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US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
$$$ This user is a libertarian, so he or she thinks that Oriana Fallaci was sexier than Rosa Luxemburg.


This user is a sheer impressive ostrich egg that likes to deconstruct while incredible oblivious snakes cogitate his blow-up doll.
For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Naughtyned also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
Che santoru.png This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
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This user is a tense shimmery Audi that likes to golf while lovely ill-bred Pontiacs enumerate his feces.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

TommyGang.jpg This user is part of the Family... You've been warned....
gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
us-P This f****r speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
uk-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Correct English.
ca-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Canajan, eh?.
tx-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Texan.
es-F This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one).
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
MW-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki.
ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.
Protein.GIF This user joined the [email protected] Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

20,000 This user has contributed 20,000 pints points to the Uncyclopedia [email protected] Team.

Some of my other crap

WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE!!! Naughtyneds nightmare.gif

"That boy ain't right!"

~ Hank Hill on Naughtyned

I am a racing greyhound: NN-greyhound.jpg

Don't disappoint the Virgin Mary
Whoa! Clowns!

My Contributions[edit]

Templates I've Added[edit]

Assassin | NWO | Number of Maimings | User woof | Why You!

Categories I've Added[edit]

Fat people| Gangsta Rappers| Heavy Metal Maniacs| Jam Bands| One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Black People Eaters| Sporks

Articles I've Started[edit]

Beavis and Butt-Head| Bill Bennett| Dino| Grateful Dead| Laaandaaan| Marcie| Spinal Tap| Team America: World Police| Trilateral Commission| I.C. York-Hunt

Articles I've Made Major Contributions To[edit]

All in the Family| Binary| Jack Chick| Larry Craig| Cthulhu| Snoop Dogg| The Great Aspie War of Ought Six| Mr. Hankey| Hank Hill| Hickelodeon| The Michael Jackson Show| Ted Kennedy| Morse code| Phish| Snuffleupagus| Timmy| Vandalism (the version that is at least arguably funny)

Undictionary Entries I've Started[edit]

Benny Bell| Jibboo| Roth IRA

Undictionary Entries I've Edited[edit]

Jerry Garcia| Roundtoit| Wake 'n Bake

Lost Classics[edit]

User:Naughtyned/America, Fuck Yeah!| User:Naughtyned/Boogieman| User:Naughtyned/Cunt| User:Naughtyned/Jim Crow| User:Naughtyned/Diarrhea| User:Naughytned/Encyclopædia Dramatica| User:Naughtyned/Not Michael Jackson| User:Naughtyned/Richard Scarry| User:Naughtyned/Schindler's List| User:Naughtyned/Woof

Not Ready for Prime Time[edit]

User:Naughtyned/Just Say No| User:Naughtyned/Niggers| User:Naughtyned/No Beer and no TV make Homer ... Something ... Something

Articles I've Made Minor Contributions To[edit]

Bert| Candy| The Cat in the Hat| Cat's Meow| Dracula| Mike Hunt| Michael Jackson| Megatexas| Niggerlodeon| Peppermint Patty| Philadelphia Eagles| Sesame Street| Dr. Seuss| Soylent Green| Barbara Streisand| Towelie| Uncyclopedia Vandals| etc.

Images I've Edited[edit]

Images I've Submitted Without Editing (other than cropping)[edit]

Images I Made All By Myself! YAAAAAAAAY![edit]

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Newcookie.gif Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Awarded 12/16/05 ~ For your stellar contributions to Uncyclopedia:[email protected].

WASABI.gif Wild Weasel has awarded you the highly non-coveted
Weasel's Award of Superior Achievement Barring Indictment
Go forth and do great things!
(just don't get indicted)

Ned, this is for both of your "woof woof woof" dog pictures. I don't know why they make me laugh every time I see them, but they do. Thanks. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Icons-flag-us.png Fire! 17:52, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.

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This user created Beavis and Butt-Head, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(for more information, see award statistics)

MadMax 17:34, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Wiki SHITSLINGING Vandalism[edit]

Wiki FIST FUCK vandalism is FUCKBAG generally RUSTY TROMBONE defined as NIGGER TITS editing a(n) CRACKER wiki in a(n) DONKEY PUNCHER way that is HELL intentionally TOWELHEAD disruptive or JIZZ destructive. There are FROG'S FAT ASS four MICK generally BALL SACK acknowledged CLIT types of LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! vandalism: MOTHERFUCKER deletion of GENITALIA legitimate RUSKIE information, POLESMOKER insertion of MASTURBATION nonsense or FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD irrelevant CUNNILINGUS content, FUCK addition of REDSKIN unwanted SCROTUM commercial links (FAG spam), and PISS OFF policy FUCK violations specific to that SONNY BILL WILLIAMS wiki.