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Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

«how's this for aesthetic?»

I arrived some random day from Vojvodina in a little checkered Vans slip-ons box. Anyway, just let's say i'm both a fuckin' emo whore and sysop at Inciclopedia. And sometimes i think i'm a soda bottle... or something... By the way, I'm sort of Serbian, buuuut... there's no userbox for that u_u so I'll just get into my Vans box and cut my vessels while listening to Death Cab for Cutie.

October 17, 2007

pögo'squickfacts [by order of cooking]
BS This userpage is bullshit.
Envelope.gif This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfasctory life unless they forwards this userbox to 10 friends.
Inci.gif This user is stupid and gay an ambassador of the Spanish Inciclopedia here, in Anglo-Saxon lands.
Mr rubber ducky.gif This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Brain.gif This user's IQ is 58.

du-N This user is a native speaker of Dumbass.
es-P This f****r speaks Español heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
fr-E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school.
pt-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Português.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

MEH This user redefines lazy.
One Fierce Beer Coaster icon.jpg This user's only friends are make-believe.
NO This user doesn't care.
Durrr This user is a fucking Moron.
hey! The above wasn't my fault!