User:Regret Tenenbaum
REGRET TENENBAUM, PRONOUNCED DEAD ON SEPTEMBER 5, 2009, 12:24 AM UTC. THE PRONOUNCER WAS METHAMPHETAMINE. GOODNIGHT.
“I'll rubber your duck”
“Why are you going into hiding? We didn't mean to fuck you that badly!”
“Fuck your complicated template thing!”
“I laugh every time I see the words "my contributions" in the corner there.”
To Do[edit]
- Noob stuff
- Uncyc TV stuff
- User:NekoKeichii-chan's Talk! sig, once he specifies.
Articles![edit]
HowTo:Survive with Soap in Your Eyes
Subpages[edit]
Sandbox! • Sigs! • Sig #1 • Mafia Sig • "Special Cookie" Award • The Reservoir • Card Template • Cash Template • That Red and Black Dropdown Template I Use A Lot • Mafia Advertising! • Mafia Advertising! (for noobs) • User:Regret Tenenbaum/HowTo:Make a Sig
Utility Templates[edit]
Userboxi[edit]
User:Regret Tenenbaum/userboxes/coffee
Images[edit]
Awards and what not[edit]
For being alive[edit]
Certificate of Respiration is hereby granted to: Regret Tennisball for his/her ability to breathe. --Uncyclopedia HowTo |
For the "Can-In-The-Pan" thing[edit]
For finding Darth Lithuania's userpage (lucky little bastard)[edit]
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User:Darth Lithuania has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
For Readmesoon's Quest thingy[edit]
For Helping Velosi-T With His/Her Sig[edit]
For Giving Meth a Cookie to Begin With[edit]
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Regret Tenenbaum has won the cowbell award for "......*gasp* you gave me a cookie!", and was awarded by Meth Although it has nothing to do with what you said, at least you're thanked anyway. |
Random Cowbell Thing[edit]
Cowbell Operator of the Month August 2008
I WON TEH PENIS![edit]
- [15:35 17 September] Sir FSt Don http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a3/MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
For the See Below[edit]
For that cookie I gave to PieSoup for having adorable pets[edit]
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PieSoup Likes you, and he hopes you like him back... |
Omg you secret finder >:([edit]
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You found PieSoup's not very hidden secret page, u get dis cool template/award thingy. |
- Colin "All your base" Heaney's birthday is in 11 years, 8 months and 13 days.... you have that long to make a cake-shaped template. APRIL SECOND, FOOL, WHAT?!?
- Orian57's birthday is on the 10th of April you have untill then to make me a cake shaped template and invite his friends around for jelly and ice cream!
- Methy's birthday is on May 20. You had your chance. WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?
- Yettie's birthday is on the 27th of December (fuck your complicated template thing!)...mmm...sex and rape are nice on cake.
- TheLedBalloon's birthday is on June 29th. PRESENTS NOW.