| User Nominated for Ban|
Blanking or otherwise vandalising this page can be dangerous.
| PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!|
This page is a piece of crap. The author(s) acknowledge this.
TO CAUSE CANCER, BIRTH DEFECTS AND OTHER REPRODUCTIVE HARM.
- 1 Useless Userboxes[Citation not needed at all; thank you very much]
- 2 More Crap
- 3 Poll
- 4 Favorite Pages 
- 5 Created Pages 
- 6 Awards[Citation not needed at all; thank you very much]
- 6.1 Main Awards [Citation not needed at all; thank you very much]
- 6.2 Awards That I got for voting good 
- 6.3 Christmas Cards that I got for 2007
- 6.4 Christmas Cards that I got for 2008
- 6.5 Christmas Cards that I got for 2009
Useless Userboxes[Citation not needed at all; thank you very much]
Disclaimer: I know this userpage is crap, but I can not be held responsible for having this user page as crap, even if I wrote the stupid thing. [Original Bullshit]If your unhappy on being here you can return to the Main Page[Original Bullshit]
I hope you enjoy my UserPage.[Original Bullshit] Please fucking don't vandalise it.[Original Bullshit] By doing so you will be at my mercy here[Citation not needed at all; thank you very much] and you fancy edit will be reverted. [Citation not needed at all; thank you very much]
<Poll> Is this page crap? Hell Yes, If I had the power to I would huff it on site and blow Sawblade5 up Yea I don't Care. No Hell No its the best Userpage on Uncyclopedia </poll>
Favorite Pages [Original Bullshit]
EPIC FAIL! Fisher Price Mr winkler is GAY feedback nobody cares HowTo:Get Banned Template:cn2[Original Bullshit] Template:username I am sure it's <insert name here>'s favorite too Template:ad Because I can't get enough useless annoying banner ads here. Peer I don't know why it is a favorite. That asshole keeps reseting my IRC connections Formula Floor The best new racing series out there. Main Page Am I the only one that considers this page on their favorites. Uncyclopedia:Fundraising Do NOT click any links! - No seriously don't Humanity: A Retrospective - Damn you blew it all up. to see what this article was about.
Created Pages [Original Bullshit]
Hijacked Domain Kansas City Royals - as an IP Template:driver Template:User 921 Template:User Feedback Template:Yes or No Ask me if I care! Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/General - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Affiliation with Conspiracies or Other Organizations - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Attitude - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Computing - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Games - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Groups - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Mental maladies - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Music - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Ninjas - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Nonsensical - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Self-referential - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/War, violence and giant explosions - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Unknown Foreign Content - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Bullet - speak to someone you hate!!! - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Typo - For htose fo us stlil in Keyboardign 101 - Paeg Spilt Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Mindspeak — for people who speak their minds. - Page Split Template:User likes goats - I also made this template for wikipedia.
“Hard to belive that I get anything at all.”
Main Awards [Citation not needed at all; thank you very much]
Awards That I got for voting good [Original Bullshit]
|The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out!|
|The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring!|
Thanks for voting for right arrow! You deserve this
Awarded by:You got somethin to say? at 02:35, 20 October 2007 (UTC)
Awarded by: Thanks! --01:58, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
|A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away....|
It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader.
However, during the nomination,
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...
|I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting!|
Thanks again for voting, -01:59, Dec 7
Awarded by: -- 00:49, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
|There you go son!
It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride!
Awarded At: 01:32, 12 January 2008
|The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle.|
|Beware the white stuff!|
Awarded by and at
THINKER Loves You Award
Hey there Sawblade. A user that kinda snuck up on Uncyc, ready to cut through voting templates with his razor-sharp opinions. Lethal.
Anyway, thank you for your vote in the Writer of the Year competition. From the bottom of my pillow-soft, under-ripened heart, I do so appreciate that you like some of those articles I wrote.
Awarded by: THINKER at 18:57, 2 February 2008 (UTC)