User:Sic one

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DrapeauCanada.png.png This user is Canadian
...and stands for truth,
universal health care,
and HOCKEY games!
ca-N This user is a native speaker of Canajan, eh?.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
de-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Deutsch.
fr-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Fran├žais.
Jsbach-bass.jpg This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
Virgindeguadalupe.jpg This user is Catholic and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.
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History[edit]

Born in Schlafarchtenmachteinehabedichinmeinelebennach, Germany, Sic One was quickly thrown on a boat and sent over to Canada upon his birth. With no parents to raise him, Sic One soon became...well homeless, what else would he be -- STUPID. But anyways, ya so no one to care for him, Sic One decided to rob banks. And that's what got him here somehow. Living the life with a beautiful 12 year exploited girl from Asia, and a fancy box, things for Sic One have become perfect.

Discography[edit]

  • I Love Chocolate On Your Buttocks - 1991
  • I Got Yellow Fever - 1993
  • Dis Aint No Gangsta - 1995
  • I Want You To Butter My Bun - 1999
  • Ich Will Zu Ficken Deine Mutter In Die Esel! - 2002
  • Everyone Lives In Amerika(Except 6.2 billion people) - 2006
  • Window Revolution - expected release in late 2007