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A Song:[edit]

In a country far far away
there's a man with keyboard
and lot's of time to spare
he creates new nations
and destroys them at his wish
for the time is too long
to focus on his english
or to just leave it there
This is my song,
And this is my Page,
For my name is not my Identity,
And I don't even know who I am,
All honest Finder is invited,
To please bring me back to myself,

My Pages[edit]

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...Home of some angry Jews
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This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.

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... and is unabashedly American!

British Royal Family.jpg This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to [[{{{1}}}]].

Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
Bottlenose dolphin Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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Usb! No, really!


1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
Villianc.jpg This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
Happysatan.jpg This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

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Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns.
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
n00b This user is a n00b.
Jihad.jpg This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain
אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)
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This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.