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“He copied my originality by being me.”

~ Me on Originality

“This guy edits things.”

~ Captain Obvious on Narutowiki5808

“I've had it with this motherf***ing Narutowiki5808 on this motherf***ing article. (Edited for the kids)”

~ Samuel L. Jackson on Narutowiki5808
    my anti-drug.
Did you know…
Your name is <insert name here>



Yes, I created Celebrity Deathmatch.

Well, I grew up in Bakersfield. In my first few years, it was hard. The weasels who lived across the street threw ice cream at me every day. Once I almost drowned. When I was three, my life changed when I met Borat. He taught me about Kazakhstan and everybody who every lived there. Then, when I won a contest to meet Ozzy Osbourne when I was four, he bit the heads off of the evil weasels. It taught me how to stand up for myself...biting their heads off! I then attended school for however long you should. Well, when I was in college one day I drank too much and found Uncyclopedia. My life changed forever. Well, until I actually used Uncyclopedia. That brings me here. Did I mention the drive-thru?

What to Say About Other Users[edit]

Here is where I will show my enemies, kudos, and other acknowledgments:

People I Owe[edit]


  • Jerks: A mathematical format.
  • Me: Not me at all.

Deathmatches I Will Do[edit]

This article was moved for your safety as viewing of it can cause diarrhea and extreme cases of kitten huffing.


These are my userboxes of course, and if this is seen anywhere but User:Narutowiki5808 (my friend) or User:Deathhero51 let me know.

Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
17-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337.
ac-F This user got an F in those African clicky noises and likes their native language better (if they have one).
al-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of the Ancient Language.
ao-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of AOLer.
ca-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Canajan, eh? whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
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This user is a geek.
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!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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usb This user likes to use userboxes.

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Biohazardnew.jpg This user is an evil clone of RabbiTechno.
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Potatohead aqua.png This user wants Celebrity Deathmatch featured.

Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
BS This userpage is bullshit.
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:Narutowiki5808/Userboxes.

Keys.jpg The Flying Spaghetti Monster and Alicia Keys love this user, and He has blessed this page.
ICONATOR efb7025d22bc69c7ea3d9c90b11679f6.jpg This user is a part of the Class of 3000 and therefor must be a musician.