User:Rabies Turtle

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This user was formerly known as Benno briton. If a redirect led you here, this is me. Uhuh.

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Hi! My name is Ben. I also edit Illogicopedia, as a illegal wiki immigrant.I haz been banned on uncyco before! I blanked the CATS article and payed the £0 (plus VAT) price. Horror of horrors, I am born and bread in Sheffield and support the only decent team, Sheffield United.

Hey, if you spot anybody called <insert name here>, tell them they owe me £965,723 due to that loan they took out when they were born. Thanks!

Me favouritess articlez:

en-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
de-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.
rh-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour.
us-0 This user does not understand American English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
au-0 This user does not understand 'Straylyan and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
Pie-N This user is a native speaker of Pie.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
Vista logo.png This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies, the only reason they use it is because they have to.

This article hates America, just like everyone else does. See more about Unamerica.

Consequently, this article lacks much or any redeeming intellectual value. However, even though no one smarter than a doorknob has contributed significantly to this article, it still contains more truth than you may be able to handle.

British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
and is terribly polite
(British Uncyclopedians)