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Real Name: QwertyMaster
Age: N/A
Gender: Male
Area of Birth: Wales
Area of Living: Pieland
Weight/Mass: £4
Occupation: Field Marshall of the army of Pieland
Favourite Article: Pieland
Weapon of Choice: Grue Grenade Launcher'
Languages Spoken: Pieish, English

Leader of the national army of Pieland and a loyal citizen, He actively supports Pieland in all matters and is responisible for helping invent many pie related weapons.



Oh yeah, I did these things[edit]

  • Slayed King Pingu in the war against the Penguins.
  • Made this page


PIELAND This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.

(List of Pielanders)

\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.