User:QUILz

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Wow. lollipop
All hail Chairman Jimbo! Leader of the quiche Revolution!

“Oh, QUILz will kill me one day or another, but he will remember forever that I caught him, that I held him prisoner. So there's my immortality, eh? (laughs)”

~ Mommy Fortuna on QUILz

"alarming fuchsia lollipop!!!"

~ Matt Groening on QUILz

“All your QUILz are belong to us!”

~ CATS on QUILz

“As I see it, yes.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on is QUILz a lubricant?

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Basic User Info[edit]

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, QUILz also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
This is not QUILz, and it definitely isn't <insert name here> either.

Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Male


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UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.
JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns.
Fox This user is a furry. And damn well proud of it, too.
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This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Boredkid.jpg This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
Wiki.png This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
n00b This user is a n00b.
NO This user doesn't care.
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This user is a geek.
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi
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This user has been blocked
1 time.
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Hiding kitty.jpg This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
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This user believes everything they read.

Biohazardnew.jpg This user is an evil clone of QUILz.
Tux-thinkpad.png This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.

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This user is so pirate, they stole religious doctrine.

Dracula1.jpg This user is a vampire, and is best served chilled.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
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MEH This user redefines lazy.
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This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
uk-0 This user does not understand Correct English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
fr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.
ja-0 This user does not understand Japanese and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
fur-X This user only speaks Furry enough to seduce native Furry speakers.
do-X This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers.
ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.
css-F This user got an F in CSS and likes their native language better (if they have one).
MW-F This user got an F in MediaWiki and likes their native language better (if they have one).
java-G This user does not speak Java and furthermore believes Java to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Java.
perl-0 This user does not understand Perl and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
php-G This user does not speak PHP and furthermore believes PHP to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of PHP.
mor-0 This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
pika-X This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers.
vl-G This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.
se-F This user got an F in Simple English and likes their native language better (if they have one).
rh-F This user got an F in Random Humour and likes their native language better (if they have one).
sa-4 This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.
17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.
cpp-0 This user does not understand C++ and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
ns-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Newspeak.
lz-E This user only speaks Lesbian because it was a required course in school.
enl-X This user only speaks English, but Louder enough to seduce native English, but Louder speakers.
pe-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Plain English.
re-L Thith uther thpeakth Recondite English with a really thexy lithp.
ru-P This f****r speaks Русский heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
sc-E This user only speaks Scrabble because it was a required course in school.
sl-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of sign language.
us-0 This user does not understand American English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
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This user speaks Bullet without a suppressor and can get a bit too noisy during an assassination.
enr-X This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers.


QUILz's alter ego[edit]

Basic User Info[edit]


Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips?
When death stalks the night, remember, it's all your fault

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, QUILz also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Female

Stuff that has naught to do with you[edit]

Subpages / Other Pages[edit]

History[edit]

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Oh, and I replaced the image with text, too. OH, and a nicer font aswell.

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Likes and Dislikes[edit]

Likes[edit]

The things QUILzy likes

    

Dislikes[edit]

The things QUILzy hates
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You | Your mom | Linux | Jimbo Wales | Wookieepedia | Microsoft

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  • just
  • to
  • piss
  • off.

Fourtune Cookie[edit]

Words of Wisdom and Advice[edit]

“Beware the love triangles which turn into wrecktangles!”

...now available in a fun, easy-to-use portable edition!

From their great moronic ruler[edit]

“In my State of the — my State of the Union — or state — my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation — I asked Americans to give 4,000 years — 4,000 hours over the next — the rest of your life — of service to America. That's what I asked — 4,000 hours”

~ George W. Bush on the 2002 State of the Union

“In my State of the — my State of the Union — or state — my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation — I asked Americans to give 4,000 years — 4,000 hours over the next — the rest of your life — of service to America. That's what I asked — 4,000 hours”

~ George W. Bush on the 2002 State of the Union

“In my State of the — my State of the Union — or state — my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation — I asked Americans to give 4,000 years — 4,000 hours over the next — the rest of your life — of service to America. That's what I asked — 4,000 hours”

~ George W. Bush on the 2002 State of the Union


Nobody Cares[edit]


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Games[edit]

Coin Clone Experiment VS[edit]

Rules for Coin Clone Experiment VS[edit]

  • 75% or 100% heads: 1 win (+1 to total score)
  • 75% or 100% tails: 1 loss (-1 to total score)
  • 50-50: xyzzy (do nothing with total score)
  • Any coins landing on their side: ∞ wins. (instant win; ignore all other rounds)

Round 1[edit]

Me You

DOWN THE DRAIN

DOWN THE DRAIN

DOWN THE DRAIN

DOWN THE DRAIN

DOWN THE DRAIN

DOWN THE DRAIN

DOWN THE DRAIN

DOWN THE DRAIN

Round 2[edit]

Me You

DOWN THE DRAIN

DOWN THE DRAIN

DOWN THE DRAIN

DOWN THE DRAIN

DOWN THE DRAIN

DOWN THE DRAIN

DOWN THE DRAIN

DOWN THE DRAIN

Round 3[edit]

Me You

DOWN THE DRAIN

DOWN THE DRAIN

DOWN THE DRAIN

DOWN THE DRAIN

DOWN THE DRAIN

DOWN THE DRAIN

DOWN THE DRAIN

DOWN THE DRAIN

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See also[edit]

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Profit![edit]

 

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You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.



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