User:Mrthejazz/subpage1

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If anyone ever asks me...[edit]

for the perfect example of postmodernism, I'd say it's this

hey, check out my sandpit[edit]

hey <insert name here> guess what?[edit]

you're masturbating again. stop it.

warning, this article contains a picture of a penicorn.[edit]

Here it is.


my Contributions to beloved uncyclopedia[edit]

Decent shit[edit]





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This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: HowTo:Staple toast to a wall

Lame shit[edit]

Assists[edit]

Uncyclopedia Needs More Snakes <==Nominated for feature. Go SadisticWolf!

passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood[edit]

unnews of significance[edit]

images[edit]

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templates[edit]

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I have purchased the following prime number[edit]

2003663613 * 2195,000 ± 1

I now own it. So suck it.

about me[edit]

Check out my work on both blogger and twitter.

mrthejazz1 -- Twitter!

http://whatifblank.blogspot.com -- Blogger!

Also, for not funny articles, I'm also on associated content:

http://www.associatedcontent.com/user/636791/casey_young.html

my political affiliation[edit]

penis cheddar.

this is the end part[edit]

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Shouldn't you be working?



Mrthejazz 19:40, 22 June 2006 (UTC)