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Pheonixis was born then in the town of there. He was raised by they unitil they died while kitten huffing. He was left all alone on the streets of there until he was found by him. He took him home to his place and they lived happily ever after until him suffered death from DDS. But he now knew enough to make it in the world, and then he found uncyclopedia, where he stayed ever since. No, seriously. Do you even care?

Damn! Features!

Articles by me

You will read these...

Not by me

You should still read them though.

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In Latin they would be sinister.
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My enemies

What do they think?

“I hate him.”

~ Pheonixis on Pheonixis

“It tickles on my stomach.”

~ Loki on Pheonixis

“He's not enough for me.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Pheonixis

“Are you sure?”

~ Pheonixis on The Above Quote

“You're stupid.”

~ Faime on Pheonixis

Börk Börk!