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Hey, I'm RugbyBoy. I live in the suburbs of Minneapolis, MN, USA. I think that America is being overun with retards and fat people, so when I turn eighteen, I'm going to ditch the United States and set my sights on the United Kingdom. I want to live in Leeds. My aunt says she wants to take me to the UK on a trip before I go, which would be awesome. I am very conservative(my civics teacher gave me the nickname "Little Rush", after Rush Limbaugh), which doesn't tie in with the United Kingdom, but that's alright. My favourite number is the Golden Ratio, which is 1.6180339887498948482. The first thing I ever read on Uncyclopedia was the article on ushankas. I remember that it was incredibly humourous, and that I wanted to read more. I generally read most about Oscar Wilde, Soviet Russia, and stereotypes. So I read more, and on 12 June 2010, I created an account. So that's my story!
I took a class on HTML in school so I know some basic HTML. But to be honest, I make most of my templates by finding another one, going into edit mode, and copy and pasting the code to my templates page. Then I edit it until it looks like what I want. Then I save it. If you don't save it, you just lost all your work, and I'd give you a big congratulations. Now onto one of my favourite things - music. As far as music goes, I like rock and metal and most of their subgenres. I know that there are a lot of douchebags (semi-sarcasm) that hate rock and metal, but to counter that, I absolutely hate rap, hip-hop, and pop with all my heart and soul. As far as I see, these three genres are simply someone talking really fast to a beat, putting synethesizers in the background, then using recording studio magic to move their voice up and down. Now, on a better note here are some of the bands that I like: The Devil Wears Prada, A Day To Remember, Whitechapel, Underoath, Saosin, As I Lay Dying, August Burns Red, Pink Floyd, Metallica, Guns 'n' Roses, and The Beatles. As you can see, my taste varies from metalcore to emo to psychadelic to thrash metal to just plain old rock. I also play guitar, piano, and clarinet. Life lesson: Never join your school's band! My guitar is an Epiphone Les Paul Special-II. My amp is a Line 6 Spider IV. My piano is really old. Built in 1916, it used to be a player piano in Chicago, then, over the course of about sixty years, it somehow ended up at a garage sale, and my grandmother bought it. Then twenty years later, she gave it to our family. So that's my piano's story. I don't even care about my clarinet really. I play it, but I hate it. 'Nuff said 'bout that.
For comedy my influences are: Monty Python, Dane Cook, Daniel Tosh, The Office (US), TomSka, and the Smothers Brothers. Despite being American, my sense of humour actually amounts to more than a pile of vomit and shit. Monty Python is definitely my biggest influence. Among my favourite sketches are: The Cheese Shop, the Spanish Inquisition, the Hunting Film, Upper Class Twit of the Year, and Salad Days. I also hate it how whenever I ask an American if they've ever heard of Monty Python, they also go, "Oh, like Monty Python and the Holy Grail?". Every single person on the entire planet has seen the Holy Grail. I'm probably the only American to have watched every episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus and survived it.
Because I like British stuff so much, people often call me gay, which is surprising, since I don't live in a state where everyone involved in anything is a member of the Happy Gardening Club. I mean, come on, it's Minnesota! The only difference between us and Alaskans is forty degrees! But I mean really; some of those Southern states discriminate quite a bit. Maybe if I lived on the East Coast people wouldn't call me gay; the East Coast's culture is 70% British and 30% American. That's my kind of place. That's why I want to attend Boston College, then move to the UK. That's funny, since I was born on the West Coast, in Portland.
Can you guess what happens now? No? I go back to telling you about how much I hate liberals! Here's one reason a hate Al Gore's transvestite wife: She wanted to ban rock music! Why would someone do that? Like hip-hop, rap, and pop are any better! Rap is incredibly disrespectful towards women. Always insulting them in some way. Another thing about Britain; only Chavs listen to rap and hip-hop in Britain. And let's face it; anyone who listens to pop is a paedophile, just like the Pope and Michael Jackson. In other words, only women with moustaches listen to pop. Why? Only women listen to pop; everyone who listens to pop is a paedophile, and all paedophiles have moustaches! Doesn't everything make sense now?
Another thing; in certain aspects, doesn't it makes sense that white trash are the Chavs of North America? I mean, they're total dicks. Nobody likes them. They steal stuff, and they have too much sex. If you like the way I think, I have a philosphy page here. 'Nuff said 'bout everything.