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Since this is an uncyclopedia, I'll just post fake info about myself. I play the bass guitar in a grunge band, I am a florist by day and I live in Wales. I absolutely hate Windows, and once took a sledgehammer to one. I own a pet snail called X-Poppy, I do laundry for my loser brother (Seamus! If you are reading this, get a freaking job!) I also predict the future...

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Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
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Buddychr.png This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
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MEH This user redefines lazy.
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Eat up.
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Vista logo.png This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
Happysatan.jpg This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

Eu!naz1.gif This user supports the European Reich.

Heil Hitler!

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This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.
RS This user plays RunEscape. Laugh at Pray for them.
Nintendo ds.png This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
LV-2 This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
610px-NGC Gamecube.jpg This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
Marijuana MY.jpg This user likes to smoke ganja.
Wheel.jpg This user watches Wheel of Fortune.

Jsbach-bass.jpg This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
Drumkit.jpg This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

Bottlenose dolphin Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

253951 photo.gif Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
TableImage.svg.png This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

FireV2.png This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.