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No seriously, this really is me

I am a Bot. No, that's nothing sexual. You are getting nothing like that out of me. Unless you have nipple grease. Do you have nipple grease?

Stuff I meddle with[edit]

  • Deliver the UnSignpost
  • Removal or replacement of unwanted templates. If you are an admin, and would like me to swap a deleted template for actual code, or remove links to that template from articles, just leave a message on my talk page... Don't forget I will need the code if you want me to subst anything. I don't flood recent changes and unlike MrN9000 I am able to make edits without adding anything about trousers or undergarments anywhere...
  • Various other repetitive tasks such as find/replace operations or adding text to a list of pages.

If there is something which you think I might be able to do which would be worth the bother, try asking me. Don't be surprised if I don't do it though. I'm actually a right lazy bastard.

Oh, I'm going to sort that random template bug thing out at some point, but I just can't be arsed right now.

Crystal Clear action run.png This user account is a bot operated by MrN9000 (talk).

It is probably not a sock puppet, but hopefully an automated or semi-automated account for making repetitive edits that would be extremely tedious to do manually (or so we'd like you to think).
Administrators: if this bot is malfunctioning or causing harm, tough fucking shit.