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Greetings fellow earthlings. You have accessed the biography of a n008 who still 5p34x 1337. One is advised to run in a fasion similar to that of being chased by a grue or thou shalt be pwnd by u532 80x35. NOTE: This page is stupid and not just funny. For further information, visit how to be stupid and not just funny.

Killer grue user boxes of DOOM[edit]

Dodongo.JPG This user dislikes smoke!
253951 photo.gif Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

DrapeauCanada.png.png This user is Canadian
...and mildly smug about it!
Grue Jammy.gif This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
Grueslayer.PNG This user slays grues in his/her sleep.

Head on.gif

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

48px-Face-surprise.svg.png This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
Gun.jpg This user is the sworn nemesis of User:Pwner Ganondorf.

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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
This user is a zombie

Give up your brains, and walk away.
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
Napoleon4.jpg This user is Infact Napoleon. Celibrate.
Pb This user contains lead, a chemical known to da State of Calfornia to cause cancer, birth defects and other reproductive harm. Wash your hands after using this user.
Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi
Youmadewin0ry.jpg This user completely enjoys pie because it is awesome.
Dracula1.jpg This user is a vampire, and is best served chilled.
DenmarkViking.jpg This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
Bottlenose dolphin Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user has eye beams.
Fish.jpg This user thinks the Fish Within A Fish Within A Fish Within A Fish Within Another Fish is cool.
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Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

CohoSalmon.jpeg This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
Lemming.jpg This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Unicorn small.png This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus. No pegasus small.png

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
Vogon poetic justice.jpg Panic! This user knows Vogon poetry and will not hesitate to recite it.
Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Hey, cool, you survived![edit]

My current pages are: zombie speak

None more are available at now. More will be available soon.


~ Redead on Omnifungus909

“Omnifungus909 dislikes smoke!”

~ Dodongo on Omnifungus909

“Is he the 909th?”

~ Captain Obvious on Omnifungus909


~ Toto25 on surviving this page