User:SPARTAN-984/Mercenary contracts

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This page is for fake contracts or combat duels. I will be finishing it shortly. If multiple people hire me to perform a "job", I will prefer people who:

  • 1. - Are Over 9000
  • 2. - Are respected users known in the community
  • 3. - Are Mercenaries themselves (requires they have the Mercenary userbox) so I can work with them

However, in times of low activity I will take any contract to make a few bucks. But, basically, maybe nobody cares, in which case I'll move this page and change it into something else or just delete it altogether.

Professional Mercenary For Hire Jobs[edit]

You need a job done, I can do it! Just give me the target user or forum page and I will perform the job (unless it gets me banned, in which case I will object to it)