User:Raven 1959

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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
...jolly good, wot?!
(British Uncyclopedians)
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Baphomet.PNG This user is a Satanist and therefore is liable to sacrifice your dog.

17-X This user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers.
en-P This f****r speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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This user has tested positive for INTJ on the Myers-Briggs Test, and thinks the Black Helicopters are coming.

“I.. can't let you do that, Raven 1959!”

~ Star Wolf on Raven 1959

Greetings. I am Raven_1959. According to numerous sources, I come from the North-East of England, but this is hotly contested as simply being a rumour. I am currently 17 years old (though this may change to any random number - why, I don't know) and am currently getting ready to face the vile beast known as university, and the vile beats known as Hardcore Techno. I understand that the template:text ratio here is heavily skewed, mainly because I have no imagination whatsoever.


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my mood ring
very happy