User:Sir Cornbread
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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is not too long. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message. |
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Featured Article: Rap This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
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Featured Article: The Putz Who Stole Hanukkah This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
You, <insert name here>, have reached the userpage of Sir Cornbread, the man and the legend.
Vive Le Cornbread!!
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Contents
My Featured Articles[edit]
- Rap - Featured July 31, 2006!
- The Putz Who Stole Hanukkah - Featured October 28, 2006!
Other Articles I Created[edit]
- Hermaphrodite -Quasi-Featured. Twice.
- Ape-Shit Crazy - And the Template
- Anti-Grue
- Spellcheck
- Thais
- Unoriginality
- Yao Ming
UnNews Articles[edit]
- UnNews:Gandhi Indicated In Doping Scandal
- UnNews:Jesus Sues Mel Gibson For Plagiarism
- UnNews:God Dealt To Yankees At Trade Deadline
- UnNews:Castro Dies, Granted Sainthood By Catholic Church
My Top 10 Favorites (That I didn't write)[edit]
- Nihilism
- Redundancy
- Kitten Huffing
- Writer's Block
- Grue
- Sexual innuendo
- Random Humor
- Alliteration
- Fisher Price: A Retrospective
- Niggers
Awards And Stuff[edit]
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Hinoa has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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Bradaphraser has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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emc has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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THIS USER VOTES WISELY They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them. |
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Mrs. Fundlebuggy sends you a big pie and a warm welcome! Thanks for being nice to my son. Normally people just kick him in the shin and fill him with balloons. I know I do. |
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For voting for DiZ as Author of the Month , DiZ has awarded you by killing a martyr in your name! Don't feel guilty, he didn't pay his taxes anyways. -- DiZ the Great |
You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about. |
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Gert5 has awarded you floppy cake! Floppies are easy to transparentize, as they are square. |