“He copied my originality by being me.”
“This guy edits things.”
“I've had it with this motherf***ing Narutowiki5808 on this motherf***ing article. (Edited for the kids)”
Well, I grew up in Bakersfield. In my first few years, it was hard. The weasels who lived across the street threw ice cream at me every day. Once I almost drowned. When I was three, my life changed when I met Borat. He taught me about Kazakhstan and everybody who every lived there. Then, when I won a contest to meet Ozzy Osbourne when I was four, he bit the heads off of the evil weasels. It taught me how to stand up for myself...biting their heads off! I then attended school for however long you should. Well, when I was in college one day I drank too much and found Uncyclopedia. My life changed forever. Well, until I actually used Uncyclopedia. That brings me here. Did I mention the drive-thru?
What to Say About Other Users
Here is where I will show my enemies, kudos, and other acknowledgments:
People I Owe
- RabbiTechno: Thank you for helping with Celebrity Deathmatch fights.
- ILIKECEREALX: Thank you for helping with Celebrity Deathmatch fights.
- 126.96.36.199 (No Userpage): Thank you for helping with Celebrity Deathmatch fights.
- The vader hybrid: Thank you for helping with Celebrity Deathmatch fights. And please, having Ozzy Osbourne win everything gets boring after a little. I'm sorry Chuck Norris and Oscar Wilde doesn't, it "appeals" to Uncyclopedians.
- User:Narutowiki5808: Are you an idiot?
- Ducky Smash Bros 16: A game of similar style like Bread Rising.
- Jerks: A mathematical format.
- Dead Rising Festival: Wait 'till September.
- Frank West: He's covered wars you know?
- Me: Not me at all.
Deathmatches I Will Do
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