long to reheat the lasagne from the American "lasagna" to the British/Italian "lasagne." (See: Wikipedia:Lasagna). That doesn't bother me, but I'd like the spelling of the word to be consistent throughout the article. Could you, or some other helpful admin, either A) move it back; or B) change all the "lasagna"s to "lasagne"s within the text of the article? I'd do it myself, but it's protected. Thanks! talk 19:04, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

You should be able to change the text. You are "autoconfirmed" aren't you? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:08, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
Oh, I guess it was semi-protected. Okay, I fixed it. In closing, I would like to point out that the Queen's English is GAY. talk 19:10, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
It is. Don't listen to them when they blame it on the French. The British invented poofery. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:12, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
And Commonwealth English is a form of Liberal Bias. --Mn-z 19:14, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

Protected Image[edit]

It appears that File:SovietGM.png was cascading protection for some reason, and I really can't see why an image would need cascading protection ever (I don't think we're protecting the current feature anymore). This is preventing me from categorizing File:MrT.gif. --Mn-z


01:40, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

If you don't know why an image wouldn't need cascading protection, you don't know much about images. Neither do I, as a matter of fact. That's why I make stuff up. For instance, it's because it's linked to a template in some magical way that it doesn't appear to be so on "what links here". As for the Mr T fiasco, you can't categorize Mr T, fool! What cats did you want to add to it? He says that there's not way I'm gonna put him in a category, but we all know that I will. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:13, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
Cascading protection prevents regular users from editing any template or image on the protected page. If File:SovietGM.png had only regular full protection, then I could then categorize File:MrT.gif. I can not think of any reason that image would need cascading protection. Also, looking at the logs, it appears it was protected because its a used unused image, which isn't necessary. --Mn-z 17:22, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
There. I changed the thing in the place. If we all die now, I'm blaming you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:26, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
But if we all die, you won't exist to blame me. --Mn-z 19:09, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
Pah! Don't go cluttering this page with so-called "facts"! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:42, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
Did you know the potato is 80% water and 20% solid? talk 20:44, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
What if they're mashed? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:46, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
Did you know that a six-ounce baked potato, with skin, contains just as much vitamin C as a small orange? talk 21:37, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
Well duh. How do you think they make oranges? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:42, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
P.S. We all DID die... but I fixed it (but only on the condition that Modusoperandi didn't blame Mnbvcxz, and that I get an extra paid weeks vacation this year).  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ 
You've got to pay closer attention when messing with the fabric of the universe. My part was on the left. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:21, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
Sorry! (By the way, I'm your great-great-pretty awesome-great-grandfather now... sorry about that too.)  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  08:14, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

Shameless Fan LOVE[edit]

[email protected] Lisalisa.jpg(Meow!)(Contribs) 05:10, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I am pretty awesome. Also, pretty. Lastly, awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:25, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
I do concur, if I may.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 05:39, 28 December 2009
You may. You may, indeed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:01, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
180px-Symbol apathy vote.svg.png Meh. Well, I made this in your 'Honoré' sir.  ;)  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 16:47, 28 December 2009
You made what in my honor? Pie? Is it pie? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:33, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
180px-Symbol apathy vote.svg.png Yes pie. 180px-Symbol apathy vote.svg.png Pie is what I made you. Now you are awarded –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 17:40, 28 December 2009

Hurrah! Irrational numbers are the best numbers. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:52, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
Oh, I see now. You made a template that included my apathy pic. Apologies for my confusion. Still, I'm keeping the π. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:49, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
Mm,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m, π!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  08:16, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

Top 10 2009[edit]

Shall we do it as we did last year? ~ 14:49, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

Should I start whoring our article from now? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 15:37 • Tuesday, 29-12-2009
We did something last year? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:59, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
I'll hand it over on the 16th. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:42, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
Also, is one of you gentlemen gonna take care of setting up the otYs? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:07, Dec 30
I'll take care of it. ~ 16:43, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
Okay, the top of the month is ready to go (I just have to remember to update the Top3 thingy by the end of the 31rd), then on the 16st the Top 10 of 2009 is almost done (it just needs the top of December). Lastly, there's a hole in my left sock. There's a big toe on that foot that's trying to make a break for it. It won't get far. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:07, December 31, 2009 (UTC)


Ve haff rekorded your viße decision to pürchase der Mutter - Mein Endlosung collectible doll und are überjoyed to be able to inform you dat as a reßült you haff earned der gratitude of der Party.

No problem. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:52, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

Please fix Monitor[edit]

Say Modusoperandi I screwed up. I marked Monitor to be Proofread but then nobody, including me, ever got around to proofreading it. I just proofread it. Could you or some other Admin type fix it so the proofread version is featured? The currently-to-be-featured version has some major goofs. Thanks.