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Welcome to my User Page,
the musty page that I call home.
Some Ammount of articles in English.

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About Me

- Born with no elbows
- Parts of but cut off to make elbows
- Elbows are musty

What I do

- Reformat Articles
- Re-write Articles
- Write Articles
- Clean Elbows

In the news

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On this day...

January 23: Trail off in the middle of your sente...
  • 32 - Jesus delivers to the masses the secret of life: "One must b..."
  • 1321 - The Pope admits that the papacy is really...
  • 1532 - Leonardo da Vinci announces in Genoa: "The essence of the rennaissance is..."
  • 1944 - Adolf Hitler admits the Holocaust was really just...
  • 1953 - Chinese communists brainwash several U.S....
  • 1969 - NASA decides to reinfect all...
  • 1972 - The British Army launches a massive coun...
  • 1980 - Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham decides to drink all...
  • 1984 - Porn star Ron Jeremy admits his wang is...
  • 1991 - The Merry Christmas Critters level up in their satanic powers b...
  • 1995 - Virtual hockey 1995 released in Ja...
  • 2004 - John Kerry says his position on the Iraq War is...
  • 2005 - The CIA admits finally admits it killed ...
  • 2006 - Tony Blair confirms he'll resign on...
  • 2006 - Micheal Jackson sues his children for inturrupting his...
  • 2006 - The Lindbergh Baby was discovered at a qu...
  • 2007 - ...for doing the opposite of what everyone else is doing.
  • 2015 - Baby Seals establish a system of government and become...
  • 2008 - Your mom and that guy were....
  • 2011 - The Duke Nukem: Forever release date will be....
  • 2013 - I finally figured women out. It's so simple. All you have to do is make sure that you never....
  • 2194 - Second Coming of Jesus!!! Jesus descends to Earth and...
  • 3452 - Judgment Day!!! YHWH says you can get into heaven by...
Colonization of the Week
For the glory of her majesty
Help us clear the ivy of crap,
and plant the seeds of humour.

Recent Articles

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More recent articles | Most wanted pages | Requested rewrites | Add to stubs | Lonely pages | Pee Review | Try writing about... | Stuck articles needing a push

Writer and Noob of the Month

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GlobalTourniquet wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with bold, new ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring many, exciting articles to Uncyclopedia!

Seriously, we love you.


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Noob of the Moment is the award that all newbies want and Sinner George has pulled that off excellently (being the second Greek to have this award!) It should be mentioned that his username is deceptive, he is actually a very good George writing new master pieces and getting on well with the dynamics of Uncyclopedia. You should congratulate him on this prestigious honor.

Hats off to you George, may you bbe with us for many months years to come!


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It is said last months winner has an ego comparable to Napoleon but both of these people are nothing compared to the ego of Frosty, as both winner of Uncyclopedian of the Month (second time!) and the writer of this update he will stain this section with vanity and how wonderful he is. Frosty is a wonderful Uncyclopedian, he is the best, he will crush you all. He has no time for the likes of you and he is the new administrator and unless you worship him he will take you on a free of charge trip on the banwagon!

HEIL FROSTY!



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