||Scaley1234 is taking a short Uncybreak. This short may become long, and, in all possibility, permanent. However, it may remain short. He would like to thank <insert name here> for anything they may have, are, or would have ever done for them. Good bye.
To be honest, I've become bored. A lot of the articles I've read recently are crap. I'd like to commend those who have written good articles. UnCameron is a particular favourite. With a u. Although, I don't like the seemingly significant number of UnNews and HowTos now being featured. HowTos are sometimes good, but have generally not been my thing. However, I have NEVER got myself involved in that side of things, so I shall make no further comment. My recent, and almost all, activity has been simply reverting and removing crap, which, as I've stated above, has become far too common. This is likely what has bored me, though probably not, who knows. Maybe I should have just cleared my Watchlist, and started again, so to speak, but that's not how I do things. I'd like to apologise for anything in progress that I have not, and most likely will not be, finished
I now depart this plane, to further my aims, such as spelling and grammar, elsewhere. I may return, I may not. If not, good bye. I never really got to know anybody, but I did come to respect some people. A few. Under 20, but still.
This is not a propagandised statement. If you look here, you'll find its definition, if you don't already know it. I highly doubt this will be viewed by a large audience, and I'd rather it received no reaction at all. However, if you do have some comment to make, or would like to comment on anything I have previously done, I will come back to check my talk page every so often, so just leave a message there.
Again, good bye.
User page before onset of inactivity
Ah-ha, I've found the Userboxes.
||This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Walk softly and carry a 500 gigawatt laser. Help!
||This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
||This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia
because he or she thinks that they take things way
too seriously over there.
||This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
||This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
|This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to UN:USB.
Yep, I think that'll do for now, at least until I make the article longer...
Would you believe it, my Userpage is beginning to take shape. One day in the
distant- near-future, I may even make it more organised, and actually put some content that isn't just random stuff on it. Who knows, it may even get long enough so I can add more spammy informative Userboxes, without them stretching the page, but for now, enjoy it as it is, and I'll soon make it much larger :-). (On a sidenote, here's my Talk Page...because I was bored. Thanks.)
Well, seeing as I've now received the traditional
spam greeting on my talk page, I suppose I ought to edit this page now. However, at the moment, I can't be bothered haven't got time. Therefore, this page will have to wait until I have the time, I think of something to say, somebody threatens to shoot me if I don't, I earn enough money to pay someone else to do it for me, or somebody adds a load of spam useful information which I can then edit into a pile of utter rubbish.
Look Mummy, loads of links, and all blue!!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!
This article is likely to be left thus:
| PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!|
This page is a piece of crap. The author acknowledges this fact.
it depends on whether I feel like making it better.
- Staying up late on clocks forward/back night to watch the Ceefax clock change an hour.
- Buying free* items.
- Destroying, by means of WMD, anybody who calls football, soccer
- Wondering how they managed to make a football move by hitting it with a sock anyway...
- Playing RuneScape *shudders*
- And then laughing when people complain that I don't get fat:
Scaley, I honest to god was so amazed when I googled 'Nite min3r' and it came up with this! Flash backs ftw!!
BEN!! WOOOOOOOOTTTT BEN WILTON/NITE MIN3R IS MY HERO!!
I'll give you a clue, though most of the clue doesn't really apply yet, or it'd be at the top...
There you have it, my User Page. Okay, I admit, I just wanted a Table of Contents.