User:Optimuschris/talk archive 5

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Bugger you!

Bugger you in the ass all night long! Oh yeah! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 21:02 19 May 2009're not gay for giving! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:09, 19 May
I suppose you americans, and you insatiable need to categorise people, would call me "versitile", I've never quite got that. Why do you further sub-divide teh gay community into Givers/takers and butch/femme? Over here, in teh civilised world, we don't really have that. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 21:16 19 May 2009
I just meant that maybe it was I who should be buggering you. You know, because I'm not gay and you are. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:18, 19 May
Yeah, sorry I just went off into a bit of a rant there. But no, I like to dominate big strong men like yourself. and you love it. ;) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 21:21 19 May 2009
Well, okay. It won't necessarily make me gay if I enjoy it though, right? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:23, 19 May
Oh absolutly, prepare for the time of your life followed by a lifetime of ridicule. :) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 21:24 19 May 2009
What if I tell everybody I didn't really like it much. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:31, 19 May
You can always say you're bisexual. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:33, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
Yeah like that's a proper excuse, too much of a cliche for people to take seriously. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 21:34 19 May 2009
Besides, I never could get the hang of having sex on a bike. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:39, 19 May
Oh because unisexuality is so much easier!? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 21:45 19 May 2009
Yes. Exactly. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:30, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost May 21st

Brought to you by Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:30, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks thank tank!!!

Sticklady.jpg I have to thank you all again

Because you voted for my page about my Nursery to get featured on the front page of the internet and that’s really awesome because Mummy got me a new toy! Although she did tell me never to pee in the sandpit again.

~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 08:49 27 May 2009

Thank ye

CrushYourHead.jpg Thanks for voting for my article, Dear Diary. And do rest assured that I am not a violent or vindictive person, and that voting no would have in no way resulted in me abusing my administrative powers to crush you like a grape.
~ Todd Lyons


Bobanddoug1.jpg So, uhm, thanks for votin' for my article, "I Like Cats (The Other White Meat)", eh? Like, maybe if you're not busy later you could come by, and I'll fry up some back bacon on the Coleman, and we can have a beer and talk. Unless you don't drink, eh? Cuz like I don't want to push you off the wagon or nothin'. I got some Tim Horton's coffee too, eh? Beauty.
~ Todd Lyons

Not sure where I should send the bribe. Email me I guess. --T. (talk) 19:33, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! May 28th, 2009

The only newspaper to be delivered by Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:38, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Thank you!

SavingPrivateElmo.jpg I just came by to thank all you.

Because you did something I like to see in this newer generation, and that's appreciating those of us on the wrong side of 50. These days, getting featured isn't as easy as it used to be. Why, back in my day any ol' whippersnapper could throw something together and put it on the front page. Not anymore, not anymore at all. So I am glad to see myself on the front page of the good ol' wiki before I die. I guess its nothing big, but oh well. Anyways, I got to get back to helping Elmo now, so I better get going (he thinks his dresser is trying to kill him again.)

   Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   17:48, 31 May 2009 (UTC)


Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 10:44, 1 June 2009 (UTC)


Hamboozoo Lawi Boozoo want to say sank you, ya otta!

You gived your voice to make za interfiew on za front page. So I want to say sank you... Want to see my brobelor? I also take you to za byramids and show you good time, and for you only 10 American dollars. No, wait! Come back! I want money! What do I tell to little Ahmad when he says ya baba, get food?...

Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 21:59 June 3 '09


Antdoctor.jpg "Feeling any pain yet, Mrs. Davis?"

Necropaxx is delighted to thank you for your For vote on his recent rewrite, Antbortion.

Remember, kids, this is what happened to your would-be brother Jeffy. Go kick your parents for him, why don't you?

Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:21, Jun 4

UnSignpost June 4th, 2009

Delievered by Saberwolf116 00:19, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Just wait till he's banned.

Then revert Kosovo, then. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 17:59, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Eh, I needed a way to kill time till my lunchbreak anyway. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:02, 5 Jun


A couplet from Billy the Kid:

Your vote's put another notch on my gun,
Historical revisionism has never been such fun.

Thanks for your vote! IronLung 02:16, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost June 11th/12th/whatever

I think I'm going crazy. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 12:53, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Kudos, Opty!

I'm sorry nobody had put you up on HS yet. We're stupid, you know. Anyway, good job!   Le Cejak <15:04 Jun 12, 2009>

Eh, I was kinda resisting adding myself. It kinda feels like bragging and makes me a little uncomfortable. I finally caved. =D Thanks. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:08, 12 Jun
I feel uncomfortable updating my stats too, but nobody else is gonna do it. Well, maybe, but probably not.   Le Cejak <15:48 Jun 12, 2009>


You ask, I answer. Unless you already knew. Anyway, seen it. Kinda meh. Plenty of tourists. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:01, Jun 12

OHAHAHA! I just figured it was completely made up! Ta mate. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:03, 12 Jun

I Will Possess Your Vote

Hi Chris. Sorry there's no clever template this time around (I didn't think this one would be featured, or even nominated). But thank you for voting for UnTunes:I Will Possess Your Log.  :) Cheers. --T. (talk) 15:54, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Thank you Mr. Chris...

Pro sack race.jpg
Thank you ...

... for supporting my recently featured picture.
A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed
in your honour.

- Sonje

--Dame 18:51, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks thank tank (again-again!)

Howtosandcastle.jpg "Joshy, what have I told you about manners?"

Sorry Mummy... I have to thank you all again because you voted my story THE BEST article of May and that means that someone who wanted to hire a space comedian will know that I'm funny and give me money so that I can buy toys!

   Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 00:34 16 June 2009

Atlas Shrugged

Yeah, I get your point. Really. I haven't much liked them either. I've modified the "confused" on the bottom of the "Atlas Shrugged" article, so that it's not giving an explanation. But on the "John Galt" article, I've left it in place, with a photo and some rewording that make it somewhat amusing.

Truth is, not everyone has read those books. Or is familiar with Ayn Rand. The one section at the bottom called "confused" takes away nothing from those who are familiar with all of it, and may add a touch to those only a little familiar, or not familiar at all.

And how'd you like that Last Supper pic, eh? And it being Paul Larkin in the spot where Judas was, eh? C'mon, that was funny!

--Clemens177 22:20, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Yup, funny pic. The explanations are still there though, even if the one on Atlas Shrugged is now silly. I can't vote for till they're gone completely. If you really feel like an explanation is required, then maybe you need to rework the articles so the joke isn't so obscure. Alternatively, you could always put the explanations on the talk pages... -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:01, 17 Jun

Hi! How are you doing? -- ”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 21:33, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Opty, please...

This is like the 4th thing in a row of mine you've voted for. What do you need? Money? Alcohol? A original Megatron New-in-Box?


And in appreciation for your donation to
The Billy Graham Evangelistic Association
I am sending a sign of my personal love for you — your very own polyester prayer handkerchief, suitable for wiping the tears of joyous revelation.
~ B. G.

Cheers, --T. (talk) 14:05, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

The Megatron thing sounds pretty cool... -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:12, 18 Jun
Lemme see if I can hook you up.  :) --T. (talk) 14:13, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! June 18th/19th!

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:37, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Give some advice

If there any tips to make my article good and funny?--Woad85 23:32, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Read HTBFANJS Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 23:36 June 19 '09
Always good advice there. And as I said on the talk page, I'm afraid I don't know anything about the subject matter. All I can really say is clean up the grammar, remove about 90% of the quotes and lists, see what you have left and go from there. Good luck and have fun! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN13:43, 20 Jun

Moar Feature Thankies

Pencil2.jpg Writers, of all kinds, would like to thank you!

For voting for the article on Writing to become featured.

They wrote this template just for you, please apreciate the effort - it is a work of art after all!

   Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:02 22 June 2009


Trailer-park-boys.jpg on behaf of the FU gradjewating class of 2009 we the stewdents of the Fackulty of Agrickulchur awnors program wish to xpres our sinsear appreesheashun for yer suporting a desent edjewcashun for peepul like us hoo mite haf utherwize ended up in jail for growin pot or sumthin which we wood of like only did just for medical use cuz we herd that Flin Flon, Manitoba needed help cuz they coodnt keep up with deman anymor
~ Ricky, Bubbles & Julian

Tally ho, Gentleman!

UKLanding01.jpg Thank you for voting in support of this image, sire. I hope that the photo will be featured forever. I hope that you have your day. Want some tea and biscuits, sir?
~ Gentlemen from Outer Space

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Michael Jackson

Please don't drive it off topic. The topic is for figuring out what to do with the article. Saberwolf116 22:51, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

I know, OptyC. Listen to wat Saberwolf116's sayin'. Follow directions, damnit.—Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 21:06, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
Anything you say whoeveryouare! And by that I of course mean no. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:26, 26 Jun

Hey dude

I guess I got a little out of line on the village dump. Sometimes I get kind of wound up when it comes to using that forum, so i'll avoid it from now on. My bad. Saberwolf116 01:29, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Don't worry about it. I think I'll be okay. *sniff* I mean, it's not like my feelings are hurt. *sniffle* WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO MEAN? *WHAAAAHHH* -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:48, 26 Jun

One more for the cause...

Newcookie.gif guybles has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Someone else to thank for keeping an eye on Sherlock Holmes. There's someone who really wants to keep blanking that article (or keep changing all the names to "DarkDung"). Ta. Guybles CUN 19:57, 26 June 2009 (UTC)


Whuz dis mikhail jakeson evrybode kipz toaking aboot? Did a celeb died or sumthin? Lets sea /me turns on the TV, the simpsons is on, I sit and watch Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 21:35 June 26 '09

Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:10 30 June 2009


SP-Orian57.jpg I, Orian57, extend my grattitude for (of?) your vote on WotM!

No but seriously, guys. Thanks, it means something to me, more than it should probably.

Fucking hetero's. :) seriously though thanks!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 11:55 1 July 2009

Well deserved my friend. You've really come a long ways from when we started. Congratulations. Fag. :) -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:05, 1 Jul
Who? No I'm Orian Fag's the girly one. And yeah I think I've sortof improved more in the last quarter (that sounds a fuckload more professional than two months) than I did last year. And yeah, do you still write stuff, that thing with the brick was my first review. thanks again.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 16:10 1 July 2009

UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:30, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Saw the new Transformers movie

Two words- Megan Fox. Whoa. ~~Oaktown Holla 05:46, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

I swear you were in it, OptyC. Staircase CUNt 05:47, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, he was a stunt double for Shia. ~~Oaktown Holla 04:33, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
They made a Transformers movie? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:09, 8 Jul

This is a Giant Ugly Template And it’s yours!

The actors would like to thank you!

For voting for UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012 to become featured.

Female Police Officer: Hel-

Nathan: (interupting) Hello and thank you. We appreciate the recognition of our work and in recognition of this we give you this template.

Female Police Officer: I swear to god if you cut across me like that again I'll beat you to death you bastard!

Oscar: I apologise for the woman, she's not normally this vulgar. Must be her period or something.

   Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 10:58 5 July 2009

UnSignpost 9th July 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 22:34, Jul 9

Someone or other...

Put something here. It may be a pile of poop. Careful where you tread. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 11:19, Jul 16

Thanks dude. I've got a plan for it. Whether or not I ever have time is another matter. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:13, 16 Jul


hi again, opty. the unsignpost is considering doing a story on the recent flood of articles on VFD: it's been right near twenty for quite some time. would you have any sort of comment on the situation? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:23, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

ic management

hey opty, can you wrap up the you colonization? i think we're as done as we're going to be, so if you could give it a last once-over, particularly the end, and then ask MrN9000 if he can do his super special delete/move to get it where it's gotta go, that would be awesome. then once the colonization page is blank, get a discussion on the direction we'll take with god going. i ran out of time today, and i have a train to catch, and i'll be away til wednesday. see you then! thanks! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:52, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

I'll try, but we're in the process of moving all of our inventory to our new location and I'm kinda swamped today. I'll see what I can do. See you Wednesday! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:25, 17 Jul

UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:53, 25 July 2009 (UTC)


You seem to be capable of reading numerous articles and voting quite fast... Are you actually reading them? Are you? Are you The Flash? Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:29, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

You seem to be under the impression that I ever read articles. I just vote however you vote. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:44, 28 Jul
Ah. That's the smart and efficient way of doing things. Kinda like the Japanese. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:46, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
For. Asian chicks. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:49, 28 Jul

Hi, I don't know how to create my own header!

Optyc, stop the fucking trolling. It's annoying to Chuck Norris's tale of eating Oprah.--Bad Shroom 23:11, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Please don't hesitate to piss off. Any time you edit one of my comments again I'm going to spam more of the rickroll gif. And if you really piss me off I'll just put you on ban patrol. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:37, 29 Jul
You really are immature. I'll get 4chan for you so you can spam about Transformers at Anonymous.--Bad Shroom 17:28, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
That's rich coming from somebody trying to create a meme. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:56, 29 Jul
Now now. Both of you kiss and make-out. /turns on camera. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 17:58, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
/makes out with Dexter. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:00, 29 Jul
Bad Shroom, as someone on #halopedia so succintly put it, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... No." S-984 22:58, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

It would be good if Bad Shroom didn't spam his stupid SHUBQUIL crap all over our Uncyclopedia. Just saying. -- hairless Ape (evaporate) (Riot Porn) 23:04, 31 July 2009 (UTC)


I've chucked a bundle of stuff I've taken from here into the talk page. Keep it or kill it as you see fit. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 03:37, 29/07/2009

How about you?

I left this stinking at the dump when I left for a vacation. Nobody gave a shit. How about you? I think it would be practical. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 18:25, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

I think it seems like a lot more words than I'm comfortable reading in one sitting. How about you sum it up for me? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:01, 29 Jul
OK - idea is to establish a spin office. Requires 3-4 people to establish (for good results I think 3 is needed), one to run (requires no work, just pointing stuff out to people who don't know what to write and how).

Aim is to create "customers" for whom anyone could write stories, from an angle provided by the office. Easy satire because the invented customers will be for instance people who know, but want to deny, that martians are going to invade the Earth sooner or later. If you want further details, please see my reply to Guildensternenstein in the same forum. I cannot put it much shorter than that - the examples I give are important to getting the idea.

  • Why? Because there could be writers who would like to write satire but don't know how. Or, there could be writers who don't like one-offs. Or, there could be an audience that wants to follow how Rubber Houses Inc. tries to convince the public they are right in selling rubber houses. Spin office provides the stories for them, as fake news etc. like real spinners do. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 17:59, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:36, 4 August 2009 (UTC)