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If anyone ever asks me...[edit]

for the perfect example of postmodernism, I'd say it's this

hey, check out my sandpit[edit]

hey <insert name here> guess what?[edit]

you're masturbating again. stop it.

warning, this article contains a picture of a penicorn.[edit]

Here it is.

my Contributions to beloved uncyclopedia[edit]

Decent shit[edit]

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Lame shit[edit]


Uncyclopedia Needs More Snakes <==Nominated for feature. Go SadisticWolf!

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I have purchased the following prime number[edit]

2003663613 * 2195,000 ± 1

I now own it. So suck it.

about me[edit]

Check out my work on both blogger and twitter.

mrthejazz1 -- Twitter! -- Blogger!

Also, for not funny articles, I'm also on associated content:

my political affiliation[edit]

penis cheddar.

this is the end part[edit]

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Shouldn't you be working?

Mrthejazz 19:40, 22 June 2006 (UTC)