User:Saturn1/usbk

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General[edit]

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Tntasplode.png This user is an admin. Don't mess with them, or you will be BANNED.
Or eaten by a grue.
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{{Template:article count}}
{{{1}}} This user has written {{{1}}} articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

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{{Template:audio count}}
{{{1}}} This user has recorded {{{1}}} audio files because they love the sound of their own voice.

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{{Template:BureaucratUser}}
God4.gif This user is a Bureaucrat and they have the power of creation at their fingertips. They may ban or delete occasionally too.
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{{Template:southpaw}}
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This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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This user walks down the
left hand path
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Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
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{{Template:User iamafish-en}}
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{{Template:User iamalemming-en}}
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{{Template:User iamanaeroplane-en}}
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{{Template:User iamamonarch-en}}
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{{Template:LlamaRockingChair}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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{{Template:LlamaRockingChair2}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
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{{Template:LlamaRockingChair3}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

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{{Template:LlamaRockingChair4}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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{{Template:LlamaRockingChair5}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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{{Template:LlamaRockingChair6}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job!!


Now go away.

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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.


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{{Template:User MrDucky}}
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{{Template:user angel}}
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Those obsessed with so-called experts should thank their lucky stars that Wikipedia does not have an article about Saturn1/usbk.
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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
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{{Template:user no gender}}
This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

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{{Template:user grue}}
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{{Template:User Leon Fan}}
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{{Template:User Mind reader}}
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This user is reading your thoughts!

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{{Template:User Nietzsche Fan}}
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{{User Paladin}}
Paladin.gif This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
{{User Poor}}
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has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


{{user procrastinate}}
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
{{User serviceable-no}}
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{{User clone}}
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this might be usable for unintended anonymous editors
{{User Camelot}}
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and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
{{user notanumber}}
Numbersix.gif This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!
{{User Asian}}
Counter-Strike retail box This user is an Asian and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft24-7.
{{User CS}}
Counter-Strike retail box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and won't mind blowing your face off with an AK-47.


{{User Ubox-crap|some other page}}
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

{{User shiny}}
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{{User Official}}
Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
{{Steal userboxes}}
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
{{User shuvel}}
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This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
{{User wizard}}
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{{User Alien Anteater}}
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This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

{{User paint}}
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{{User wants featured}}
Potatohead aqua.png This user wants [[{{{1}}}]] featured.

{{User anon}}
Image-4.jpg Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this User has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
{{Rent}}
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

{{Blank_rent}}
This space for rent.


{{User:Tom Mayfair/User Chickenbox}}
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{{Userbox Template}}
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
{{Template:User Euroipods}}
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[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.


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{{Template:Random User}}

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This user is a zany quivering electric toothbrush that likes to edify while rotted gay Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Societys burglarize his virus.
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{{Template:CuteKiss}}
Kiss11.jpg Awww... How adorable! You made some other User happy and they left a kiss for you on your page!

Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*


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{{Template:User random thing}}
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user is the random sumptuous gas tank that rewarded his anus inside of your gas tank so you must deceive him/her with your sumptuous gas tank.
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{{User:Naughtyned/XCard}}
Snoop.JPG Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle, and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!
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Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
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{{Template:User Metalhead}}
\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
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{{Template:User diamond}}
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{{Template:User pearl}}
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{{Template:User mcdude}}
Mr. McDude has approved this article to be a part of his master plan Mcdude-sig.jpg
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{{Template:User See}}
Crystalball.png This user can see what you don't.
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Countries, Politics and Culture[edit]

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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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{{NonAmericanUser}}
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This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.
)

(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)

{{AustralianUser}}
{{AzeriUser}}
600px-Flag of Azerbaijan.svg.png This user is Azeri
Watch out, or you'll be fed
the pilaf of doom!

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{{CanadianUser2}}
DrapeauCanada.png.png This user is Canadian
...and mildly smug about it!
{{Chileno}}
Condor1949.gif This user is Chilean
and knows who's the owner of Nuts4Nuts
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{{CommunistUser}}
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Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
{{User libertarian}}
$$$ This user is a libertarian, so stay away from his or her wallet, hippie!
{{IrishUser}}
LeprechaunMoon.png This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.


{{IndianUser}}
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He can only talk in English and C++.
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{{User Scotland}}
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{{CubanUser}}
Cuba flag large.png This user is Cuban,
¡all your base are belong to Fidel Raúl!
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{{UKer}}
British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
and is terribly polite
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{{NZ User}}
This user is a Kiwi
...and will someday earn the respect the Aussies stole from them!
{{BelgianUser}}
Belgian.gif Ceci n'est pas un Belge
...because Uncyclopedia
frowns upon cursing.
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{{PolishUser}}
This user is from wonderful Poland
...and is out to get your teen daughter!
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{{IsraeliUser}}
Israeliflag.jpg This user Israeli
...Home of some angry Jews
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{{Antitexas}}
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This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
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{{EstonianUser}}
Estonian Flag.gif This user is a crazy Estonian
... who will pwn ya all!
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{{ColombianUser}}
ColombianFlag.jpg This user is Colombian
...and is smuggling cocaine!
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{{VietUser}}
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...and is an unwilling commie!
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{{BrazilianUser}}
{{CzechoslovakianUser}}
Cz Flag.gif This user is Czechoslovakian
and can spell better than you!
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{{Pieland}}
PIELAND This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.

(List of Pielanders)

{{User_anti-Communist}}
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Anti-Communist,
... and is unabashedly American!

{{Straight}}
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Groups[edit]

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{{Clarinetplayer}}
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{{guitarist}}
Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
{{bassist}}
Jsbach-bass.jpg This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
{{drummer}}
Drumkit.jpg This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

{{pianist}}
Grandpiano.gif This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
{{User OS:Dos}}
C:\>_ This user contributes using DOS.
{{FirefoxUser}}
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

{{OperaUser}}
OperaLogo.jpg This user uses Opera, but is above petty musicals.
{{User dialup}}
Dialing...
Verifying username and password...
Shit! This user contributes using dial-up!
{{[email protected]}}
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{{[email protected]}}
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{{Frappr user}}
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{{CyberNationUser}}
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{{MarreeManUser}}
Marree man greyscale outline.jpg This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species.
{{LinuxUser}}
Tux-thinkpad.png This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.

{{WindowsUser}}
Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

{{MacUser}}
Finder.png This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
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{{UnAnnouncerUser}}
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{{UnReporterUser}}
UnNews Logo Potato.png This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
{{User Pirate}}
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This user is one Jolly Rodger.

{{User Bestiary}}
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{{User Punished}}
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{{User Never Punished}}
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{{User smoker}}
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This user adept of suicide in small fees. Cool, aint it?
{{User Gamer}}
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{{Metalhead}}
\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
{{User PUTPBAA}}
Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia.
{{User Vegan}}
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{{User Vampire}}
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{{User Zombie}}
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{{Miser}}
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{{Wheel_Of_Fortune}}
Wheel.jpg This user watches Wheel of Fortune.


{{User assassin}}
Assassin.JPG This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

{{Maddox fan}}
Maddox.gif This user loves Maddox.

Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.

{{UnMySpace}}
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Nonsensical[edit]

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{{User meow}}
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
{{user woof}}
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
{{User Dolphin}}
Bottlenose dolphin Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
{{User rot13-N}}
EBG13-A Guvf hfre vf n angvir fcrnxre bs EBG13.
{{User Pi}}
Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi
{{BANANAPHONE}}
253951 photo.gif Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!


{{HeadOn}}
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

{{Simp}}
simp This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on his\her userpage!


Note: This template is here because most people who don't like userboxes probably won't have this userbox on his or her userpage anyway.

{{User:Anotherpongo/User Is Toilet}}
JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
{{User It}}
? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.

Self-referential[edit]

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!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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{{User userbox}}
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

{{Really_like_userboxes}}
Usb! No, really!


{{REALLY_REALLY_TRULY_LIKE_USERBOXES}}
USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


{{User Uncyclopedia reference}}
Wiki.png This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
{{Userpage Bullshit}}
BS This userpage is bullshit.
{{User IP}}
IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


{{Blank}}
{{Inci}}
Inci.gif This user is stupid and gay an ambassador of the Spanish Inciclopedia here, in Anglo-Saxon lands.
{{User block}}
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This user has been blocked
{{{1}}} times.
{{User:Berogen/User Invisible}}
OBN.png This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

{{User random-colors}}
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
{{User Not Calm}}
Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down.
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{{User_duh}}
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
{{Elsewhere_on_Internet}}
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{{User_redundant_Userboxes}}
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Affiliation with Conspiracies or Other Organizations[edit]

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{{User cabal}}
Villianc.jpg This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
{{Search cabal}}
Villianc.jpg This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
{{User CCP}}
中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
{{User conspirator}}
3dspork.png This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
{{User anticonspiracy}}
{{User jimbo}}
JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
{{User Hummingbird}}
Hummingruby.jpg This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

{{User Hall Hero}}
Paladin.jpg This user is a member of DiZ's inner circle. Fear them.
{{PudgistUser}}
Weasel photo3.jpg This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
{{User sinner}}
Happysatan.jpg This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

{{User Jesus approved}}
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{{User Satan approved}}
Happysatan.jpg Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
{{User subliminal}}
sub subliminal!
{{User pegasus}}
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{{User unicorn}}
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{{User Ouroboros}}
Ouroboros.gif This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates His return.
{{User Anti-Huff}}
Hiding kitty.jpg This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
{{User DoF}}
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This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.
{{FSM Follower}}
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This user be a pirate in disguise.

{{Reformed}}
Buddychr.png This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
{{LoB}}
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{{User_denounce_BENSON}}
Anti-Benson.JPG This user denounces BENSON.


{{User_better_than_BENSON}}
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This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

{{Rigist}}
BROTRR This user is a proud Rigist.


{{Evil Atheist Conspirator}}
Eaclogo.jpg This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."

Mental maladies[edit]

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{{User ADD}}
Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
{{User ADD Box}}
Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
{{User_Pedophile}}
Sign11.PNG This user is a pedophile

As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor,
or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to.

{{User clownfear}}
Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns.
{{User Homeless}}
Homeless2.jpg This user is homeless.
{{User mad}}
Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist.

{{User No Napoleon}}
Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Note: Napoléon is a user, but he normally hangs out on the French dÉsencyclopédie.

{{User paranoia2}}
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

{{User pyro}}
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.


{{User ras}}
RAS This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.
{{User Myers-Briggs|ESFP|, really.}}
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This user has tested positive for ESFP on the Myers-Briggs Test, really.

{{User gullible}}
Gu

This user was the millionth visitor to a popular web site.

{{User Bat Fuck Insane}}
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable bass guitar. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and breaks at the bass guitar.
{{Addicted to Cowbell}}
Cowbell2.gif THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
{{No more cowbell}}
no cowbell This user has broken his/her addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!


{{User seizure}}
Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure.

Attitude[edit]

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{{User anonymous}}
? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
{{Baduser}}
{{user Geek}}
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This user is a geek.
{{user cool}}
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
{{User elite}}
1337 This user is elite.
{{User ego}}
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
{{User unoffensive}}
3wisemonkeys.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*


{{noob friendly}}
48px-Face-surprise.svg.png This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
{{User drill}}
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This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real men!
{{User profane}}
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
{{User punch}}
Myfisto.gif This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.


{{User subliminal}}
sub subliminal!
{{user hate}}
Nuvola apps important.png This user hates you and everyone you care about.
{{User n00b}}
n00b This user is a n00b.
{{Superlazy}}
MEH This user redefines lazy.
{{User opposes ubx screwing}}
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.
{{user untrustworthy}}
Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should not be trusted.
{{User Bloodhound Gang Fan}}
One Fierce Beer Coaster icon.jpg This user is an a-hole fan of an a-hole band.
{{Non-Wikipedian}}
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
{{User Musical}}
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This user wishes it could be Christmas/Xmas/Holiday every day.

{{User Admin control}}
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png This user believes that admins are control freaks.
{{User antisexual}}
Sex This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.

{{User no care}}
NO This user doesn't care.
{{User moron}}
Durrr This user is a fucking Moron.
{{UserSexy}}
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his/her name during intercourse.

{{User_wasnt_my_fault}}
hey! The above wasn't my fault!


{{Addicted to video games}}
Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg


{{User_adventurer}}
{{User racer}}
Skyline Z-Tune.jpg This User has the Need for Speed.
{{User Drift}}
Blue-supra-1.jpg This User can Drift and beat D.K.

Ninjas[edit]

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nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
{{user nj3}}
Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
{{User nj42}}
NinjaStarBlackBG.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
{{No_ninja}}
no nj This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.


War, violence and giant explosions[edit]

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{{User asplode}}
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{{Edolpsa_resU}}
.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT Daeh-gnidolpxE.gif
{{User ETP}}
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
{{User ecology-via-killing}}
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
{{User Essex2}}
Essex girl in fashion.jpg This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.
{{user merc}}
File:Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
{{user Pillage}}
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
{{user Viking}}
DenmarkViking.jpg This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
{{Jihadist User}}
Jihad.jpg This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain
{{User Eye Beams}}
Bjorkbeams.jpg This user has eye beams.
{{User Eye Beams 2}}
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user has eye beams.
{{DieBarneyDie}}
Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
{{N00b_r0xx0r_veteran}}
Leroy.gif This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.


{{User SCAG}}
{{Grue_Army}}
Grue Jammy.gif This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
Note:Only users who have JOINED can place this on their page.
{{User Sniper}}
Sergeant.PNG
This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
{{User_assault_soldier}}
Sergeant.PNG
This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.

Games[edit]

These userboxes are oriented towards games. 'Nuff saud.

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{{I beat Zork}}
Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.


{{I beat Zork 2}}
Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.


{{I beat The Abyss}}
ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.


{{I beat The Abyss twice}}
A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.


{{I can beat The Abyss in my sleep}}
ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.


{{User Zork Editor}}
Zork This user edits the Zork trilogy.
{{Abyss editor}}
Abyss This user edits The Abyss.


{{Grueslayer editor}}
Grueslayer.PNG This user edits Grueslayer.
{{Never too many TAs}}
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
{{Too many TAs}}
TA This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

Unknown Foreign Content[edit]

These are userboxes in languages of antique lands. They're like those cool tattoos that you get but do not know the meaning of. Use at your own risk.

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{{User yi-0}}
GOY This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Jackie Mason shows up.
{{User yi-1}}
אױ This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.
{{User yi-2}}
אױ װײ This user nisht ess bubkes but kreplach un knishn.
{{User yi-3}}
אױ געװאַלט Der usernik vill plotz zol zayn tuchas mit shpilkes, already!
{{User yi-4}}
אױ װײזמיר Der usernik vant you should shtop bothering dem when dey daven Toyreh, nu?
{{User yi-5}}
אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)
{{User uknownforeigncontent1}}
笨蛋 这个用户是一个笨蛋. 他可能不知道这写的什么. [1]

Bullet - speak to someone you hate!!![edit]

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{{Bullet|0}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #FFE0E8;"
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This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so.
{{Bullet|1}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #F0F8FF;"
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This user speaks only basic Bullet and must chamber a new round manually after each shot.
{{Bullet|2}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #D0F8FF;"
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This user speaks intermediate Bullet and can chamber a new round semi-automatically after each shot.
{{Bullet|3}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #E0E8FF;"
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This user speaks advanced Bullet and can fire rounds in short bursts.
{{Bullet|4}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #FFFF99;"
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This user speaks near-native Bullet and can fire low-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
{{Bullet|A}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #FBD0FF
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This user speaks Bullet without a suppressor and can get a bit too noisy during an assassination.
{{Bullet|E}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #F0F8FF
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This user killed 13 of his classmates in school speaking Bullet.
{{Bullet|F}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #FFE0E8;"
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This user does not have a proper firearms license for speaking Bullet.
{{Bullet|G}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #000000;"
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User opposes the use of Bullet.
{{Bullet|L}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #FFFFFF;"
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This user may result in jamming speaking Bullet.
{{Bullet|N}}
bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
{{Bullet|P}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #ffff00;"
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User may result in serious fouling speaking Bullet.
{{Bullet|X}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #606060;"
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This user only speaks Bullet enough to seduce NRA members.

Typo - For htose fo us stlil in Keyboardign 101[edit]

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{{Typo|0}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #FFE0E8;"
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This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
{{Typo|1}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #F0F8FF;"
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This use ris able to contribute with a babsic levle of Typo.
{{Typo|2}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #D0F8FF;"
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This usre si able to contriubte wuth a n inermideate level fo Tpyo
{{Typo|3}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #E0E8FF;"
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Thsi suer is albe ot cnotribute wiht na advandec leve lof Typo.
{{Typo|4}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #FFFF99;"
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Htis user sepaks Typo at a naer0native levle.
{{Typo|N}}
typo-N Tihs suser is s anative spealer fo Typo.
{{Typo|A}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #FBD0FF
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Yuo mihgt not eb abel to udnerstand thsi user becuaies they speka Typo wiht an extermeyl htick acecnt.
{{Typo|E}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #F0F8FF
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Thissuer onyl speakss Typo becuase ti was a require d cousre ni shcool.
{{Typo|F}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #FFE0E8;"
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This uesr got na F in Tpyo adn likes their natiev lagnuage bettew (if they ahve one).
{{Typo|G}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #000000;"
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This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.
{{Typo|P}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #ffff00;"
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Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.
{{Typo|L}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #FFFFFF;"
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tHiht uhtwr thpaekth Tyop wiht a raelyl htexy lihtp.
{{Typo|X}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #606060;"
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This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.

Mindspeak — for people who speak their minds.[edit]

Note: Use Mindspeakm if you are (or like to be thought of as) male, Mindspeakf if you are (or like to be thought of as) female. If you aren't sure, you're on your own. Sorry.

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{{Mindspeakm|0}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #FFE0E8;"
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This user doesn't know how to speak his mind, and hates people who speak their minds because they're all annoying liberals.
{{Mindspeakm|1}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #F0F8FF;"
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This user has a basic understanding of how to speak his mind, but prefers to leave the free thinking to the philosophers.
{{Mindspeakm|2}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #D0F8FF;"
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This user is able to contribute through speaking his mind at an intermediate level.
{{Mindspeakm|3}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #E0E8FF;"
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This user can contribute with an advanced understanding of how to speak his mind.
{{Mindspeakm|4}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #FFFF99;"
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This user has learned to speak his mind all the time. Stop the war!
{{Mindspeakm|N}}
MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.
{{Mindspeakm|A}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #FBD0FF
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Ya might nawt bea abewl two oondarstawnd diz youwzer whewn hew iz spewkeeng heez meint cauz hee zpeekz eet wiz aw vewrie theeck acksint.
{{Mindspeakm|E}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #F0F8FF
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This user only speaks his mind because his school was secretly part of a resistance group.
{{Mindspeakm|F}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #FFE0E8;"
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This user got an F in speaking his mind, and prefers to accept everything those above him tell him.
{{Mindspeakm|G}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #000000;"
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This user is a member of the Ministry of Love, swears that speaking ones mind is an embarrassment to society, and hereby wishes genocide of all those liberals who speak their minds.
{{Mindspeakm|P}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #ffff00;"
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This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.
{{Mindspeakm|L}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #FFFFFF;"
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Thith uther thpeakf hith mind wif an awfthul lithp.
{{Mindspeakm|X}} 1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #606060;"
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This user only speaks his mind enough to seduce and kidnap native mind-speakers for an authoritarian regime.