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In the computer world, a standing of absolute power, compared to God in the real world. Take this classic quote:

"Bow down before me, for I am root".

While the origin of the word "root" is unknown, it is thought to be a reference to the roots found on almost all plants and trees. The reason for this reference is also unknown but one can assume its due to the fact that plants breed asexually, and the common geek has not had the opportunity to breed at all.

P.S. Happy Birthday