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Carlb-sockpuppet-02.jpg Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are NXWave?

Salvador Dali pencil by noistar.jpg Nominated User Page of the Month                               Presented By His Holiness, the Dali Llama
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Ironic isn't it. It's an image with text being superimposed on it. How could this type of sorcery be possible?
This is a list of the articles that I've done and that I really, really like. The articles I did are under "Original" and the ones that I like are under "Favorites". Enjoy!



Well it's blank for now but watch this space. Something is coming soon.

This is the awards I've won or earned. Look at how neat and tidy they are!

Hong Kong Feng Shui Phooey Approved June 2008
In the name of Allah! Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

has awarded you a Nuclear missile
Now go and destroy the The Zionist Entity

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User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.



2 This user has written 2 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
sp-0 This user does not understand Spanglish and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
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This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
Batman This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful...
NOV This user is a userbox novice.
n00b This user is a n00b.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
How dare you consider this user not awesome! How dare you not recognise the awesomeness of this user! This person uses the power of "How Dare You"!
US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
LV-2 This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.

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This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Exquisite-kfm home.png This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.
108 4 8 15 16 23 42 This user watches Lost; and likes it too! s/he has all the box sets and everything!

This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Userbox-single.svg.png This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.
DogNewspaper.jpg This user subscribes to the UnSignpost: The Newspaper That Wonders What Happened To You. You Used To Be Cool.