User:Pretender

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Hallo all. I am the Pretender - I'm actually one of Beethoven's symphonies, but I moonlight as a sonata.

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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
fr-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Fran├žais.
it-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Italian.
Virgindeguadalupe.jpg This user is Catholic and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.
Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
eo-G This user does not speak Esperanto and furthermore believes Esperanto to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Esperanto.
gbs-N This user is a native speaker of Galactic Basic Standard.
la-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Latin.
British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
and is terribly polite
(British Uncyclopedians)