User:QUILz

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Wow. heretic
All hail Chairman Jimbo! Leader of the eggplant Revolution!

“Know your QUILz.”

~ Sun-Tzu on QUILz

"obscure brown heretic!!!"

~ Jim Carrey on QUILz

“Many times have I fantasized of raping QUILz.”

~ Eminem on QUILz

“Concentrate and ask again.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on is QUILz a cadaver?

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Basic User Info[edit]

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, QUILz also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
This is not QUILz, and it definitely isn't <insert name here> either.

Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Male


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UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.
JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns.
Fox This user is a furry. And damn well proud of it, too.
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This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Boredkid.jpg This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
Wiki.png This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
n00b This user is a n00b.
NO This user doesn't care.
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This user is a geek.
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


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This user has been blocked
1 time.
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This user was the millionth visitor to a popular web site.

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Tux-thinkpad.png This user supports free operating systems because he/she is basically a cheapskate.

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Pirates do it till you walk the plank.

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Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
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MEH This user redefines lazy.
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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
uk-0 This user does not understand Correct English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
fr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.
ja-0 This user does not understand Japanese and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
fur-X This user only speaks Furry enough to seduce native Furry speakers.
do-X This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers.
ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.
css-F This user got an F in CSS and likes their native language better (if they have one).
MW-F This user got an F in MediaWiki and likes their native language better (if they have one).
java-G This user does not speak Java and furthermore believes Java to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Java.
perl-0 This user does not understand Perl and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
php-G This user does not speak PHP and furthermore believes PHP to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of PHP.
mor-0 This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
pika-X This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers.
vl-G This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.
se-F This user got an F in Simple English and likes their native language better (if they have one).
rh-F This user got an F in Random Humour and likes their native language better (if they have one).
sa-4 This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.
17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.
cpp-0 This user does not understand C++ and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
ns-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Newspeak.
lz-E This user only speaks Lesbian because it was a required course in school.
enl-X This user only speaks English, but Louder enough to seduce native English, but Louder speakers.
pe-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Plain English.
re-L Thith uther thpeakth Recondite English with a really thexy lithp.
ru-P This f****r speaks Русский heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
sc-E This user only speaks Scrabble because it was a required course in school.
sl-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of sign language.
us-0 This user does not understand American English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
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This user speaks Bullet without a suppressor and can get a bit too noisy during an assassination.
enr-X This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers.


QUILz's alter ego[edit]

Basic User Info[edit]


Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips?
When the end comes, remember, it's all your fault

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, QUILz also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Female

Stuff that has naught to do with you[edit]

Subpages / Other Pages[edit]

History[edit]

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Oh, and I replaced the image with text, too. OH, and a nicer font aswell.

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Likes and Dislikes[edit]

Likes[edit]

The things QUILzy likes

    

Dislikes[edit]

The things QUILzy hates
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You | Your mom | Linux | Jimbo Wales | Wookieepedia | Microsoft

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  • just
  • to
  • piss
  • off.

Fourtune Cookie[edit]

Words of Wisdom and Advice[edit]

“A banker will lend you money only if you can prove you don't need it.”

...now available in a fun, easy-to-use portable edition!

From their great moronic ruler[edit]

“You'll hear people say it's racist to test. Folks, it's racist not to test. Because guess who gets shuffled through the system oftentimes? Children whose parents don't speak English as a first language, inner-city kids. It's so much easier to quit on somebody than to remediate”

~ George W. Bush on his education bill

“You'll hear people say it's racist to test. Folks, it's racist not to test. Because guess who gets shuffled through the system oftentimes? Children whose parents don't speak English as a first language, inner-city kids. It's so much easier to quit on somebody than to remediate”

~ George W. Bush on his education bill

“You'll hear people say it's racist to test. Folks, it's racist not to test. Because guess who gets shuffled through the system oftentimes? Children whose parents don't speak English as a first language, inner-city kids. It's so much easier to quit on somebody than to remediate”

~ George W. Bush on his education bill


Nobody Cares[edit]


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Games[edit]

Coin Clone Experiment VS[edit]

Rules for Coin Clone Experiment VS[edit]

  • 75% or 100% heads: 1 win (+1 to total score)
  • 75% or 100% tails: 1 loss (-1 to total score)
  • 50-50: xyzzy (do nothing with total score)
  • Any coins landing on their side: ∞ wins. (instant win; ignore all other rounds)

Round 1[edit]

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Round 2[edit]

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Round 3[edit]

Me You
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See also[edit]

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Profit![edit]

 

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