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Hello, MsuCarencro, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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  • Have fun, that is after all why we are all here.

Again, welcome!  ChiefjusticeDS 22:49, March 7, 2010 (UTC)

Welcome party[edit]

And welcome. You actually seem to have some school learnin', probably in a real country. Well, please come to a party and enjoy your hopefully long and fun stay at Uncy.Aleister in Chains 3:10 11 3 mmx

Thanks for the invitation! M'su Carencro (Talk) 04:50, March 11, 2010 (UTC)


You're turning out to be a great noob. Keep up the good work! —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 00:56, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for 'd compliment!M'su Carencro (Talk) 01:20, March 20, 2010 (UTC)

A real Uncyclopedia welcome[edit]

All your messages here so far have been nice. That's not going to give you a feel for what Uncyclopedia is all about. People here accuse each other of being stupid, of committing sex crimes, and threaten each other with phoney lawsuits, etc. I'm usually a nice guy, too, but I'll try to muster up something really, really insulting so you'll get a feel for what this place is really like. Here goes. Ahem.

"You are a poopy face!" There, I said it. Welcome. (Seriously, you've obviously had wiki experience. Just curious where you've edited before). Also your welcome message didn't tell you aboutImperial Colonization. Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  20:42, March 22, 2010 (UTC)

Why, if you slander him again, I'll sue you you stupid rapist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 21:24, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
Don't mind Why and HelpMe, they are gay lovers and rumored to be duo serial rapists, so they are just having fun with you and trying to get your real name, address, and where you keep the key to the front door. That's what they did to me, and I'm just now recovering from their visit. Al in chains 21:29 22 3 mmx
That wasn't Why, that was Puppy. But I readily admit my involvement!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 22:53, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
Don't mind any of them. They're all just fucking noobs. Oh wait... —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:15, 22 March 2010 (UTC)
I'm not the non-commander here, flower boy.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 00:03, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
Noob of the Month is a stupid award anyway. Why, when I was your age, we didn't get little cub scout badges for being "good noobs!" We got real awards! For being real men!PAIZURI! TALK STALK FUCK00:09, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
Well, you got many awards for sucking penis, but I digress. Let's just say "real men" is not something you wanna be.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 00:17, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
[insert witty rebuttal here] — PAIZURI! TALK STALK FUCK 00:22, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
You cannot counter a SIR's remarks. Admit it.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 00:24, March 23, 2010 (UTC) (I'm not really this much of a dick, by the way. Pelargonium and I are really loversbuddies.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 00:24, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
WHAT?! What do you mean, "just friends?!" Were all those times we kissed and caressed...all those times you told me you loved me...all lies?!?! No, don't talk to me, you fucking liar!...I need to be alone...... — PAIZURI! TALK STALK FUCK 00:29, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
Stop it, you're making a scene in front of our friends!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 00:30, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry, Msu, we seem to be taking over your talkpage for our own sick purposes. I'll lead Sir HELPME back outside. — PAIZURI! TALK STALK FUCK 00:32, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
You'll lead me nowhere! I go where I want, so stop acting like I started this!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 00:33, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
C'mon, man...back to the insane-asylum... — PAIZURI! TALK STALK FUCK 00:40, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
The only reason it's an insane asylum is because you're there.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 00:45, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
Okay. Okay. Now you look here, ass-dick. You are dragging this fucking conversation out waaaay longer than it needs to be, and I will NOT be assed with explaining everything to this poor noob when he/she wakes up from that coma we put them in. You are to apologize to this man, and then march right up to your room, young man. And pick up your pants! I know you kids think, "Ooh, look at me. I'm too cool to wear my pants right." Bullshit. You will pick up you fucking pants and then you are grounded, you hear me?! Grounded!!PAIZURI! TALK STALK FUCK 00:52, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
And what if I don't? What are you going to do about it? You aren't even my real dad! The slut is!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 01:01, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
Then, God help me, I will come over there and make you...!!PAIZURI! TALK STALK FUCK 01:02, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
Wait, if you're not my father, what are you doing here?! Weirdo!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 01:04, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
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I'm mowing your lawn. Obviously. — PAIZURI! TALK STALK FUCK 01:08, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
Get out of here, amigo! I do what I want, when I want!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 01:09, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
I believe that's up to MsuCarencro here. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go find goatse and porn to spam your talkpage with. Just another day... — PAIZURI! TALK STALK FUCK 01:13, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
Get out, Pelargonium. M'su Carencro (Talk)
Someone other than me used my signature! What injustice! M'su Carencro (Talk) 01:39, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
Hah! Anyway, I guess this can be a little lesson for you. Conversations around here can get off-topic really fast. Not that that's necessarily a life-saving bit of information, but it's a tip nonetheless. — PAIZURI! TALK STALK FUCK 01:41, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
I thought I told you to get out. M'su Carencro (Talk)
And I thought I told you to pick up your pants. Go on. — PAIZURI! TALK STALK FUCK 01:45, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
No, you told me that.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 01:46, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
You know what's scary? Anyone can use someone else's signature! some unregistered user could pretend to be an admin and enforce their own laws! It's frightening. M'su Carencro (Talk)02:27, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
Good thing sockpuppeting is illegal, and the edit history can tell you who said what. ~ of DEATH! Don't mess with it. That includes you, <insert name here>.
Yeah, life would be shorts without that. MrM Icons-flag-gb.png
If you don't vote for Msu Carencro's article on VFH, I will bam ban you forever! AdminWhoBansUsersWhoDontVoteForMsuCarencrosArticleOnVFH


You should probably wait until that's actually on the front page, noob ;p (Don't worry, I jumped the gun with my NOTM badge too)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 20:59, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

Actually Mordillo added the 'Commander Of The Order' template. Not me.--M'su Carencro (Talk) 21:03, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, OK. I just didn't want to mess up like me. Carry on.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 21:05, March 24, 2010 (UTC)



God v Zeus article[edit]

Here are my initial impressions and suggestions. I like your formatting, but the colors are very, well, loud. I would encourage you to find some softer and more complimentary colors,this is a wonderful website for html color codes, if you scroll down you can create html colors. Secondly, the section titles bleed into the text below, a minor formatting issue. The initial content is great, but I would encourage you to elaborate and expand the piece, I feel that people will feel this is too short and therefore not funny enough for a VFH bid if that is your aim with the piece. best of luck with the article! --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 23:58 EST 24 Mar, 2010


Thank you for your vote on In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. Since three of us get credit (PF4Eva and Funnybony too) I won't go all ha-ha on the thank you. Appreciated. And congrats on your fine feature, one of many to come until you realize you don't get paid here, then you will be gone but we will have very good memories. Al in chains 18:38 25 3 mmx

Your Article...[edit]

...has been pee reviewed by moi. Enjoy. Nameable mumble? 21:51, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)[edit]

--ChiefjusticeDS 22:47, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Pee of West Timor[edit]

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/West Timor (resubmit) I almost forgot to let you know that I'm done with your pee, looking forward to nomming this for VFH! btw, the formatting for your talk page is all screwed up in my browser (firefox) on my screen size (16:9) --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 01:01 EST 31 Mar, 2010

UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time[edit]

For some reason the sig didn't work right... nevermind - PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Tuesday, 00:07, Apr 6 2010 UTC

Cracker Barrel review[edit]

Hey, just wondering if you were still interested in reviewing cracker barrel at some point. Take all the time you need in order to give a good review, but if you don't intend to do it please let me know so I can open it up to others. Gracias! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 11:50 EST 5 April, 2010

Thought you might like[edit]

This.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  09 Apr 2010 ~ 05:05 (UTC)

Australia's history (Later, I looked and this note was my 5,000th edit. Crikey!)[edit]

Hi, nice work on the page left by an IP. It's best to leave alone the stuff the IP writes and then build onto it. See my (A Most Urgent Notice For The Fair Citizens Of Uncyclopedia), an example of this I had fun with. I also left you a note earlier but it got caught under the line you made, so you have to look at the edits to find it. Won't retype it, so please read it. Thanks, Al sans chains and sig, 1:23 13 4 mmx

UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.[edit]

M'su Carencro (Talk) 02:26, April 17, 2010 (UTC)


Yo, and salutations. As appointed temp. head of the frat I certainly don't want to leave you out of the discussions going on on the talk page of Tim Burton. Some nice work happening on the article itself, and I haven't sifted through the contributions but am sure you have put in a good amount of nice edits. On your diabetic page, I really don't know much about it, so can't advice on being funny. All I knows is a good line by Robert Anton Wilson which I read recently which may benefit us all: to paraphrase, "All good satire mimes insanity". So how would an insane person approach advising about diabetes? Al sans chains 22:11 12 4 mmx

UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.[edit]


Were you trying to fall on your sword? Only about a half inch fall from what I've heard. With many awards the best of all worlds is if two people win at the same time, so I really hope that you and English Patient or whatever he calls himself tie, but who knows, the faiths may declare differently. But you both deserve it, so there. Al sans chains 19:11 28 4

UnSignpost 1 May[edit]

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 11:54, 1 May 2010

Upsilon Sigma Sigma April Collab[edit]

Thanks for all the hard work last month! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 22:05 EST 1 May, 2010