User:Ms.EmmeFloyd2

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My old Name was Ms.EmmelineFloyd but I lost the password ><

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You <insert name here> Are French, Therefore You SUCK. You also consume meat and listen to Miley Cyrus whilst fucking fictional Emos on Myspace. Thank you very much <insert name here> for getting your pathetic French person germs all over my page, Now you owe me an apology Damnit. You SUCK, for being French, A meat-eating Bitch Fucker, For being French, and for Fucking all those 34 year old fictional emos on myspace who are a bunch of French Fuckers themselves.

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FUCK the French

The unperson Ms.EmmeFloyd2 never existed and was a fabrication perpetrated by Emmanuel Goldstein.
Memories of Ms.EmmeFloyd2 shall be corrected doubleplusgoodwise by Miniluv.


[[Image:{{{image}}}|32px]] Blame it on France
We know those Bitchy Fuckers are somehow connected to this.



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What people say about Emmeline[edit]

“She Rocks”

~ Syd Barrett on Ms. Floyd

“Take That Fuckers!”

~ Ms. Floyd on Revenge

“Fuck Her”

~ God on Ms. Floyd

“I love Her”

~ Syd Barrett on Ms. Floyd

“Those Fuckers Must DIE!!”

~ Ms. Floyd on The French

“My hero”

~ <insert name here> on Ms. Floyd


What Emmeline says about Emmeline[edit]

Thy Name Is Emmeline "Pink" Floyd. You Suck, I rock. Any Questions? I hope not because you bore me. Noow Since I'm Super Fabulous, Let's Talk about my family. I'm Purley English. Any of you idiots have something to say about it? NO? Okay then


I'm a Pink Floyd fan. Which Is ironic since My Surname is Floyd, So I call My Self Pink Floyd


I enjoy Tofu. Mostly Because YOU Are a bitch for being a french meat-eater http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff30/sojournthemoon/Melange/ebba4eb98f27ad54ab5794399c1c8c81_we.jpg VEGANS ROCKS http://photobucket.com/image/vegan/manicpanicgirl/vegan.jpg You, on the other hand, SUCK for being French Yeah You're French And You suck for it http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k169/bamafez/square-med-french.gif http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q271/BlueEyedJustice/french.jpg http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o84/mustangman1993lx/thefrenchsuck.jpg http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f355/sassypantsuit/peace-love-single.gif http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa248/Brit-Marie-Dun/protein1.gif Fuck YOU French Person http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c315/xXShatteredHeart/VEGAN.gif


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The French can Kiss My ass. They Suck. The English Rock http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g109/cruelkitti/90692b79.gif http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn137/manga4thewin/Cute%20Little%20Animals/Hate.jpg http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee35/Unipony/peace.jpg http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k53/AlanrickmanLover345/m_f9b937adf2512e94bac80aad3e08d1db.jpg http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll112/lokote100/rock_sign.gif


Take That Fuckers.

Opinions On various Things[edit]

  • Syd Barrett is awesome, he is god and his a inspiration to us all
  • <insert name here> is French
  • Pigs are awesome

Syd Barrett ROCKS[edit]

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