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I will work for food.

HI My name is SECO

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& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭

sub subliminal!

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...and I am not romanian.
One day I was walking down the street when I notices a curative small intestine and it told me: " Schindler's other list: Ham, bacon, pork chops, sausage. ". That got me thinking and I remembered the time I was in Sports Bar with my friend Jimmy Neutron and the SC Paderborn 07 were playing against the SC Paderborn 07. I had my lucky number x T-shirt on. Thoose were such great times. I remembered I ordered a drink and in the glass I found something that looked like an Oric .

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