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Wild swans are sailing over land
on sturdy wings of homesickness.
The day eludes to night's recess
like scarlet-orange firebrand.

NaturalBornKieler's original overblown poetry

About me[edit]

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Actually a user of the German Uncyclopedia. I am not a native speaker of English, so if you find any spelling or grammar errors in my text, some of these might not be intended. Feel free to fix them. If you think what I write does not make sense to you, this might be intended, or it might be a fault on my side or lack of humour on yours, so better ask me before rewriting it yourself.


If you are interested in my activities in the German Uncyclopedia and have some rudimentary knowledge of German, visit my German page.

About my username[edit]

Yes, I was born in Kiel, Germany. The pun is intended and I needed years to work it out, so please appreciate it accordingly. Thanks.

My personal bombast[edit]

Commander of the Order


When I find an outstanding article in the English uncyclopedia and I think the humour applies to us sober Germans as well, I sometimes do a translation to German. Up to now, I translated:

You can find the German translation by the interwiki link "Deutsch".

And then, I also did a translation from German to English and might do more in the future:

My articles in English[edit]

When I write articles in English, I normally translate them from my own German articles.

My misinformation articles (UnNews stuff)[edit]

Title Published
Osama back from paradise; complains about heavenly rewards 2012-05-04 13:30:24
Fairytale wedding in Monaco will really happen 2011-06-30 13:54:51
Many new superheroes appear in Japan 2011-04-23 15:22:14
Paul is not dead 2010-10-27 09:08:29
'E.T.s visited ancient Earth' proof discovered 2009-03-07 10:39:02
Geneva prepares for big party with 7 billion guests 2008-09-09 11:22:13
Weather Service Issues Hannah Montana warning for the southeastern US 2008-09-05 01:41:31
UnNews hoax about British MI5 seeking gay agents makes it to world headlines 2008-08-19 20:39:13
UN calls for Olympic Peace 2008-07-29 16:13:29
Fresh air hits Beijing - thousands collapse 2008-07-23 19:29:55
NASA starts preparations for fake manned Mars landing 2008-06-02 10:29:46
Mugabe's thoughts recorded by communication satellite 2008-04-03 09:45:32
Record jackpot expected for Nobel Peace Prize 2007-10-09 23:04:53
CIA and Vatican manipulating Uncyclopedia 2007-08-19 16:26:54

My working area ...[edit]