Knight Commander of the Order
Well, hello, there!
Pip, pip, what what, and all that nonsense.
As someone may have told you, I'm frequently mistaken for either a complete and utter douchebag and nub, or a pretentious British man with a large vocabulary who has a simplistic tendency to acquiesce with you when you make such claims about him. Both assumptions are only half correct.
I am roughly half a douchebag, and I'm just a pretentious and self-righteous American. Those two things combined actually make me:
A complete douche.
It's just simple logic.
Articles That I've Authored That Don't Totally Suck (Some Definitely Did)
- Playstation 4: (FEATURED, August 17th 2008)
- That Guy You Hate: An alternative to cyberbullying.
- Timeshare:It's a redirect to a Why? article I wrote, but that's what most people would search.
- Why?:Isn't there a toilet in the woods?
- Movie Of Lady Whose Ankle Is Showing. Complete rewrite. Need to add some pictures, though. Unless someone else wants to do it. Hint hint.
Articles That I've Desperately Tried To Fix (Ones By Others in the ICU, Rewrites, or Stubs)
- Fire alarms: The end few paragraphs were entirely incomprehensible until I fixed them up a bit.
- How To Write A Song: I wasn't kidding about the Waffle Dance. Someone needs to invent that.
- No I Didn't: The title caught my eye, and I turned it into a monologue, hopefully one that can escape being huffed to death. Considering that it's way longer and actually has sections and stuff now, it'll probably live.
My Professional, All-True, No-Holds-Barred Reporting (Articles Worthy of Fox News)
- Movie character fails to heed helpful advice (FEATURED, October 3rd), collab with So So
- Infomercial finally convinces area man to pick up phone, call now (FEATURED, October 24th)
- Absolutely Nothing Happens
- Adorable Puppy Announces Surprise Run for Presidency
- Area Man Claims To Be The Most Elite Elitist Ever
- Bears Are Scary
- Child Believes he is Airplane, Dinosaur
- Crowd Officially Ready To Rock
- God Sick Of All The Whining
- Guy Writes Terrible Fan Fiction Story
- High Art Now Considered Offensive, Shocking
- Japanese Horror Movies Revert Japan To Stone Age
- Lemonade Stand Suffers in Economic Drop
- Local Bully Voted Bully of the Year
- Lobbyists Propose Controversial Change To No Child Left Behind
- McCain Throws Tantrum
- News that economic crisis was just a "huge joke" fails to go over well
- Nation's Five Year Olds Report Candy Deficit
- No One Understands Local Teen
- Pun Intended
- School Counselor Almost Actually Accomplishes Something
- Star Wars Nerd's Life Deemed Unoriginal, Boring
- Subtleties of 'Disaster Movie' Trailer Lost on Area Man
- Telemarketer Refuses to Fuck Off
- Tiger Quietly Plans to Devour Infant
- Ugly Child Abducted, Quickly Returned
- You're On Fire
My Shitty Books (of which, currently, there is one)
My Greatest Ever Accomplishment
- 01:04, 3 September 2008 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) huffed "Forum:Last person to edit wins" (Mrmonkey wins!)