User:Naughtyned/Not Michael Jackson

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"I am not Michael Jackson and this is not Thriller!"

~ Mark Twain on Not Michael Jackson

β€œI bet he's Michael Jackson........ naut!”

~ Borat on Not Michael Jackson

β€œIt doesn't matter if your black or white, or if your a man or a woman, because I am none of them.”

~ Michael Jackson on What Is Not Michael Jackson


A statement is considered "Not Michael Jackson" if in end result it does not (at least not directly) involve Michael Jackson. Example: "Wan't to hear a joke? Women's rights." The previous joke did not directly involve Michael Jackson.

It is also did not involve humor. However not having a sense of humor is not essential to being Not Michael Jackson.


People who are Not Michael Jackson[edit]

People who are Not Michael Jackson in spite of their orientation (Yes, you can be gay and be Not Michael Jackson, as long as you're not a really annoying flamer.)[edit]

People who are on the borderline between Not Michael Jackson and not Not Michael Jackson[edit]

People who are not Not Michael Jackson[edit]

A gallery of people who are not Not Michael Jackson

People who are not Not NOT Michael Jackson[edit]

Important Distinctions between Michael Jackson and Not Michael Jackson[edit]

Note that the best available information suggests that condensed milk and coconut extract are Not Michael Jackson, even though they are white and come in small cans.

When in doubt, a rule of thumb to determine what is Michael Jackson and what's Not Michael Jackson is this: Not Michael Jackson likes 28-year-olds, while Michael Jackson likes 20 8-year-olds.

Important Distinctions between Michael Jackson and Not Not Michael Jackson[edit]

See: Philosophy

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