User:Monkey Feet

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This user page is incredibly stupid. Extended viewing may cause nausea, vomiting, constipation, fish, telephone, taco, pickle, anal seepage, low gas milage, blindness, more constipation, Chuck Norris roudhouse kicking you, Mike Tyson biting your ears off, yet another bout of constipation, Tom Cruise beligerantly assalting your living room furniture on national television, pants, or all of the above.


Hammer time!

This page is protected by Chuck Norris. Vandalize at your own risk.

Hi, this is JJmetesh, and I have a lot of free time. Yay free time!

Some things you all should care about:

  • Create the friggin' Fred the Monkey page again!


If you should feel the need to vandalize, please do it here

This user completely enjoys pie
This is not a real award. Those of you dumb enough to think I deserve one should be keel-hauled
Yay spinning!!
3.1415927... This user completely enjoys pi



I like cheese

"Dear Tom Cruise, Your lack of belief in the existence of clinical depression tells me one thing: you didn’t spend $10. to see War Of The Worlds. If vitamins can possibly help me out of this spiraling funk, please let me know which ones. Dinos? Pebbles? Freds? Please, I’m crying out for help." - Alton Brown, Food Network host of Good Eats and Iron Chef America

How do you like them apples, Tommy?

Look at those potatoes
Wimpy the fat Hamburger guy from popeye I think. Maybe not. I'm not entirely sure, but he has a striking resemblance. Still, he could be someone else. Like Curtis Conrad. Who smells of rotten fish. He is the antichrist, which is bad. He also eats like a horse and claims superiority to Chuck Norris. Which we all know is wrong. ♪Do Do Do♪. Am I still typing? I guess I forgot to stop. oh well. I have nothing better to do. Curtis smells like feet!!

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  • "Make Poop" by Mr. Safety
  • "Malignant Defecation" by Carcass
  • "Mister Hankey (the christmas poo)" from South Park--he's small and brown and comes from you!




Huffing kittens is immoral. Curtis Conrad huffs kittens