User:Newprofile001

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Welcome, <insert name here>!

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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

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This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
BS This userpage is bullshit.
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This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)


Vista logo.png This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies


Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should not be trusted.
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... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Wheel.jpg This user watches Wheel Of Fortune.


Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
750px-High voltage warning.svg.png High Voltage

This user exceeds voltages of 2000 volts. I suggest you don't touch him/her.

Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns.
Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down.
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This user is a geek.
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Clock.gif This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
11 years, 2 months and 13 days.


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Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
NO This user doesn't care.
Hiding kitty.jpg This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.


Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


VFH? This user has no fucking idea about what makes Uncyclopedians laugh.
OBN.png This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!


.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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Htis user sepaks Typo at a naer0native levle.
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This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real men!
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and wishes they were smart enough to have a Rubik's complex.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
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FireV2.png This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
TableImage.svg.png This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
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de-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Deutsch.
sl-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of sign language.
tx-N This user is a native speaker of Texan.
Texas flag.jpg This user is from Texas.
May secede if provoked!
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PICS THAT ARE AWESOME AND NOT MINE[edit]

Awaiting a tenant.

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