User:Mr. Epic Fail
Mr. Epic Fail
Failures occurring right now since you entered this article:
“He's a great worker! He proudly serves communism--I mean, democracy!”~ Mario on Mr. Epic Fail working for Mario
“I wish I could be like him. He always appear on pictures on Google search. I only get a FEW pictures with MY NAME!!!”~ Mr. Epic Win on Mr. Epic Fail being on many photos of failing
“He looks delicious!”~ A hungry grue on Mr. Epic Fail
“In Soviet Russia, you ARE Mr. Epic Fail!”~ Russian reversal on on Mr. Epic Fail
“Oooooo...you're an epic failure! You got ran over! Epic fail! Epic fail, fail, fail, fail, FAIL!!!”~ Some annoying n00b down the street near you on Failing--which is the result from Mr. Epic Fail.
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Run now, Mr. Epic Fail's Taahgaarxians WILL kill you! FUCKING RUN!!
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should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.
|This page is a work in progress
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...and belongs to the human race, the only real race on Earth!
|This user is American|
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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| This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.|
this user is a little floating ass
Now get the fuck out!
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Welcome! Welcome, welcome, welcome to the article about Mr. Epic Fail! You've officially been BRAINWASHED by entering this article! We advice you to turn around or you'll fall into a deep cavern full of Grues. (Yes, we're serious. YOU are gonna get eaten by Grues unless you get out of this freakin' place!
I am truly
pissed overjoyed you get to come here! Welcome <insert name here>! I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey, Adolf Hitler, the Partially Huffable Kitten, Jesus, Buddha, Tom Cruise, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster for helping me create this piece of shit brilliance. The name is Justin Vuong, by the way, you n00b. 'Mr. Epic Fail--The World's Source of All Things that Fail 19:46, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
Hobbies? What is this hobby you speak off? Whatever it is, those bombs count? No I am not terrorist, but you can consider me a terrorist's pet. I also like long beaches during the sunset...you know, polluting the ocean and all. Oil spill is great too! 'Mr. Epic Fail--The World's Source of All Things that Fail 19:46, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
In the beginning, there was Mr. Epic Fail. He created one of the world's worst inventions of all time. Examples are Farmville, Atari 1300, and some other Bullshit. (Surprisingly, Farmville has successfully made many brainwashed and crazy over it! Looks like the New World Order is near completion! YES! Anyways, everything a failure was all because of me, right? Hitler, who failed in the end, owes credit to me. Everything! Except the Vietnam War...it's a hoax.
About Mr. Epic Fail
Mr. Epic Fail is a failure when you come to think of it. He was sent to prison for failing so much and completed five full sentences in jail already. He is obviously, a n00b, so no denial. He frequently goes on Facebook and spams people frequently. Most experts agree that he should a get a life and start doing pleasurable activities. He is the member of the Seventh Day Adventist Church, and he says its not a cult...well, not as much as those wacky Scientologists and their evil imperial alien overlord or those Mormons. He works for that fat Italian plumber guy who jumps on those idiotic turtles and happily supports
communism democracy. He REALLY does. He also hates red links and will DESTROY anyone whose article has one! If he sees one...many things will happen...
This user is always revved up by crack and will go like a crazy delusional madman and will kill your little brother!. We advise you to find him and shoot him. It is best so he will not kidnap the love of your life. We STRONGLY recommend you to get a Grue so it can kill Mr. Epic Fail--and hopefully, you will have a few more moments to live.World War II (even though those stupid historians say not, we believe Mr. Epic Fail did it, after all, this war was a failure in the first place--well at least for the Axis.), and the re-election of George W. Bush.
Anything Else?Yes we do. We can tell you that Mr. Epic Fail is underage, he's one of those evil 12-years old who try to mess up our holy mother, the Internet. His parents were from Vietcong Hut so he's a Vietnamesian, although he prefers to be dubbed an Americanized Vietnamesian. Some people claim he's "smart" but just look at what he made us put on this article? Do you think he's smart???
He also has a YouTube account but he never upload a video--fearing that the FBI will identify his location and gun him down. He only surfs on it to watch some stupid videos of Legos or Robot Chicken. He is, unfortunately, an Wikipedian, but he does not do anything on it, which is a good thing. Plus...he does not like Freemasons or Freemasonry or the Illuminati--because they kept on using the power of Satan to win in all the gambling fights...
Mr. Epic Fail Requests...
An article for the following:
- Rosalinaism--the study of Rosalina from Super Mario Galaxy. (Companion to the current article, Mariology.)
- Evony--the MMORTS game which is similar to Civilization
A more efficient article on the following:
YOU....NEED.....TO....GET MOVING BY MAKING AN ARTICLE, SOLDIER. DO YOU HERE?!? GET OUT OF THIS USERPAGE AND GO MAKE MR. EPIC FAIL PROUD, YOU! 'User:Mr. Epic Fail--The World's Source of All Things that Fail 04:01, June 1, 2010 (UTC)