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Goldstein award.png E G A E D M

The Emmanuel
Goldstein Award

September 2006


I only get 1/4 of this award. The rest is Olipro's Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png




looky what i'm giving you! and just for bugging me!

Kitten in glass.jpg Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence.
She likes kittens, and apparently you too.


Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye.

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I hate you! Rant rant rant! did I do that correctly? Thanks for your feedback on my audio. The thing is, you never know what I'll do until I do it, more or less. Not only that, but I do these in one take only, no second chances, (almost) everything left in, including one where I started choking once. Thanks again, and I want you to know, I enjoyed your article. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 20:57, 18 August 2006 (UTC) Oh, I almost forgot...

Identity Theft at the VFH[edit]

Newcookie.gif Bradaphraser has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Ask, and ye shall recieve. --Jesus 02:25, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the Deutsch spelling[edit]

Looking forward to spell more fuhrer articles in the future :) Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S

Jew.gif This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.

Jew.gif This user is hereby nominated as a DOUBLE HONORARY JEW. He might be King of the Jews

Got me again. Damn... I´ll have to double the prize.


There you go, just for you

In the name of Allah! Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

has awarded you a Nuclear missile
Now go and destroy the The Zionist Entity

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-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 21:03, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

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