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At one point or another, there was a blank userpage. Now there isn't. Instead, the userpage has become like xserver-xorg: overbuilt, overflashy, and over-beyond-repair. Now get back to your terminal.

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\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
NO This user doesn't care.
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... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.




  • i'm not important.
  • i have a headache.
  • im on IRC way too much
  • now go away.
  • stop following me
  • seriously.


  1. learn more python (the language)
  2. do stuff with greasemonkey that pertains to uncyclopedia
  3. wake up
  4. finish history project
  5. finish reading H. P. Lovecraft stories
  6. fix up Shredded_Wheat (a pleasantly futile task)


  • yes


  1. nothing
  2. python
  3. c++
  4. bash
  5. going to learn a mono language
  6. java (sorely regret it)