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Whatever happens also do not watch the full version.
Rather than doing that, it's far better to post a message to this user telling him that you know everything contained in this video is wrong, or that this should not be here in the first place.

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“If you are vegan, are you allowed to swallow semen? Does it depend if it's from a human, or what if it's your own?”


Articles MrN created (Latest first)


MrN9000 is currently working on has forgotten about

Maybe he should actually finish some of this bollocks eh?

Favourite stubs

MrN has read most of the stub articles on the site, and is particularly fond of the following: Wartime Profanities Act, Strawberry Fields, ‎Whose Line Is It Anyway?, That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada.

Awards MrN gives

In desperate attempt to increase his own level of self importance MrN awards the following awards:

MShippo37915.jpg Jolly Good Show!

MrN9000 could not help but notice that you have been doing some spiffingly good deeds of late.
As such, you have been awarded this rather nice boxy type thing by way of recognition.

Composure1, Hyperbole, Optimuschris, Sycamore, Gerrycheevers, Sycamore, Roman Dog Bird, SysRq, Mnbvcxz, Siddhartha-Wolf, SPIKE and Funnybony were all ecstatic to to receive it.

Wallace in wrong trousers.jpg You are not pants
MrN9000 could not help but notice that you are not pants.
As such, you have been awarded the Titanium Trousers by way of recognition.
Any suggestion that this is a pants award will be treated accordingly...

Only the following users have been considered worthy of this title: Prettiestpretty , Modusoperandi, Cajek, Under user, Dr. Skullthumper, Heerenveen, Gerrycheevers, MadMax and Hyperbole. Most of them assumed it was a pants award. You will notice that Gerrycheevers and Hyperbole have won both. That is because they are better than you.

Awards from friends associates

Some MrN related pics + general ranting

Well, MrN came here first because he was interested in wikis and wanted to better understand how they worked. Wikipedia is far too structured in that it is possible to define on the whole what content should be in the wiki based on what is fact. MrN considered Uncyclopedia to be far more interesting than Wikipedia, as it is based on the more subjective perspective of humour. After a short time he met some cool people and fell in love with the place.

Mostly MrN does not write new articles, but enjoys fixing up old ones. His particular focus is more aimed at the wiki as a whole rather than just the articles which are featured on the front page.

In terms of article style, MrN enjoys anything which makes him laugh, but is particularly fond of encyclopaedic articles. The concept of Uncyclopedia being a parody of wikipedia is of particular interest to him. Why MrN insists on writing in the third person on his userpage no one really knows, but they assume it's cos he's a bit of a dick.