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Basic Info for Mr. 36[edit]

  • Real Name: Classified
  • Profession: Ninja by day, PC Technician by night.
  • Height: 6'1"
  • Weight: 180 lbs.
  • Drives: Your mom, and she is one smooth ride.
  • Rolls with: Crips
  • Favorite Band: Spinal Tap
  • Religious Affiliation: Church of Cthulhu

Secret Societies[edit]

Mr. 36 is a member of the following secret societies:

  1. The Illuminati
  2. Majestic 12
  3. Knights Templar
  4. Heavenly Order of Fnord
  5. Freemasons
  6. Hashshashin
  7. Sons of Liberty
  8. The Giga Society
  9. Priory of Sion
  10. The Club of Rome
  11. Order Militia Crucifera Evangelica
  12. "The Society"

Secret Societies Mr. 36 couldn't find time to be a part of[edit]

These secret societies have been trying to get Mr. 36 to sign up, but Mr. 36 just couldn't be bothered by such puny matters

  1. Skull and Bones
  2. The Seven Sages
  3. Wu Xing Hui
  4. Yakuza

Background of Mr. 36[edit]

  • Has once scored 36 points in 36 minutes of Basketball
  • Has the world record for most individual words of a Fall Out Boy song comprehended (36)
  • Once tied 36 Gummi Worms together and swallowed the resulting chain whole
  • Once had sex for 36 hours straight, then slept for another 36 straight hours
  • Is the 36th richest person on earth, but they don't want you to know that
  • Has secretly placed 36 fnords on this very page
  • Has 36 nuclear bombs under his bed
  • Once ate a 36 course dinner, then asked "What's for dessert?"
  • Has just finished ordering 36 ninja assassins to find and eliminate Hillary Clinton
  • Has a water-bed filled with Jell-o 36 times larger than Adam West's

Current Articles Mr. 36 is working on[edit]