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I would write an article about myself, but why do that, when I can be lazy, and use userboxes instead.

Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Sunglasses.jpg This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.
Keys.jpg The Flying Spaghetti Monster and Alicia Keys love this user, and He has blessed this page.
Happysatan.jpg Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
Mr rubber ducky.gif This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

IP This user's IP is

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Chickenbox2.0.png This user raises their own chickenbox.
C:\>_ This user contributes using DOS.

Pirates do it till you walk the plank.

Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

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sub subliminal!
Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns.
Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.

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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
NO This user doesn't care.
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Nuvola apps important.png This user hates you and everyone you care about.