"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability."
I am OpenFaceSurgery aka Alex (1987-I ain't dead yet motherfuckers). Welcome to my little corner of the nuthouse. I am, as the bottom of this page states, officially Bat Fuck Insane. As well as being an utter loon, I am also from a small state called Rhode Island, and if you ask me to say "park the car" I will inflict grievous pain upon your physical being.
Frequently Unasked Questions (FUQ)
Does OpenFaceSurgery have any pets?
Is OFS insane?
What are OFS's favorite movies?
The Mat The Most Wrong and Irreverent OFS does not watch movies, he is movies.
What does OFS know about the cabal? The cabal is There is no cabal. There is still no cabal to not talk about not existing.
Is OFS a potato?
Is OFS a grue?
Closer, but still no.
My first real contribution to Uncyclopedia was the addition of two sections to the Evil article, "Effects of Evil" and "Notable Evil People", both of which I tweaked continuously for the next couple hours until I thought they were funny enough. I later cleaned up the Cannibal Corpse page and added a few things to make it funnier. Everything I do here, pretty much, is done for lols. If it's not funny, it ought to be zapped into oblivion. Or, you know, just edited to make it funny.
I have also contributed a few things to Maggie Thatcher's page, the Engrish page, and the Coach Z page. Mostly touch-ups or additions of little jokes. Minor corrections won't be listed, but if I've contributed anything of significance to an article, I'll link to it on the Contributions page.
Happy Chairman Award
The Happy Chairman Award has been up for quite some time and was well-received. I'm hoping it will become an award.
SPANK THE MONKEY
JACKASS! Now that I have your attention, send me pie.