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Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations!

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Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.
[[Asshat ah-G]] This user does not speak Asshat and furthermore believes Asshat
to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Asshat
du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.
de-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Deutsch.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Jihad.jpg This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain
Leon Trotsky icon.jpg This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.
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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
Hanshaketiny.jpg This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

uk-4 This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level.
UnNews Logo Potato.png This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.
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Fixer Downers[edit]

  • Piccolo I formatted this a bit and added the minimum to make it readable. I had no part in the genesis of this stupid article, it was some Asian with Babel Fish.
  • Nuclear missile was slightly reformatted, I don't like this article. I don't know why I even reformat these things, I just want to delete them.