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User:Mutlee Loves This Article Its really Gothic and Depressing, but he will Make out with it anyways
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God Thinks this article Epitomizes all the Sins of mankind. Yet, in His infinite Wisdom, God has
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|Date of birth:||Why Do You Wanna Know?He's a Minor for God's Sake!|
|Place of birth:||Irk|
|Known for||Very Agressive Sexually and Physically|
|Occupation||Emperor Zim's publicist|
|Religion||Growlongs (but secrectly one of the Mansonites)|
|Children||Had sex with self once|
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Hi I am James of E-Town.Yeah that sounded gay, because i am Bisexual.Anyways, I am just going to update this when i go to my dads on Friday so feel free to do whatever to my talk page to leave me comments till saturday then you'll have to stop.
I am a big fan of Marilyn Manson and GIR.
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