User:Sir Cornbread

Commander of the Order http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/images/thumb/b/b3/UK-Army-OF1b.gif/21px-UK-Army-OF1b.gif Second Lieutenant This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) ego This user is a deluded egomaniac. This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference. This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper. us-N This user is a native speaker of American English. rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. ac-E This user only speaks those African clicky noises because it was a required course in school. es-P This f****r speaks Español heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. il-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Igpay Atinlay whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. du-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Dumbass. fh-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Fuckhead. [[Asshat ah-0]] This user does not understand Asshat and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners. tx-G This user does not speak Texan and furthermore believes Texan to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Texan. File:Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in. This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams. This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo. ♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails. Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! This user is cooler than you. This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is not too long. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.

You, <insert name here>, have reached the userpage of Sir Cornbread, the man and the legend.

Vive Le Cornbread!!

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My Featured Articles

• Rap - Featured July 31, 2006!
• The Putz Who Stole Hanukkah - Featured October 28, 2006!

Other Articles I Created

• Hermaphrodite -Quasi-Featured. Twice.
• Ape-Shit Crazy - And the Template
• Anti-Grue
• Spellcheck
• Thais
• Unoriginality
• Yao Ming

-What will I write next...?

UnNews Articles

• UnNews:Gandhi Indicated In Doping Scandal
• UnNews:Jesus Sues Mel Gibson For Plagiarism
• UnNews:God Dealt To Yankees At Trade Deadline
• UnNews:Castro Dies, Granted Sainthood By Catholic Church

My Top 10 Favorites (That I didn't write)

1. Nihilism
2. Redundancy
3. Kitten Huffing
4. Writer's Block
5. Grue
6. Sexual innuendo
7. Random Humor
8. Alliteration
9. Fisher Price: A Retrospective
10. Niggers

Awards And Stuff

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Hinoa has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Bradaphraser has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

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THIS USER VOTES WISELY They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them. Thanks for the vote for Writer of the Month. I've been waiting for this for months now...it's probably the thing I most wanted out of my time here. -- Bradaphraser

Mrs. Fundlebuggy sends you a big pie and a warm welcome! Thanks for being nice to my son. Normally people just kick him in the shin and fill him with balloons. I know I do.

Hey, congratulations!!! For voting for DiZ as Author of the Month , DiZ has awarded you by killing a martyr in your name! Don't feel guilty, he didn't pay his taxes anyways. -- DiZ the Great

You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about.

Gert5 has awarded you floppy cake! Floppies are easy to transparentize, as they are square.